ITT: how to spot nu-male drivers

>power steering

>auto
>fwd

fuck u 900 tarbo a best

>makes threads pretending not to be a numale on a taiwanese finger puppet forum

Yes, of course. Only real men steer by biting their steering wheel and thrashing their head around like a crocodile while furiously jerking off with both hands.

>2016+1 not driving with your knees leaving your hands free for fapping while driving past playgrounds.

>"no, a cab would be best, few too many drinks to drive"

>needing all that protection while STILL being in a cage
jesus christ race car drivers are such fucking pussies compared to race bike riders

I drive 10 2, 7, 6 12 and I'm a number male

Numales drive?

Tru you can never know if you can call what they do driving.

Bernie Sanders 2016 bumper stickers long after he lost the race

>uses his turn signals
>only does 10-15 over the speed limit

>taking advantage of available technology to make you safer while doing something dangerous makes you a pussy
Go play NFL football in a leather cap then go firefighting wearing flannel before joining the military and refusing to wear your vest and carry extra ammo on deployment you chimp

NFL safety gear is a prime example of the Peltzman Effect. So are car airbags.

>NFL safety gear is a prime example of the Peltzman Effect
Yes, but you'd have to be a literal retard to play without it while everyone else does

>So are car airbags
demonstrably NO

>Nascar
>racing

Hehe

literally all men qualify as nu male by this definition

>everyone white knights and is active on twitter
>everyone donates to a pateron female
>everyone will take their wife's last name
no, just you.

>small hatchbacks

you need to complete all the requirement to be one

How do we deal with the /pol/ shitposter problem?

So fucking true lmao

Nice projection numale.

not all just a majority

so OP statement is false

i put both dicks on the weheh now whut you call that

how many of these does Veeky Forums have
I have 3-4 depending on who you ask

>drives a mustang

Not much more embarrassing.

Fucking kek

>one hand
>clearly has power steering

Do you even lift bro?

>can't turn wheel with one hand with no power steering
do YOU lift?

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I have a three pedals

DO YOU EVEN SQUAT BRO?

>having a 15 inch wheel

>his wheel isn't 10" in diameter

>race bike riders: fully armored thick leather suits with built in airbags, top of the line helmets, boots, and gloves, tracks other than crazy shit like isle of man ITT designed with massive run off and gravel trap areas with almost no walls, survive 200mph crashes with relaatively minor injuries
>race car drivers: hit fucking walls and die

>his steering wheel isn't a door knob

>Manual transmission instead of paddle shift DCT
>Torque converter
>No bucket seats
>dash has no gauges for voltage, oil pressure, oil temperature, or boost

(you)

Enabled by automatic transmissions.

t. nigger

people play rugby without any protection you numale

all tesla drivers are numales

>Unironically liking unmodified cars more than modified cars.
>Buying a crossover or SUV ever
>Im not gonna lie, this is definitely me when i'm driving.jpg faggot
>Not doubling the speed limit at all times
>Using fog lights ever
>Not planning ahead for traffic lights, ie: going fast and slow
>Texting ever
>Not knowing the limits of your car or technical stats

>drives a car with a touch screen

Providing you're not wearing thick-rimmed problem glasses, what's wrong with wearing them? I keep a pair for highway driving. My vision is fine everywhere except very long distances, and I like to be able to read signs in good time. Other than that I don't wear them.

>he has a steering wheel

>drives around with his fog lights on to look cool
>blocks overtaking lane
>plays loud degenerate music
>fwd

likewise, my vision is fucking terrible- would he rather i not wear glasses and be a danger to myself and everyone around me while driving?

patrician way to hold wheel when relaxedly cruising

>mostly hanging on to the wheel with thumb and thenar
>relaxing as fuck
>but hands still both on wheel ready to grip fully if needed

Yeah the whole team and other team is playing without them.

He's saying that you would never play without pads against guys in them. Be the only mofo on the field in street clothes while everyone else is 240+lbs without the extra mass of safety gear.

As a kid we'd play padless in the neighborhood and were fine introduce one kid in pads and he was tearing us up. Not because he was good, but because it hurt us more.

Or Clinton-Kaine stickers.
I see them all the fucking time still.

In racing school they tell u not 2 put ur thumb behind wheel >:3

8-4 base master race here. 10-2 is mostly for old people.

>hating tesla

>drives an autotragic
>drives fwd
>drives an import
>blasts bass to be an obnoxious nigger

Well fuck me for having horrible eyesight and not being a teenager or middle-aged.

really makes you think

I can count on my fingers the number of Clinton stickers I've seen
t. Jacksonville Florida

No
>left shoulder on window sill
>left hand sprawled across top of steering wheel
>gives ultimate surface area contact and easy access to horn
>right hand on dick

>"hot" hatch enthusiast

>Drives any crossover
>Autotragic
>Driving DCT in poorfag car (Veloster, Fiesta/Focus, GTI)
>Calls wheels "rims"
>Modifies the sound system before anything else
>Stancefag
>Fartcan

t. BMW driver

hatchback enthusiast/driver here, I've hooked up with a mustang owner's girlfriend because I thought it would be funny to fuck a mustang owner's gf. he even gave me a ride home too kek

so if anything mustang owners are numales

>driving crossovers like post 2010 CRV or any Hyundai crossover
>buys cars on the sole premise of being "safe" or "reliable"
>buys his wife/gf a car (if not rich)
>takes his car to a mechanic for the most basic services
>drives slow to "pollute less"
>leases or finances a new car every few years because he doesn't trust an "old" one

If a male exhibits 3 or more of these behaviors, he's probably a nu-male.

Combine with:

>he even gave me a ride home too kek
Story time pls.

I really wanna know how you swung that.

>Story time pls
>he actually believes that

I figured even if it wasn't true, he would at least be able to make up a good story.

Tesla's are overrated golf carts

If they care about MPG.

How do you drive fagstick? Cool one arm steering chad wanabee

Hope the airbag smashes your forearm into your face

one

20-30 years old

>drive a miata
>only tick one box
>20-30 years old

Wat-sticker anywhere on the vehicle.

Top right looks like Norm Macdonald

>using twitter

I usually don't pay attention to how people drive but I noticed the RCR dude drives like total shit.
In any shot, ANY shot where he's taking a turn, he'll do the super faggy (and bad form) motion of turning the wheel like a total sissy... I don't know how to describe it.
You know how you usually pick a position for the hand, and the movement that follows is fluid, not jerky, and preferably in one motion without letting go? There are those people that can't turn the wheel without having their hands at 10-2 all the goddamn time, and do this jerky shit of grabbing the wheel and switching too much.

Also, nu-males drive as little as possible, and they all hate hobbies that are physical even if just a tiny bit, unless they are gay as shit e.g. that golf frisbee shit. IMO nu-males are probably scooter riders, as they always have been. Or bike riders, if you pass by a tech start up it's mostly bikes and the odd auto shitbox.

>including age, alpha falcial hair or corrective lenses
thats kind of retarded desu

I know what you mean regarding the steering but this whole nu male thing sounds like some invented hate caricature so we can feel better about ourselves over often very trivial things.

Why is this shit not contained to pol?

Only the normal Fiestas and Focuses have DCTs. The STs and RSs are manual only.

t. runey fag

DELETE THIS

I'm from Texas myself, out in Alexandria VA for work though. Its a liberal fuckhole.

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you don't

>he has wheels

i have a beard and i'm in my 20-30

it's better not to break your thumbs so i tend to agree

there is no funny story, as the mustang driver is unaware of any of this. He would probably get pretty mad desu