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Do yourself a favour and just go to a normie meet on facebook.

Dat has a nasty habbit of imploding.

We are in another shitposting feedback loop.

Bumping.

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C'mon lads, if we want an OP that isn't Fatcunt-tier we've got to hit the bump limit on this one.

Make a new thread then you cuck. There's barely any posts here anyway.

Just fuck my shit up senpai

That's just autistic. Are you the sperg making several threads at a time?

Drop one on Kalgoorlie m8. And one on Uluru for good measure. As with headrags and their magic black box and space rock, if you blow up the big rock in the middle of Oz the Abos will power down.

Who's gonna judge, some P-plater in a Sexcel or an 86er who loses in a line to a hybrid Camry?

To be fair those hybrid Camrys are comfy as fuck. My mate's mum has a optioned-out one and it's the ultimate "cops won't look at us on the Brissie-Nimbin run" car. Makes for such a dull trip to, but coming back baked is like driving a cloud.

Wrong pic, but it did get me appreciating even that level of "luxury". Though the total lack of acceleration blew donkey dick.

It still wouldn't have been my first choice if I had cash to blow on a more subtle second vehicle to make the trek but if I were some old fart with a bad back I certainly wouldn't mind one.

So you have to be high to enjoy the car?

Reminder that our beloved naa autech silvia is still up for sale:
carsales.com.au/private/details/Nissan-Silvia-2000/SSE-AD-4161186/?Cr=1

I want to get a mural all on my back like yakuza style but dream time inspired what do you lads think

Why tho

Because I want tattoo and back is a private place.. also part black cunt

Black as in nigger, pajeet or abbo?

Koori

So who the fuck do you get for insurance if you're under 25 and don't want to get shafted considering Just car is shutting down

Budget

budget wont touch any car more interesting than a camry if you're under 25

huh really i got a xj insured extremely cheap

I bought a V35 Skyline to learn manual, how long would this take? I was an auto cuck for 3-4 years.

seriously?

i've found anything with a turbo instantly gets listed as "25 and over only", they won't even insure a fiesta st

as someone who did that was a r33 just make sure your clutch is a-ok

t. autocuck for 7 years

da fuq?

i was 23 when i got that car.

tried to insure my v8 at 24 and they baulked

A couple of hours to learn the basics and be able to drive it around, a couple of months to properly finesse it so it becomes second nature.

You'll learn in a day, master it in at least a month

Step 0(Empty space)
>Find an empty parking lot or somewhere with lots of space for you to fuck around
>Even better if it has a flat section and a slight hill somewhere
>Find spectators so they can laugh as you fail to do the next steps

Step1 (Learn bite point)
>let out clutch slowly till car starts to creep forward
>Get car moving on flat surface without using throttle
>Do this without stalling out

Step 2 (Throttle control)
>Now that you know where clutch grabs
>Same as step one but use throttle this time
>Slowly add throttle as you are letting clutch out (how much throttle depends car to car)
>Repeat until you can go from stopped to moving without being jerky as fuck

Step 3 (Hill Starts)
>Learn to do step 2 while on an incline without rolling backwards
>This is pretty much the same as step 2 but you will roll backwards if you are not fast enough
>add throttle while getting to bite point quickly

(Bitchmode Hillstarts)
>Use handbrake to prevent rolling backwards
>Same as step 3

Step 4 (Downshifting)
>Learn what the RPM difference between gears
>Learn to blip throttle for desired RPM
>Match RPM with gear you want
>Go down 1 gear (5th-4th/4th-3rd)
>I'm almost a racecar driver mode down 2 gears on one blip
>Practice till you can do this not jerky as fuck

Step 5(Pracetice Practice Practice)
>Go drive
>Go drive more
>Keep doing all these things till you can do them without thinking about it

Step 6 (I'm fucking Dagumi now)
>Now that you can drive and are not jerky as fuck
>Heel Toe Downshift
>Same as step 4
>Left half of ball of foot on brake
>While pushing brake either roll side of foot to blip throttle or twist and use heel to blip throttle (depends on car and pedal distance/setup) do whatever works for you there isnt a right way to do it
>Get the gear you want
>you now down a gear/slowed down and ready to go WOT out of the turn.
>foot off brake and onto throttle

I can't heel toe in my vy, the pedals are fucked. Should I Just bend it so that it's even with the brake pedal?

