If your car was a person, what would be its favorite alcohol/Drink ?

If your car was a person, what would be its favorite alcohol/Drink ?

Bacardi 151

91 octane gasoline

Altima V6
Motor oil

corolla
water

944
The heaviest, darkest, least satisfying yet highest alcohol content beer.

ion redline
>probably vodka and mountain dew in a red solo cup

Absinthe

Gin and tonic

C'mon guys, seriously

Disaronno on the rocks. And I'm OK with that.

VF Maloo R8-SV
Warm fucking export, all day EVERY day cunt.

Jameson on the rocks
Bombay and tonic
805

90s f450

Cheap Murican brews like pbr.

Or Ferrari tears according to that other thread.

t. upstanding gentleman

Yeah, I'd take that over a Ferrari any day

Good man.

SW20 MR2 Turbo
sake, four loko, and cigarette ash on the rocks

(kills dog)

Nigger tears.

GTR ejaculate

Sunkist and gay sex.

Tfw can't tell if making fun of me or complimenting me

Lukewarm Scoresby in a cloudy never washed glass

Koenigsegg CCX

loser

cause it's flex fuel

A specific type of liquor that has been out of production since 1955.

Shirley temple.
Neat.

Because it's a pussies car and there is nothing cold about sitting in this motherfucker in stop-start traffic during peak summer.

haaaaa

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haha

Miller Lite.

It might not be outstanding or worth chasing after, but at the end of the day, it does what it's meant to do: get drunk.

Dr. Pepper

Fireball. Cheap, but strong.

May need added drinks (parts) to make it better.