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>Links
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First for Springroll is a little bitch

I don't think that's the right word to describe them.

Dingos, maybe?

Yep, that'll do.
5naf.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=39621

I expected her to be holding up two dingos to cover her tits like a cheeky fuck

Those really are some puffy puppers.

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I want to pet her dingo because that's a cute dingo.

9th for bad dreams

Jerma is one of those things I think about and am happier because I remember they exist. That guy's just fuckin great

I don't think she could fail at being cute even if she tried.

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH tell my son to go into my company's building and free his sister RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Circus Baby shoulder massage.

I know there's a joke about the milkshake/blood confusion here somewhere.

In the Lindy Chamberlain case it was later found that a chemical the forensic team used returned false positives, meaning a milkshake stain was misidentified as baby blood. This led to a woman being convicted as a childkiller. Whoops.

Rat arrested for stealing cheeseburgers

It makes sense for her to have a pet dingo, they do hunt small children down and murder them.

It would be funnier if she had the one dingo who didn't want to hunt and kill stuff and she is just trying her damnedest to train it to kill kids but it just can't.

>Tries to be Edgy and Spooky and only becomes more kawaii the more she tries
>Gets the only dingo in Australia that believes it's a Corgi

does it end with a happy ending?

fuck, dingos DO look like corgis. I always thought they were like Australian coyotes or some shit, but no, they're wild corgis

This whole scenarios has only been getting funnier since it started.

scratch that, they look kinda like Shiba Inus
Still though, a cute

>She holds a baby puppet.
>Oi you bloody wanker what are you waiting for? bite the Carpet Grub!!!!
>He's like pic related

Ineffectual villains are the best

How did you find these guys photo album so easy?

picosong.com/dhyY/
Reposting.

We talking about doggos now?

Jesus Christ, how horrifying

Only if you can turn it into a Freddy.

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>cram a pug into Freddy
>all he does now is snort and wheeze more often

>father murders some kids
>gets of scott free
>son later on goes to work as the night guard in the same franchise
>gets suited
>corpse moves the suit by the power of sheer anger alone

SCOTT YOU HACK I DEMAND ROYALTIES
honestly was pretty surprised about these similarities when I heard about them.

Speaking of Fallout 2 in the last thread...


Welcome to the Pizzeria. So, you're the new replacement...YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM PERFORMER! WHERE IS YOUR COSTUME? Don't have one? You expect me to believe that puppet? The truth is, you've LOST an expensive piece of Fazbear issue equipment!

That suit is gonna come out of your pay, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IS THIS BEAR'S RESTAURANT UNTIL YOU ARE FORE HUNNED AND FIDDY YEARS OLD.

Which is the number of YEARS it will take for YOU to pay for the Mark 3 FAMILY DELITE EXOSUIT you have lost. REPORT TO THE BACKROOM AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, then report back to me, performer. DISMESSED!

Okay. Me go get suit.

i found something for the next stream
youtube.com/watch?v=hQHYaX9mmgI

>pic
I know it's supposed to be funny, but I forgot how well you capture the uncanny valley aspect of the first game.

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>user tells me to go to sleep
>don't
Lock me up and throw away the key.


Anyways, here we go.

>By his fifth night Mike had settled into things nicely. Freddy’s appearance off his stage on the third night was a bit of a shock, but Mike soon adapted to it. Mike was flexible like that. His strategy was to watch Freddy and Foxy’s movements, with Chica and Bonnie’s activities being considerably easier to defend against. It was a set routine- a pattern. Check your doors, check Freddy. Check Foxy. Rinse and repeat.

>Michael was doing quite well for himself. At least, until he saw a Freddy poster in the hallway to his left. Freddy’s eyes were replaced by dark, yawning chasms yet Mike still felt he was being watched. It sent a chill down his spine. Looking at it made him nauseous from it’s bright, garish yellow. When he looked up from his tablet, the grim figure sat in front of him, slumped over.

>As Michael’s eyes scanned the entity, blood began to drip from Mike’s nose. His fingers reached over to touch it before he realized he couldn’t feel his fingers anymore. Mike had a very painful headache going on, so painful that he couldn’t think of what he was supposed to be doing. The grim figure remained motionless.

