League of legends general /lolg/

Lulu is cute! And cheeky!
But mostly cute!

Cute!

shes mine
you cant have her

I thought graspplank stopped being good because people said the reduction of lifesteal hurt too much. Will there be a point where I can't bully him anymore?

Should I go sheen->swifties then? He catches up fast even with the cleanse

Sadly there is very little art of league girls pregnant, and i wouldn't want to post everything i have right away

I'd jam my dick into her and make purple babies.

Any tips for Vi? Like champion match ups

I want to protect his smile.

gross!
Lulu is pure!
And only I am the one who may plant his seed!

Y'all cucks better find some other fish in the sea before i slap your shit!

bruiser

Oh you stop being so silly~

>Zed
>Yasuo
Literally cancer.

But I'd say there is still some hope for you

1-5 die in my sleep
6-0 die in yet another league game

this is the best build

too late loser

Ok I'll just claim Lux, Sona, and Janna then.

Where's the rapid fire cannon

how do I into hecarim?

hec mains give me ur secrets

you got a fuckin problem?

go fast
like really fast

>claimed janna what could possibly be 1000+ threads ago
>fags keep trying to take her away from me
>tfw

rfc sucks. pd and shiv are both better and so is essence reaver

No. You have one. *stabs you in the neck*

PD and shiv are both garbage. what you want is a black cleaver and 5 IE's ___________

>warrior triforce shiv
or
>cinderhulk triforce deadmans

Over the years I've probably claimed every single girl at one point or another. Everyone knows new thread new claims. Blank slate retard.

Xth for Katarina
best girl
:3c

>(you) actually believe this
fucking hilarious

I want to go swimming with Lulu!

Tell me your stupidest fucking builds and ill do it in low level pvp

Use only free rotation champs

the more bullshit the better
also requesting any edit of this as a champion of your choosing

>Sion
>Full AD crit focused

Heavy breeding your waifu is the best feeling in life

Can you draw Vi?

Full AP yasuo
if he's picked, then Full AP gnar

Gonna play my first ever ranked game,wish me luck :3

good luck!

Garen
Black Cleaver
Youmuu's ghostblade
Ionian boots of lucidity
Infinity Edge
Infinity Edge
Infinity Edge

guaranteed fun.
guaranteed destruction.

Sorry for being late was in the middle of a game that happened before yours. I doubt you're even 5 with her, probably even below 50k too?

Work hard!

Lulu is the sweetest! THE SWEETEST!

Which should i do first
mind you i just hit level 4 on this account so i dont want to make too many new people fucking ass blasted
im thinking yas first for memes

>just hit level 4 account (again)
>not even past mastery 1 on this account
talk to me when you get mastery 7 bard with 1 million mastery points. either play as autistically as possible or not at all

0-5 Play another game
6-9 Watch netflix

I want to breed girls with AP ratios.

Have fun!

k

If i ever wanted to explain Riot´s lore retcon with some actual story, on a scale from 1 to 100, how complicated should it be?

back the FUCK off
katarina is MINE

*melts your heart*

>wanting cowtits
>wanting cowtits with spats

vs Enemy Katarina
Is this a coincidence :O

100 people who would read shit like that would enjoy all the magic/hextech.techno babble.

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What does kat's poop taste like?
What do her farts smell like?

I don't care about Bard as far as I'm concerned Jinx is my 2x4. 1mil will be impressive to show off when that happens to Jinx.

no
shes broken op right now you're about to get leather boot in ur face my friend enjoy the first loss of the day

Lulu is the cuddliest! THE CUDDLIEST!

>1 mil of bard
>not impressive
user, i dont know anyone else in this shitty game that has reached THAT much of bard
im going for it again

How goes...."the plan"?

*looks around to see if anyone over heard*

You know i was thinking it would be just way easier to kidnap lux and let katarina sell her to the slavecamps

I'm not saying 1mil aint impressive I just don't care about about that, my attention is on Jinx. It's phenomenal dedication hands down though.

tfw Kat is jealous because Garen doesn't fuck her with the same vigor she mounts and breeds lux

...Ehhhhh?
I may or may have been saying random shit to see what you said.

>Enemy jungler picks Shaco.
>I pick Graves and tell my duo support to camp jungle with me.
>Kill him three times within 8 minutes because support is a godsend.
>Shaco: "You really just like being an asshole huh?"
>Me: "Says the Shaco player."
>Shaco: "Enjoy your free fucking win asshole I hope it was worth it to destroy 5 people's fun just for your shitty fucking tendencies."
>He just RQs.

blessed lady of cc

garen aint real kiddo
never will be
o idunno some user been larping late at night
i dont really know where hes going with it but w/e

>"moon is better than sun"

>autofilled bottom
ITS NOT FAIR IM TOO INTELLIGENT FOR THIS ROLE

Explain this please lolbads

How do you deal with smurfs/boosters when you're shit? Just spread your cheeks and accept the L.

euw.op.gg/summoner/userName=mrsshiva

Apparanytly a shitter last season to a Kata God in thier first 7 games.

:3!
perfection

If hes not real how is he railing Lux and Kat and half the crownguard harem?
Checkmate atheist

How is a tiny dead rock in space better than a gigantic fusion reactor in space?

u posted a pic of nidalee on accident here let me clear that mistake up
how is your evidence of him evidence if he isnt real kiddo
checkmate artist

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Had the same happen to me in S6 with some booster/smurf on Ez going 25+ kills every game. I was butthurt for like 3 days straight.

Heh...

*sharpens accretion disk*

Lulu is my star and i will be her guardian!

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can we take a moment to appreciate people who pick malphite

This guy was utter garbage at the game and lost both his turrets before around 15 minutes

We still won in the end because he pressed r on them, imagine if this was a riven

what a game to end the night

remember kids, if i can win 4v5 in d3...

So i should link every champion to the retcon?

xth for insomnia

too bad kat's only #2 :3

>get 23+ LP every game for the last 50 games.
>78 LP
>sweet, one win for promos
>win game, 21 LP

No wonder you have trouble finding other fish in the sea

>my top laner against singed
>farms all game
>proxying in our base, unkillable
>we push mid and win without him ever showing up
>check score
>28 minutes
>singed: 2/1/0 318cs
interesting

ezreal is such a fucking worthless champ it was 4v4 anyway

>dude did his job at pressing R
>win the game
>complain on /lolg/ like a bitch
What's your problem?

Yup be as anal as possible.

he's not tho.. how i win so many on ez then!!

number #1(one) is katarina the very bestest
even with buffs nidalee would never compare
sorry pal you're out of your league \_/