I expected her to be holding up two dingos to cover her tits like a cheeky fuck
Brayden Ross
Those really are some puffy puppers.
Gavin Sanders
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Lincoln Campbell
I want to pet her dingo because that's a cute dingo.
Jeremiah Sullivan
9th for bad dreams
Christopher Roberts
Jerma is one of those things I think about and am happier because I remember they exist. That guy's just fuckin great
Elijah Brooks
I don't think she could fail at being cute even if she tried.
Juan Peterson
AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH tell my son to go into my company's building and free his sister RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sebastian Carter
Circus Baby shoulder massage.
Ethan Robinson
I know there's a joke about the milkshake/blood confusion here somewhere.
In the Lindy Chamberlain case it was later found that a chemical the forensic team used returned false positives, meaning a milkshake stain was misidentified as baby blood. This led to a woman being convicted as a childkiller. Whoops.
Camden Williams
Rat arrested for stealing cheeseburgers
David Robinson
It makes sense for her to have a pet dingo, they do hunt small children down and murder them.
It would be funnier if she had the one dingo who didn't want to hunt and kill stuff and she is just trying her damnedest to train it to kill kids but it just can't.
Jacob Nguyen
>Tries to be Edgy and Spooky and only becomes more kawaii the more she tries >Gets the only dingo in Australia that believes it's a Corgi
Hunter Gutierrez
does it end with a happy ending?
Caleb Thompson
fuck, dingos DO look like corgis. I always thought they were like Australian coyotes or some shit, but no, they're wild corgis
Nathaniel Ramirez
This whole scenarios has only been getting funnier since it started.
Nolan Green
scratch that, they look kinda like Shiba Inus Still though, a cute
Adam Martin
>She holds a baby puppet. >Oi you bloody wanker what are you waiting for? bite the Carpet Grub!!!! >He's like pic related
>cram a pug into Freddy >all he does now is snort and wheeze more often
James Flores
>father murders some kids >gets of scott free >son later on goes to work as the night guard in the same franchise >gets suited >corpse moves the suit by the power of sheer anger alone
SCOTT YOU HACK I DEMAND ROYALTIES honestly was pretty surprised about these similarities when I heard about them.
Samuel Thompson
Speaking of Fallout 2 in the last thread...
Welcome to the Pizzeria. So, you're the new replacement...YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM PERFORMER! WHERE IS YOUR COSTUME? Don't have one? You expect me to believe that puppet? The truth is, you've LOST an expensive piece of Fazbear issue equipment!
That suit is gonna come out of your pay, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IS THIS BEAR'S RESTAURANT UNTIL YOU ARE FORE HUNNED AND FIDDY YEARS OLD.
Which is the number of YEARS it will take for YOU to pay for the Mark 3 FAMILY DELITE EXOSUIT you have lost. REPORT TO THE BACKROOM AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, then report back to me, performer. DISMESSED!
>pic I know it's supposed to be funny, but I forgot how well you capture the uncanny valley aspect of the first game.
Camden Powell
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Connor Peterson
>user tells me to go to sleep >don't Lock me up and throw away the key.
Anyways, here we go.
>By his fifth night Mike had settled into things nicely. Freddy’s appearance off his stage on the third night was a bit of a shock, but Mike soon adapted to it. Mike was flexible like that. His strategy was to watch Freddy and Foxy’s movements, with Chica and Bonnie’s activities being considerably easier to defend against. It was a set routine- a pattern. Check your doors, check Freddy. Check Foxy. Rinse and repeat.
>Michael was doing quite well for himself. At least, until he saw a Freddy poster in the hallway to his left. Freddy’s eyes were replaced by dark, yawning chasms yet Mike still felt he was being watched. It sent a chill down his spine. Looking at it made him nauseous from it’s bright, garish yellow. When he looked up from his tablet, the grim figure sat in front of him, slumped over.
>As Michael’s eyes scanned the entity, blood began to drip from Mike’s nose. His fingers reached over to touch it before he realized he couldn’t feel his fingers anymore. Mike had a very painful headache going on, so painful that he couldn’t think of what he was supposed to be doing. The grim figure remained motionless.
>In a few seconds, Mike had forgotten his name and what he was. The golden bear’s face appeared before him, close to his eyes, and Mike saw his own face from the bear’s perspective. He knew what he was now, and he knew that he would be here a very long time with the rest of them. His fellow guards. Watching from the perspective of something greater than they were. Voices echoed “it’s me” a few times but nobody could remember much. Just that they were here.
Justin Clark
Have you ever killed a good guy, like a, like a real SUPERHERO?
Joshua Lewis
Now that you mention it and going through the booru, of all the purple guys the thread has come up with it looks like only ParanoidTool, Rugratsanon, Securipunfag, and Fatz Geronimo have drawn their purples actually killing anybody.
