/csgog/ - Counter Strike: Global Offensive General

shroud charges $20 for a sig, hol lee sheet

did you ask him for one or what

nah he has it under his tip link and is talkin bout it. people actually doing it lmao

damn what a jew

how to tryhard

open program files (x86) - steam - steamapps - common - csgo - cfg

make new cfg named tryhard.cfg

copy pasta -

viewmodel_fov "68.000000";
viewmodel_offset_x "-2";
viewmodel_offset_y "-2";
viewmodel_offset_z "-2";

save it

open csgo

open console

exec tryhard

win

>theres a dancing dog streaming cs
wtf

this makes mustard gas

Tell me about Moe. Real skill or just eye candy?

>3 mm games
>1 game with a cheater in my team
>2 games with cheaters in enemy teams
holy shit

should I finally fall for esea meme?

rank?

ummmmmm

>get 5 headshot kills with UMP at medium range

I'm gonna get Overwatch'd, huh?

>[PAID BOTNET]

It's been in the OP for two years

yo where can I find the db dump?

I'm curious about what passwords the pros have

part of faceit ban list huh, so they force new anticheat

anyone familiar?

>1.5 million hacked from esea

holy shit thank god I don't use this garbo

>he fell for the third party matchmaking meme

>he fell for the 5v5 minigame meme

>Valve has resorted to hacking ESEA

twitlonger.com/show/n_1spgt4i

Confirmed

>all the smug faggots who paid extra for matchmaking BTFO again

lmfao

>redditors among us actually and unironically pay for this service
>it's literally just a slightly better match maker
>despite bitcoin mining
>despite being a botnet
>despite kernel access
You need to go back, but first just know that I am laughing at you.

Why won't valve buy esea and make it unhackable

>he PAID MONEY for esea

PAID BOTNET

PAID

FUCKING

HENTAI

Valve is behind this

In a few weeks they will announce that they have taken over ESEA at a bargain

why would valve give a fuck about ESEA

>casual
>top fragger on enemy team uses nothing but deagle
>headshots every shot, never whiffs his shot
>check profile
>50 hours played

hmm

get owned gay nerd lmao

this desu senpai

You ever seen that movie, "white men can't jump"

>your connection to matchmaking servers is not reliable

wow someone's smurfing on casual what a surprise

youtube.com/watch?v=L08fJmbHcPo

what the fuck are these stupid callouts like window and closet?

just use the fucking in game callouts for fucks sake

why don't you stop being a pussy and tell them instead of posting here

>them

I only play casual deathmatch

>that moment when you don't know whether to sneeze or not and you're waiting for the sneeze but it's not coming

I've never done a comp game before. When I queue up for it what rank players am I going to be matched up with?

Can I just start at Silver and never have to move up and play against actually good people?

You'll start at gold nova 1 or somewhere near there.

If you lose then you'll go down to silver 4 if you win you'll go up to mg2

How many games do I have to play until I get a rank?

you have to win 10 games, and ignore what that retard said. you start out at s1-s3 and when you're unranked you play against silvers and maybe a gn1. if you're good enough, you get gold nova immediately, but you'll probably get a silver rank.

Anyone had this problem of the mouse going to the second monitor in cs:go and resolved it yet?
Game settings are in fullscreen; I verified integrity like three times and reinstalled twice.

Am i the only one that thinks skins are fucking ugly and can't fathom how people pay lots of money for them?

what the fuck

>make a stupid quip in casual
>everyone laughs

twitlonger.com/show/n_1spgted

not reading all that

>he still plays csgo

>playing an online game where you can cheat just by googling the name + hacks adn downloading the first result

you can blame being on the spectrum

hacking is for plebs and children

they all get banned like the retards they are

LOL

>start up CSGO
>"One or more players that you recently reported were convicted and permanently banned from official CS:GO servers. Thank you for helping the CS:GO community"

neck yourself my man

I've been cheating for 10+ years and have been banned only once

You kids don't know what a botnet is

he's right though, i get the "a player you reported has been banned' message all the time.

these guys don't last for very long.

Net = internet. Botnet = internet with bots duh.

youtube.com/watch?v=akkkJTXn3AU

fags

>start up CSGO
>One or more members of your recent competitive parties were convicted of cheating and permanently banned from official CS:GO servers.

i hope cheaters die in hell

fuck off blud

>check every corner except ONE
>get knifed

uhhhh gogurts??????/

So I got matched in esea rank s with this skin and fell in love, where can I buy one like it?

>Actually working through my anime backlog
Feels great desu. Gonna miss this when pro games come back.

p2000 or usp-s?

I have 2 accounts I play on. What started as a smurf account just turned into a 2nd one which is the same rank as the other. Not used to cheat or anything like that.
I went Prime on my first one and on the second one I clicked the opt in and received the message you see in the pic. Because non-prime MM is pretty horrible I thought I'd use my sister's phone no. on the second one. But after I switched it on the Steam and click the Prime beta opt in I still get the same message like in the pic.
Is there a way to clear my CS GO file cache except actually deleting and installing the game again? Or will that not help? Any help is appreciated.

Member that Chinese guy who got stabbed in the head for cheating at LAN? I member

We need more hero's of justice like that brave stabber

Nvm, it's working now. I guess it takes a while for the phone no. to update to CS GO servers.

I want NaVi to win the major.

Is warowl /ourguy/?

of course

reddit bullied him which makes him automatically our guy

Major when? Tired of seeing this trash thread on page 10.

So do these undetectable AWP pickers actually work? It's the only explanation I have for casual being flooded exclusively with AWP pros achieving the most ridiculous shots. Considering getting a second account just to try it out but I'm quitting anyway because just the possibility of being up against a cheater invalidates all legit games (CS:GO no doubt has a cheater problem) and living in Europe makes playing this even more depressing when you exclusively get paired up with Russians/roaches or other not English speaking scum.

a.uguu.se/jlxHCz4xFRNY.webm

Hey man I've smurfed with an awp and went 48 kills easily. low ranks are easy as hell to awp and awp cheaters are pretty easy to overwatch

The worst is when you get paired with britroaches, and when they're a premade.

noice

ELeague major is end of January

>black crosshair
Please no..

please share your opinions on counter-strike source

shit 1.6 spin-off

Garbage game with a garbage fanbase.

Base game is pretty bad compared to 1.6 but I still played like a thousand hours of surf and minigames in Source because it was too much fun. Best modding scene.

>best modding scene
>ruined HnS
>ruined kz
>ruined wc3 mod

You should literally die.

>literal panzy and adren raping an actual real pro player like Mike

CS has been ruined for a while.

is hades ourguy now

What happened with that guy? I heard some random kid ingame talking about him LAN dodging or something.