Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/700
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/

First for thick Tresdin dick

Jacky "nepotism" Mao is literally the Maut of dota players

>ee mid
>4th networth

explain this

1st for best Ember in the world

why does mushi just always fucking lose

medusa is just such a dogshit hero

I don't think she is at all pickable, unless you are doing some sort of offlane dusa strat

Nth for LE EPIC D2G OC

>fnatic play like shit
>everyone starts slapping their face on Envy's FUPA

>be qop
>blink into slark

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

First for NP will find a way to lose

Mushis just washed up and bad, why does he keep getting teams

T H I C C

>getting this assravaged about a five year old image

same reason dendi does, brand. I think it's far safer to team up with a famous washed up trashcan, get a salary maybe win one honeypot lane then it is to form a team with a small chance to win shit

thats a whale not CM

>slark carrying

>People will think ember is a good hero as a result

I wonder where that retard who claimed that magic ember is trash and would never ever be in a pro match is?

oh here he is

>NP vs SEA trash
>Thirdie tourney

>Pro dota

i want to hug her and hold hands!

I think is more "fnatic are bad" rather than "NP are good"

>kick Midone DJ and that other support despite getting good result in TI for Jimmy and 2 pinoys
>fail bigtime because communication
>new member is a Korean and Indian
uh Mushi?

can mushi stop being in tournaments

what a waste of time

>LoL has more viewers with just a bunch of pub streamers than dota2 has during the only lan of the month
rmyt

yeah fnatic is totally losing because of the awesome magic ember

A team with mushi and yamateH is bad? Who would've guessed

>250k tournament
>no one cares

good job for managing the scene valve. why bother even playing dota when you can get the same for being 16th once a year?

B-but, user, remember that one predicted requiem at TI3?

M-me core, pls.

is Mushi the Dendi of SEA?

Going to TI = Playoff Berth

This tourney is just a regular season game

That's because Dota 2 has no regular pro streamers.

If it did Dota 2 would probably be the top game on Twitch, considering that lol e-sport viewership is dying.

why is doublelift and tsm guys popular? dont know anything about lol but everytime i check twitch theyre on the top

No. Dendi is pretty and charismatic. Mushi is neither of those things

yeah both are based

>ss dodge
>glimpse dodge

u have it backwards m8

how come soe never shows cleavage anymore

>mushi
>damage

>getting thrashed in your homecourt
this is embarassing just call gg

TSM is the most popular lol team.

Doublelift was an ex-member of their team.

Jebaited

Stopped wearing padded push-ups it seems

>be me
>8000 mmr, on tier 1 professional team
>die in base, other team still diving
>wait until a few more teammates die
>buyback
>stand at tier 4s while other team takes rax
>wait until they leave our base
>quickly use every spell on creeps before buyback penalty expires
>lose
>make $60K/year

shes a boy now

why pro keep build manta on medusa

why dont they put this in the store

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IM GOING TO EAT YOU WINDRUNNER! :3

>pubs
LMFAO wHo cAREAS HAHA Xd

NPWNL

Anyone got the comic where Icefrog creates a new patch, the player says 'this is shit' but then slowly crawls back to eat it?

>Ember Spirit's winrate went up a full 7% between this patch and last patch.

Yeah sure is a memebuild.

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thanks senpai

Mushi could have 40k net worth and he still isn't winning this. He should stop wasting everyone's time and gg

Drama and meme.

That's the only reason a streamer is popular on twitch, ever.

>a weeb shot up some place in florida

How do we stop these faggots?

mushi looks like a burnt asshole.

Alright now that the dust has settled what's your opinion of the new patch now?

Good?

Shit?

Meh?

lol wtf is that HotS? The hud literally takes up 50% of the screen haha.

why is the linas face so shiny

gook

best player on NP desu

Only 5 deaths, step it up Murrica you can do so much better.

chink

Hard to tell with that much surgery though I know

EE is so fucking good

remove ODpixel

i for one like it
the hud needs work though

>blackface
das raicissssss

>not even close to cho's record

literally forgotten after 1 week

>introduce more item slots
>effects/aura won't work if it's in the backpack
>items are muted for like 10 seconds before you can use it again without a shop nearby
what's even the fucking point? stupid gimmick that brings nothing

Why does Envy always get to play against shit teams that make him look good so much? Remember that time NP won 8 games in a row against the on-the-verge-of-disbanding Complexity? So good!

when do the good teams play?

Wtf they could have found some better looking girls by hiring some 3rd rate hookers from the slums.

Asia is really an eldorado for makeup companies, they need twice as much as western women.

The items are muted so you can still have a basic 6 item slots instead of 9.

Can you Imagine how crazy Dota 2 would be with 9 slots?

>wah wah why does np win once in a while i want an excuse to dump my webm folder
jesus christ get a hold of yourself

Soon

you gotta admit pa is hot though

Valve didn't hire them, they are just Chinese cosplayers.

What's his name again?

guys i need to buy a lenobo laptop

Sorry I've only been following dota for 1 years, who's this guy what is his team ? I didn't see him at the last TI but I missed the first days though.

Oh it's the EE fantard again.

Whatever, all I have to do is wait, NP are playing the elimination match for a good reason.

>NP getting eliminated by Fnatic
not that guy but come on , this fnatic is absolute dogshit

nvidia ANALYST DESK

Kevin Godec

you are actually crying about np winning some games
get checked for autisim dude

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QoP and TA are the cutest
no homo though :^)

The only one hot is QoP if you put a headband on her eyes.

satyr banisher

Not a bad choice. I bought one in 2011 and it died in 2014, $330 from daily use. Sometimes I just didn't turn it off.

>tell baddies they are bad
>muted
>5 games low prio

fuck you valve, and fuck all you noob shits

Kevin "JustPurgeMe" Godec

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>still playing the third world hellhole that is dota 2

Get with the program and just watch the esports you dumb nigger

>not appreciating abs and thighs
cmon my man she's literally flaunting that shit

What's the best way to play le monke king?