/ss13g/ - Spessman on a Spess Station General

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>rip dragonbro
>spacemans drama
>nothing else really

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/u40ABfJz

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youtube.com/watch?v=Y6eR7WkZPMc
youtube.com/watch?v=Xruky-Ps1Vo
youtube.com/watch?v=b2u_8d8o1oM
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13264
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

First for Vox are misunderstood.

second for waifus(male)

Rest in peace, Morena
youtube.com/watch?v=Y6eR7WkZPMc

It's only been a few months since the last RIP Dragonbro
wtf?

How does this image make you feel?

Robust

It's me deadpool the waifufag here to put my opinions everywhere, give me attention!

Not him, but didn't some guy post logs of MrPain persecuting the shit out of him for standing up to him? not sure if its the same guy but Im still rustled from it

what was the job music chart gonna be? they coding it in or what?

>wearing a cap instead of a helmet
>robust
shaking my head to be honest family

angry, because he's breaking the law

first for I hate niggers

I was the first person to post this to the thread, I heard morena enjoyed it so that's good. They were an alright player that got on the bad side of some autists and pushed out.

>no (hardsuit/HoS) helmet
>not in hardsuit / mysterious armor / wearing an ablative vest
>probably not even carrying hyperzine or magboots, just in case
>probably not taking a pill with dex +, dex, kelo, derm, bicar, etc. every few minutes, just in case
>probably not carrying antitox, creatine, arithrazine, iron, kelotane, dermaline pills for those prolonged battles
>probably doesn't even have X-ray vision or a thermal eyepatch / thermal goggles and nightvision goggles
>not wearing a breathing mask and having an entirely filled air canister set to release at 16kpa in your pocket

I'm disappointed.

He's right that DragonBro used to be a decent admin.

How does THIS picture make you feel?

Makes me feel like all new borgs do that.
I did that once, I got bwoinked, but not bannu'd.

thanks for telling me about them, me

>morena
>attention starved shitter that would blog post so often on the thread she actually got banned from Veeky Forums for a week because of it
>being sad he was permanently banned
>supporting his shit music tastes

Hi Bill

Special needs spessman detected. Roll with the bandana or the cap or you're a big old faggot.

Shrug it off
Borgs can't act on potential harm so it's whatever

>Not wearing helmet with gas mask because it looks rad af

>needing the helmet for flashbang protection
Lmao, are there still people that don't roll deaf HoS?

Come on, man. You've played enough video games to know that the protagonist never wears a helmet. It gives you special protection.

Morena as a player in game wasn't bad, they just got carried away on the forums.

Should've been forumbanned, not game banned.

I don't usually like morena's type of music but some if it was good.

>potential harm
>other side of the firelock is pressurized

Opening an airlock between a pressurised room and a depressurised room isn't potential. ZAS is very real

>They were an alright player

MEME WAIFU ERPer

>that got on the bad side of some autists and pushed out.

Oh, I wonder why. How about shitposting, lying about everyone outside of his metaclub and constantly posting in ban forum threads that he had nothing to do with? He acted like the leading expert on autism without understanding that he had it too, and that he actually did not understand any of it. Autists pushed one of their own out, because Bill was an ulcerous scab that needed to be removed in order to begin the healing process - healing of the damage Bill had caused left and right.

Just look at the archived threads. There was overwhelming joy when people found out Morena was gone. There were a few spessmen that were still chasing that scent of fake digital pussy, but you're a strict minority.

He's the epitome of a special snowflake. While I'm fine with Bill playing on Veeky Forums, provided a few things are done:

-he should not demand to be in the spotlight every second
-he should not create drama constantly
-he should not get on a high horse and start kicking what he perceives to be peasants.
-there must be a formal walk of shame ceremony, followed by having to staticname for a month, playing at least one round a day, and being entirely valid throughout it (just to get the drama out of our systems)
-after the process, he should be forbidden to staticname and/or play the female gender
-he should shove his ERP nonsense up his well-spent dragon-shaped hole

Seriously though, look up the old threads. Almost no one wants 'her' here.

>potential
there are only two certain things on this universe
shitters and ZAS

>needing a helmet when you're on a projectile blocking cart that insures maximum mobility in all conditions
>allowing yourself to even come close to any situation where you'd need a helmet despite these advantages

He where's that hat in order to demonstrate that he has already won. It's a demoralization tactic.