Also I can never get perfect downshifts, always blip the throttle and I'm always just a little off so the car either jerks forward or has to rev match.

Why are AU's magically attracted to shiny objects?

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Is the spacing the same in a VX?

Its just a pasta brah im gonna be driving manual myself soon

If you cant heel and toe, try toe and heel

guy with the vx and wide feet here

is it best to go shoes or thongies?

i usually just drive with thongs or barefoot in my auto

whats the worst driving state and why is it nsw

Victoria is equal if not worse

That's a funny way to spell qld and vic

Shoes

are you being legit? that sounds retarded haha.

Yeh the same as a vx, wide space and the throttle pedal is position deeper than the brake pedal

fugg

Take your thongs off before you drive you absolute mong

Pretty much. I reckon it's the same with Pruises (Prii?) since most of the time it's some Uber or taxi cunt and you're in the back plastered.

Double fines and demerits, all the ethnics in Sydney, and your HWP isn't neutered yet. Followed by Cucktoria, specifically Smellbourne and the high probability of being culturally enriched by Ape-x. Also,

>muh road safetels

not nsw

>Double fines and demerits
discourages retards coming back up from the south coast on a public holiday from overtaking a dozen cars around a blind corner at 140kmh.

>sydney driving period
a road full of perfect drivers wont ever stop the horrible congestion

>nsw hwp dont hide in trees wearing camo

VIC HWP are appalling too but they're somewhat castrated by pursuit laws. Your cunts can still go wild, no?

>justifying double fines and demerits
It's a shit rule made to raise a little more cash for minor breaches. For every "this cunt was doing 40 over the limit" on the NSW HWP Facey how many do you reckon got pinged just a little over the limit by a speed trap?

want to buy a mazda bongo / ford econovan anything i have to really watch out for apart from timing belts?

I fucked up mates. Coming Home from work today I tried to exit a roundabout with too much acceleration, started to oversteer, then I overcorreced and ended up 180°. Didn't hit anything.
The car was off when I finished, it's an automatic. Started fine though. Did I do any damage?

Would have just been fuel surge. Nothing to worry about

No damage lucky it was auto and u didn't hit anything manual is less forgiving.

Learn to balance the cars weight before you swing it around

KP a Kawaii.

Alright boys, time for the Friday hypothetical;

>You have the money to start a third party tuner, like Alpina, Brabus or VeilSide. Whatever you fund will be a huge success and will have an impact on Aussie car culture for decades to come. What will your company be named and what sort of shit will you specialize in?

Where can a cunt go to learn how to skid without necking himself, I keep sliding out

anyone got experience with bingle

been looking for someone to insure me, they're crazy cheap compared to aami/nrma etc.

go with aami

fuck no, aami is double the cost

>bingle
Fuck no

do you want good insurance or insurance that will be trash?
dont cheap out faggot

hard to justify an extra $1000 a year though, is it really that much of a difference

What are you insuring? Age?

Young fella or are you trying to insure a WRX?

Been comparing a few different cars since I'm looking to buy one in the next month, the one I just did was a 13' Focus ST

also tried a BRZ (I know those aren't popular here) and an XR5

22 years old, clean driving record

You're going for too sporty and you're in your early 20s, so you're in for some shit for insuring anything sporty. Have you considered any cars that are a bit less typical P plater?

Not bad choices, though the insurance kikes would be rubbing their scaly hands at the thought of some young bloke trying to get coverage for anything that isn't a gutless 1.5l FWD econobox.

What do those enthusiast insurers offer? Can't you get discounts for club memberships and active participation in shit?

I reckon you should go with the XR5T in orange and do it up real mean.

Cheers mates. It was pretty embarrassing desu. The road was way more slippery than it seemed, must have been the fresh rain.
I need somewhere to practice so that I can learn the limits of my car better.