Joseph Morris
>that tiny benis purple standing in the middle next to babby afton
This will never not make me chuckle.
Sebastian Brooks
How tall do you think Benispurple is? I'd say 5'7
David Sullivan
It's because everybody else drew their purples so fuckhueg.
Adam Campbell
>All those edgy, suave sociopaths >Turns out Benis' was the most accurate
Parker Martinez
>so few drawfags showed the murderer actually murdering Now you have me wondering if any writefags did either.
Dominic Campbell
Benis really doesn't know how talented and smart he is.
Cameron Kelly
FINISH
Carter Baker
HER
Ian Myers
WOMB
Lucas Phillips
I've written a couple stories about a Purple murdering, I can confirm.
The lack of murderers murdering could probably be predicated by the lack of murdering in the series itself.. The most you ever see Purple do is touch a kid and turn him gray, so people probably took some notes on that.
Jace Lee
She has some small....dingos there
Christopher Moore
More aerodynamic. To catch victims easier.
Alexander Adams
>only purples that were really relevant to a story are Benis, J, Starchy, and Ghost and the rest were all made for the image
It's a free country but I still found that pretty funny.
Bentley Perry
Well in canon Benis Purple is short.
Jeremiah Rodriguez
They're not victims if they're DTF
Xavier Turner
Dunno about the others but ParanoidTools puple guy, while not a part of any story, did exist before that image.
Jace Jenkins
It's DUTF, user. She's Australian.
Asher Phillips
There's also the skinman, which a lot of people gloss over whenever this image gets analyzed.
Chase Butler
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Wyatt Turner
My favorite purple guy is "random 9 year old child in hoodie"
Hunter Ross
>The itty bitty titty committee
Juan Lewis
All right, you addlepated homonculuses, which Foxy is your favorite?
Caleb Gutierrez
Smol funtime foxy
Hunter Morgan
It will always be the Foxy plushies for being adorable.
>there are people in this room right now that would defend king bubble
Bentley Barnes
Can't wait to see how it fucks with everything forever like everything else apparently does.
Camden Harris
he looks like a baby Vincent tbqh
Cameron Watson
RugratsFoxy looks stylish as fuck.
Jaxon Collins
Only slightly related, but I got to the end of Tattletail and the fucking Mama Tattletail being a demonic possession and the ending jumpscare were such fucking cop outs. It made me mad too because it could have been so much more.
Joshua Myers
I never got the impression Mama was possessed. No more than her children are, at least. Jumpscare ending was a bit weak, I admit. Nightmare on Elm Street-ass shit.
Hunter Gray
hi Ghost
Kevin Powell
>middle school library has book fair >all the kids buy weird erasers and sharpeners like usual >man with a pink moustache claiming to be a parent comes in grabbing all copies of the guide book >man goes home and burns all of the guide books >man mumbles to himself "there can be only one king of five nights at Freddy's"
Nathan Hill
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Jaxon Edwards
>Crisis >drawing noses ever
People will know it's a shoop now.
Elijah Peterson
Will he ever get to Phoenix?
Nathan Edwards
>Space Ghost, much like Springtrap, would eventually have a stronger legacy than the Dr. Weird segments
Christopher Murphy
>you will never go on beer and drug induced pirate adventures with Foxy >you will never help Chica make pizzas and loiter on the roof afterwards >you will never go pranking with Bonnie >you will never shirk doing paperwork and kill possums with Freddy
Samuel Turner
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Nolan Williams
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Carson Sanchez
reminds me of that spaghetti pic
Brody Nguyen
This one?
Logan Phillips
no the gamestop one
Jacob Sanders
Another palette challenge done!
Cameron Hill
But it's BB who disables the flashlight, I thought I don't recall if Toy Bonnie even had any unique approach. You wanna get grimdark, though, show him using guitar strings to garrote a nigga.
Landon King
Drew a White Rabbit
Carter Davis
what happened to its eyes?
Matthew Ward
It doesn't have irises ingame so I left them out of the drawing
Justin Nelson
You're absolutely correct that in reality, Mr. Vess would never actually target any of them (unless he had a REALLY legitimate reason to do so). But sometimes it's fun to toss around Edgy™ ideas anyways.
Elijah Gray
The text is a little hard to see, but otherwise she's really cute
Ryan Baker
>IT'S GOOFY TIME >NO, EDWIN! NO!
Jason King
Where is everyone
Kevin Barnes
Dead or dying
Joseph Adams
Dead
Grayson Jones
Well this cold-blooded killer is cute and looks quite nice.
Bentley Phillips
Both of these are cute.
Isaac Turner
She's just edgy and has not killed anyone
Angel Martinez
Just got here what did I miss?
Zachary Johnson
I know, meant to be a joke because she calls herself one. Btw what was ?