You wouldn't understand special needs spaceman.

...

>the protagonist never wears a helmet.
what games are you playing, my protagonists usually wear helmets

LMAO 9AI
9AI

every fucking Hos I seem to get is deaf, never responds to sec radio

>t. xevonix

FREE KINGSTON

youtube.com/watch?v=Xruky-Ps1Vo

>where's

Every year, the AIs migrate to warmer climates for the winter. It truly is a sight to see.

fuck off elwhoop no one's making your in game rick and morty suit

youtube.com/watch?v=b2u_8d8o1oM

I actually can't tell if this is you yahir or a good falseflag

>anyone that has a strong opinion against me, a notorious shitter, is xevonix
Bill stop you're not fooling anyone

I have never played gears of war.

Enthuses on "warmer" climate.

How does this picture make you feel?

>anyone who blows things out of proportion, and plays the victim when things are turned back on him, is xevonix

FTFY

>where's

Are you sure you're not the special needs spaceman?

good round

Disgusted because it implies there are non-human heads.

>He where's that hat in order to demonstrate that he has already won. It's a demoralization tactic.

Actual guy in the pic here, this is pretty much why I wore the fez. That and the fez is based as fuck.

I thought that picture was done being posted tho

Their entire ban reasoning was that they continuously got carried away with malicious greytiding daily to the point that they got in so much shit they were banned.

>she

no it doesn't

>fell for the autism trap
I rest my case

>It's a xevonix shitposts in the thread morning

Amused

deadpool is insufferable

kingston here again reporting in, i see dragonbro has been de-adminned for being a massive faggot griefing people ingame with admin powers what a surprise, who could have known he was secretly a terrible autist??

in any case considering he banned me for literally no raisen i think it truly is time to FREE KINGSTON

dude not everyone who dislikes bill for being an annoying weirdo is your boogie man

>I was only shitposting about the hat
>ends up it's the actual reason why he did it.

Huh

...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

You type just like the notorious ban valids autist "Xevonix"

?????

Hear me hout. so, yous iz sayin dat it's da trap an' yous lured dem into hit? are yous da fisherman? i nah it's da dawggie dawg world, but wak. yous iz dig da mastermind hof space.

Now this is shitposting

You have a similar typing style to a player known for log diving for days to get players he dislikes banned and shitposting lies about them to ruin their reputation. The players ckey is "Xevonix"

you are replying to the real xevonix right now

And the mineing borg is supposed to do what exactly? Kiss the hole to make it feel better?

So, basically what Morena did on the forums, but with actual archival research?

I like Xevonix more than Morena in that case.

you'd think a mining borg would know a thing or two about holes at least

?

sometimes you just land right on the money family

that particular round was pretty much over by then, cult got fucked early and I was on cleanup duty looking for any potential cult hiding spots. I just rode around on the janicart to counter ZAS and breaking down walls with a diamond drill.

...and ZASing other people to death and telling to fix their own walls

No one said he was successful at log diving, only that he wasted a ton of time doing it

BILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILLBILL

I recognize that Rustle

>
Oh it sure does, just ask it to and it'll drill any hole you like.

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

the last ban request i have made was in march of 2016
let it go bud

yep

I regret that round desu, it happened while I was going through late stage burned out spessman syndrome

Ain't that some boombox level shit.

>tfw minerbroborg won't drill your holes because human harm.
Just

what's important is that you have improved since then

big boob sprites when

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13264

we need
your vote

I hate when faggots use stupidity as an excuse for griefing.

It shouldn't be tolerated.

erect penis sprites when

Are you sure you're not the autistic one?

Non-fur non-deep end fetish erp server with these features when?

>non-deep end
>erp

This
Senpai

>Zealotron singlehandedly creates discord meta-club
>Gets perma'd for it
>He walks into a room with all the headmins
>Comes out a day later
>All metaclub members are unbanned
>The person who exposed them is permabanned
>Zealotron is made an admin

These are strange times we live in, spessmen.

>tfw too afraid to play this game

What do, everything is too hard

I'm in the same boat. My friend is helping me through voicechat though.

worst part is that he kept getting his shitter friend Carshalash unbanned even though he's the worst shitter on the entire server by far.

the librarian video link is wrong.

what music do you guys listen while chillin' on spess?

i like vaporwave and dad rock

Whatever is on the jukebox