Fighting Games General /fgg/

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pantyhose

Is he our guy?

Play Skullgirls.

Right, sounds like I wouldn't be gimping myself with any of them. Thanks for the tips, I'll give the game another shot, at least I'll have something to mess around with at my locals until the rest of the goobers show up.

GoFundMe for Brick to CEOtaku

WHEN

Why haven't the sponsors contacted me yet?

Good job brick you're king of a dead game in a 3rd world continent

Post input devices

Nah, the game is pretty well balanced all things considered, you can pretty much pick anyone and do ok.

because fg scene is not that big

Congrats Brick

/fgg/ will sponsor you...

Brick won for /fgg/

Beat the baguettes first, then I'll get you on Red Bull

You should email Rick Fox, they recently resigned Julio so they'll probably take you as well

If i marry you will i be able to join it like momo and his waif?

All these people complaining about laura need to buy her battle costume. It is a much MUCH better model, worth the few dollars.

what kind of game tolerates 10 buttons?

That's what I am saying. She has a narrow, concave nasal bridge, perfect lip proportions, high cheek bones, and a distinct but feminine jawline. If someone were to design the "perfect" pornstar from scratch, all of these things would be there.

A shit plastic surgeon, maybe. Facial aesthetics are a science at this point, and barring some incredibly shit skull structure, its not very hard to make someone classically attractive now.

>tiny lips
>big buggy eyes

Have you ever seen Laura? Her eyes could be considered small for some females, and in what world are these lips "tiny"? Are you more sexually interested in apes?

can I sniff this?

>Not staggering your keybindings to account for finger length and arm angle

I want to _____ Rikuo

Makoto

gj brick
unironically inspiring

make /fgg/ great again

See

Skullgirls
You can assign left/right stick assists and I use that so I can have two free macros.

I've got tiny hands so it feels comfortable.

Can't beat the baguettes who dodge.

need to sniff them

not ever see rikuo again

go away furfag

Karin is the real most attractive street fighter female.

where can i get a tranny gf like this

only bad thing about her are those retarded braids on half of her head
other than that she's pretty sweet
also top tier rack

In Brazil, normally they have names like Laura

sako infinite

I'm doing the opposite of complaining though.

If Laura is supposed to be from Brazil, why does she only speak English and Japanese?

>furfag
>completely hairless

Get her battle costume, the hair is better and doesn't clip

trying out different pk shortcut positions.
Ultra tired of normals coming out when I try to fd

What is the move that goes 'VWOOM!'?

SV confirmed EVO 2017

nah i dont even play laura
but i always enjoy getting matched against one
no matter which way the fight goes, my dick always wins

when I first saw Laura's design I thought it was a joke, it's totally a pornstar lol. I wasn't around when she was released, I'm guessing there was a shitstorm because of SJWs

Most SJW don't play fighting game and the ones that do are trannies so they have nothing against Laura.

number one

how do you pronounce valle?

t. faggot pedophile

foosies

valley

bara

How to spot a weeaboo virgin

Vai

おめでとうございます!

t. combofiend

lol yeah I'm pretty done with fgg
there's literally no reason to ever come here

no one plays games, even when I offer to money match
it's fucking cesspit

american fgg had like six good players, and they're all gone because this place is a fucking hell hole

donnie, bobcat, demonik, fucking even gman and jojo don't post here anymore

not only that but sfv is fucking trash dumbed down for casuals. the good old days of 2011-2013 fgg are gone. there are no good current fighting games out and no one worth playing still comes here

You are a big fat liar, facial aesthetics are not a science. The only science behind it is medical science: the question concerning beauty is entirely social. Measuring distances between eyes is utterly pseudo-scientific, similar to what nazis did. Just like private plastic surgery schools are scientific only according to the people who market them. They are just businesses that make money out of students, which makes me call you a liar.

In the picture you chose the model has quite big lips, I agree. But because of the low quality of the model, depending on the pose her lips lose most of their size in a matter of seconds.

And the things you just wrote made me entirely convinced you are just bullshitting, so I will refrain from replying from now. There are no such things as "scientifically perfect proportions," learn that student.

What did Brick win?

6 (You)s

Calm down Reno.

like vahye like kanye

SV is a good fighting game.

A pentium II

A prestigious Melty Blood tournament

Kinda makes me want to write a script that automatically posts one of these pastas based on different triggers. The next step would be writing an AI to refine what the trigger should be.
Eventually all the autists will become obsolete.

>Despite me living at my mother's house with no formal education other than a GED, I know far more than doctors and scientists that have run thousands of tests all with similar results to find which facial features and proportions the general person finds most attractive on a female. You're just falling for Jewish tricks! You're not woke like me!

Hahahaha

>You are a big fat liar, facial aesthetics are not a science. The only science behind it is medical science: the question concerning beauty is entirely social.

that's just bullshit man
certain standards of attractiveness are universal and provably present in men of every nation on the planet, no matter their national or cultural heritage

HARD-

Yes, but those are broad strokes, not exact science.

Supposing you are a different user, I am currently working as an (actually scientific) uni teacher and hence find the lies of that other person utterly offensive. I have professors, scientists and doctors as friends, so no biggie.

A brand new set of doge images to shitpost with.

You could also slightly randomize the pasta so we can't tell it's a script

FUCK OFF AUTOMATION IS TAKING MY JOB IN 5 YEARS DON'T TAKE MY SHITPOSTING AWAY FROM ME TOO

does anyone have the pasta where Reno sperged out on Donnie?

And the one pasta about maki and bridge trolls where Donnie got BTFO

I like how this legitimately fits in with the other shitposts

Is there any fighting game in which I can play as an idol beside KoF and P4A?

>Not getting any (you)'s
Oh well time to get my ass kicked in usfiv with a friend

>a game reaches a new low in concurrent players
>transpose a randomly selected image from googling kermit on top of steam charts
>SFV gets shat on
>post false flag goober
>Melty Blood gets name dropped
>put on trip and post doges
It's working, it's working!

probably some dead weeb kusoge like AH or Cummy Blasters

so?
universal attraction = general shit like big breasts, wide hips, symmetric face, big eyes, clean skin, no excess body fat etc
laura has it all, so she's universally attractive. this isn't rocket science.

laura and makoto are friends

LAURAPOSTERS AND MAKOTOPOSTERS SHOULD BE FRIENDS TOO

>ft2 isn't forced in ranked
>faggots quit after one match
thanks capcom

here you go

anybody have the image of the guy reping fgg at evo that lost to some african guy? it was like a collage

t. Makoto
Nobody wants to be friends with gays in denial

that image is verboten in fgg, do not bully ghodere

wtf i love makoto now

Thanks senpai here's one back

i only give the runback to worthy opponents. if you're a braindead shoto player then im not rematching

you didn't work for your points so why would I give you mine?

thank god it's not forced ft2 desu
having to endure one set against laggy shitters is bad enough already, being forced to rematch them would be a fucking nightmare

Is this gay furry

Are they grappling buds? Grap. Ling. Buds?

nigeria, yes

I lost to a man whose training partners were a gazelle and an unusually large pile of dirt

>I will never compete in an online poverty tournament cheered on by my fellow /fgg/ bretheren, winning the whole thing and claming my price of a free copy of cummy blasterz

why even continue living

brick do you have a bf

asking for a friend

This one?

He has a husband, me
Dont forget to ask for me to get sponsored too, brick :3

nigga musta used some kinda voodoo magic or some shit, no way our boy would lose an honest match