>You're going for too sporty and you're in your early 20s
Which is the best time for something fun and sporty. The "you'll crash and die" meme is propagated by Camry drivers who also believe "every K over is a killer" and do 60 all the way up the on-ramp.

it will be a tuner house called AussieStyle

will specialise in high performance hyundai excels, all cars to undergo a rwd conversion and put out at least 750hp to the wheels when sold

Look at this car mantle FUCK it's wait like wow LOOK AT THIS wooooooooo been been

Actually it's more because "look at me SPEEDBOI 4 LYFE" and you get attention, rack up fines, insurance companies consider you a high risk and very probably a crash. You can say you'll never crash it all you want but the meme is a meme for a reason and insurance companies know guys in their 20s with sports cars can be retards.

What state? Deca at shep is good on the skid pan

Hey boys did you see the car that I post WOOW STATES MEN ausy ausy ausy oi ou oi haha

The only 'normal' car i'd go for is an SP25, but it's still just as expensive as the others I'm after so I'd rather ditch some of the 'comfort' or features of it to get something more enjoyable

I really do like the XR5T and the engine is undoubtedly better, but I love the look of the 86/BRZ more

Just trying to figure out what's the better choice overall, that and re-sale value

Victoria, northern suburbs of melbourne

Seriously I'm going to neck myself doing this, I slide out every time, I need a wide open space

i have the same problem not many wide open roads near me

already got the skids out of my system but we need a skid pad where i am

oh well carparks will have to do

Based dash cam

youtu.be/4ZoaowsmnRY

i havent seen a train horn video in so long, oldschool

>tfw changing oil, oil filter, replacing valve cover gaskets and breather cover sealant this weekend for first time
>tfw nervous

Hang in there user

what car?

Oil and filter is a walk in the park, but tighten your valve cover evenly and in a star pattern or else it will just leak again

grab a rag and clean the oil filter housing before installing the new one, put oil on the new seal then screw in by hand only

which reminds me i gotta do mine

oil filter that is

I like the idea, but get the art done by a traditional koori bloke not some pseudo abo tattoo steal your shit cunt

>Traditional Koori art
>mfw white man taught them to paint to give their child like brains something to do
WEW

In the 1980s no less. White man made their 'flag' too

shhh muh stolen generator

how are your fridays lads

enjoying a beer and going out to get a new workbench tomorrow

where should I get one, thinking repco or bunnings, might get a snag or HSP for lunch

>inb4 build one

fuck all as usual cunt trying to stay cool in 50 degree heat

It's not double the fine, just the demerits.

This guy is a fuckwit. Legit creates shit just to stroke his horn cock. Merc guy at the end is the real MVP for sitting there not moving

>what is rock art up to 40000 yrs old

Why are their no bodykits for my commodore like there are for the jap cars?
Gonna have to resort to garden edging on my front bumper unless someone else has a better idea for making my front bumper lower.

>Not getting the hammer out and going nuts

Make your own nigga its what i am going to have to do if i want wider than 9" on my VX

Have this shit on the 4wd it works fine, nut sure if it covers ADR though at least in NSW

ebay.com.au/itm/EPDM-RUBBER-FLEXIBLE-WHEEL-ARCH-FLARES-6M-x-75MM-WIDE-FOR-4WD-4X4-VEHICLE-/282104952694

Who the fuck cares about how low your front bumper is?

because he's a faggot

only useful thing about body kits is the ability to fit wider wheels

Money is easy to acquire. Spare demerits arent.

Nsw confirmed worse than socialist republic of melbourne

>get head unit installed in car by autobarn
>one year later speaker fails
>go back in under warranty claims
>they dont fix it, since they didn't install the speaker and the radio worked fine
>3 days later, driving with no stereo
>i go to brake, and the car doesn't stop
>somethings jammed up behind my brake pedal
>can't stop
>gun it through round-about, luckily no collisions
>handbrake it to an eventual stop
>check what it is
I found pic related behind my brake pedal. I think the dopey cunts left this under my dash when they were fucking around back there

im fucking pissed, im going back to complain