>In a few seconds, Mike had forgotten his name and what he was. The golden bear’s face appeared before him, close to his eyes, and Mike saw his own face from the bear’s perspective. He knew what he was now, and he knew that he would be here a very long time with the rest of them. His fellow guards. Watching from the perspective of something greater than they were. Voices echoed “it’s me” a few times but nobody could remember much. Just that they were here.

Have you ever killed a good guy, like a, like a real SUPERHERO?

Now that you mention it and going through the booru, of all the purple guys the thread has come up with it looks like only ParanoidTool, Rugratsanon, Securipunfag, and Fatz Geronimo have drawn their purples actually killing anybody.

>that tiny benis purple standing in the middle next to babby afton

This will never not make me chuckle.

How tall do you think Benispurple is? I'd say 5'7

It's because everybody else drew their purples so fuckhueg.

>All those edgy, suave sociopaths
>Turns out Benis' was the most accurate

>so few drawfags showed the murderer actually murdering
Now you have me wondering if any writefags did either.

Benis really doesn't know how talented and smart he is.

FINISH

HER

WOMB

I've written a couple stories about a Purple murdering, I can confirm.

The lack of murderers murdering could probably be predicated by the lack of murdering in the series itself.. The most you ever see Purple do is touch a kid and turn him gray, so people probably took some notes on that.

She has some small....dingos there

More aerodynamic.
To catch victims easier.

>only purples that were really relevant to a story are Benis, J, Starchy, and Ghost and the rest were all made for the image


It's a free country but I still found that pretty funny.

Well in canon Benis Purple is short.

They're not victims if they're DTF

Dunno about the others but ParanoidTools puple guy, while not a part of any story, did exist before that image.

It's DUTF, user. She's Australian.

There's also the skinman, which a lot of people gloss over whenever this image gets analyzed.

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My favorite purple guy is "random 9 year old child in hoodie"

>The itty bitty titty committee

All right, you addlepated homonculuses, which Foxy is your favorite?

Smol funtime foxy

It will always be the Foxy plushies for being adorable.

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Looks like that guidebook was real after all.
scholastic.ca/booksellers/catalogues/summer/2017_HCPB.pdf
fucking hack fraud

>there are people in this room right now that would defend king bubble

Can't wait to see how it fucks with everything forever like everything else apparently does.

he looks like a baby Vincent tbqh

RugratsFoxy looks stylish as fuck.

Only slightly related, but I got to the end of Tattletail and the fucking Mama Tattletail being a demonic possession and the ending jumpscare were such fucking cop outs. It made me mad too because it could have been so much more.

I never got the impression Mama was possessed. No more than her children are, at least. Jumpscare ending was a bit weak, I admit. Nightmare on Elm Street-ass shit.

hi Ghost

>middle school library has book fair
>all the kids buy weird erasers and sharpeners like usual
>man with a pink moustache claiming to be a parent comes in grabbing all copies of the guide book
>man goes home and burns all of the guide books
>man mumbles to himself "there can be only one king of five nights at Freddy's"

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>Crisis
>drawing noses ever

People will know it's a shoop now.

Will he ever get to Phoenix?

>Space Ghost, much like Springtrap, would eventually have a stronger legacy than the Dr. Weird segments

>you will never go on beer and drug induced pirate adventures with Foxy
>you will never help Chica make pizzas and loiter on the roof afterwards
>you will never go pranking with Bonnie
>you will never shirk doing paperwork and kill possums with Freddy

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reminds me of that spaghetti pic

This one?

no the gamestop one

Another palette challenge done!

But it's BB who disables the flashlight, I thought I don't recall if Toy Bonnie even had any unique approach. You wanna get grimdark, though, show him using guitar strings to garrote a nigga.

Drew a White Rabbit

what happened to its eyes?

It doesn't have irises ingame so I left them out of the drawing

You're absolutely correct that in reality, Mr. Vess would never actually target any of them (unless he had a REALLY legitimate reason to do so). But sometimes it's fun to toss around Edgy™ ideas anyways.

The text is a little hard to see, but otherwise she's really cute

>IT'S GOOFY TIME
>NO, EDWIN! NO!

Where is everyone

Dead or dying

Dead

Well this cold-blooded killer is cute and looks quite nice.

Both of these are cute.

She's just edgy and has not killed anyone

Just got here what did I miss?

I know, meant to be a joke because she calls herself one. Btw what was ?

Watching AGDQ.