Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvetteā„¢ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k

By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.

>Faster than a GT-R

Oh look, another poorly disguised troll thread.

Stop making false flag threads, this is just pathetic.

inb4 butthurt gtrfags
inb4 butthurt yurofags
inb4 butthurt lemansfags

It better have three times the warranty at least
I fucking hate having to replace engines every 6 miles

btfo

>inb4 people who make me butthurt
Lmao daily reminder gm has never beaten ford or nissan at le mans :^)

Kill yourselves or get a job so you can actually own a car and stop shitposting
>assmad gm fangirl
Want me to take yet ANOTHER picture of the Ranger and Mustang?

Poorfag projecting gm fangirl detected
Stay mad gm is dog poop

>tfw at work eating ice blocks and drinking alcohol
Lmao loser

lmao

Put your trip back on Prez/o/,

>nissans failed fwd project literally lapped la sarthe faster than the ecoboost ford gt and corvette c7r
Lmao even when nissan fails they still beat gmcuckbois

OK one more mustang pic coming up. This is how you fit a new LCA back onto the car. Yes that is 3 jacks.

careful don't want to trigger him. he's going to start with his fake lap times again

>ARGH GTR AND FORD FANGIRLS I'LL GET YOU!!

lmao, he spergs so good!!

will gm ever recover?

Alphonse, you didn't even change them filename. We know it's you.

>gm has never ever won LeMans, Formula 1, or wrc


Ayy lmao

because I own a camaro and i'm still mad that chevy has always had a boner for the vette and kept it just a tad bit faster than my car

Ford, on the other hand, has won all three...but only because the Britbongs did all the work for them: TOP KEK. 'Murrican ford has only won Le Mans once with the Mk. IV and that was only after learning how the job was done thanks to Lola, Wyer, et. al.

GM is shit but Ferrd is no better.

you just listed the reasons why ford is better though.

Ford is an international brand

Pleaase take your bourgeoise nationalism out of here

Did you apply for any jobs today?

Why do you keep asking me that?