Dota 2 General - /d2g/

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>STATISTICS
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Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/

cocks

Reminder, just don't reply.

cucks

>NA tps

Secret will win Dotapit

how much did you bet Veeky Forums?

tripfagging is just like the usual gayposters

/d2g/ is flooded with RTZ babs that came straight from Twitch, there is literally no easier general to shitpost and get replies in because none of them understand the internet properly. All you can do is make sure tripfags never get through your filters in the first place.

Holy fuck, that save from Kaka was top tier

reminder that 4chanx filter them for you ;)

Why all the rubick picks? He is literally doing NOTHING in any of these games

Would you lick her armpits?

wrong thread

He's a safe first pick. Can always do something, Saksa likes the hero, etc.

>Manage a period
>Don't eat like a glutton
>Take care of your appearance

Wow that's so much work and effort in order for your whole life to be handed to you on a golden platter especially since you'd be paying for literally none of it

you also need to be at least a little bit attractive

whatever you guys do DO NOT post any loli pics in this thread pls thank u

>Can always do something

No he doesn't. He literally fails ganks with no damage, acquires a bunch of gold, then feeds first in every fight.

In a 40 minute game you steal and use clutch spells 2-3 times, but your team is 4v5 all the rest of the game

Loli pugna?

Everyone's tired. That misery tp. Walking away with 1 hit left, then missing that raze and forcing your WD to go in with death ward.

No-one wants to "just get by". People want to live comfortably and be able to buy anything they want anytime they want. This is where a stable well-paying job comes in.

the one that was posted under that twitter didnt kek

what does pit lord do
why is he even picked

...

>Tobi calling Underlord Pitlord and Overlord

Why

In the videogame world the only qualification you need is "not fat"

i just hit 3k and im still playing normal skill games when do i get high skill and vhs? its like 3.3 right?

>trying to make any sense of that retard

Wot

nevah 4get

FREE... GROUP TP?

FREE... ZONING?

FREE... DAMAGE REDUCTION?

FREE... DAMAGE?

because based Tobi"Heil Führer"Wan is /OURGUY/

Red Bull [Semen] made in Europe.

haha time for /int/posting!!!

Yo fuckin dc lost already? Lol 2-1 newbee right

He can participate in early ganks, he can steal ultimates or other game-winning spells and win your team the game.
Uberlord can transport your entire team anywhere you want on the map, and stop pushes completely with his spells while doing a lot of damage.

>buys mek
>slowly waddles toward your towers
how do you stop this?
>pppsht I'll just kill him oh shit he has high str gain I have -40 dmg and he has mek
>oh well I'll just splitpush oh shit fuck

root got overbuffed fuck you icefrog

>tfw no more cute cat pics from the user

t. storm spirit

>team with pitlord wins again
really makes you thing

>gets filtered
>decides to avatarfag

Is this the power... of high functioning autism?

hahahhaa arcana when

WHY ARE YOU POSTING RAKES

why don't misery pick braindead 5v5 lineup instead of this shit. it's 7.00 hello

Why is Juggernaut so strong all of a sudden? He can't even stop TPs!

I decided.

Pizza if America wins and Chinese food if the chinks win.

>Why is Juggernaut so strong all of a sudden
>all of a sudden
?

why dont they just build 5 hotds d2g told me that was the best item in the game?

>Pizza if America wins

Kebab if Omar wins, boy.

BO5 or BO3

As a chink, just get the pizza. Chinese food will kill you.
But then again the oil from the pizza and the cheese and meats will block your arteries as well as make you fat.
Sushi run maybe?

Like I said just tp away

how many little dots do you see under the kill score of each team

>sushi
>safe

enjoy mercury poisoning

do u have eyes

>Chinese food will kill you.

What do you mean by this?

>digital cucks

9k players take alot of risks and get away with it

>would have been a clean 3:0 in an hour sweep if not for naga
disgusting

gutter oil

>sccc

>EU on 7.00

if you eat food you will die

Well he's not going to China to buy it

>Win a teamfight
>Tell everyone to push
>Everyone sits in base, twitching occasionally
>Push on my own
>Cant get very far though, eventually pushed back by the five of them
>Game is forced to go on so long the fact they have more carries locked in makes victory inevitable
>Lose

How do I mobilize people, /d2g/?
I've lost so many games from not getting people to capitalize on a teamfight, everyone just scattering instead of doing objectives.
Is there something specific i can say to neutralize a language barrier or?

I'm sick of losing won games.

whats the difference between a 9k and me at 3k. honestly i dont see it. i farm pretty fast and i make plays all the time. people really overrate mmr these days.

Sushi made from Fukushima was safe to eat months after the reactor meltdown. I'm sure fried chinese food or that greasy and oily artery blocking pizza will kill you faster.

Positive mental attitude

ping until they pay attention to you

around 6k

>moon the only one making good plays

>Rubick literally entering new levels of uselessness

>mercury
>fukushima
??

You guys think I'm joking but SCCC is the best mid in Dota.

Well western Chink food is not really authentic Chinese food so I will be safe. And Sushi here is just overly expensive and taste bad compared to "real" Sushi.

what the fuck do isotopes have to do with mercury

literally a honeypot hero

w33 and reso playing like garbage this game

never understand why they keep pick jugg?
is he still good or wat?

>People picking one hard carry per team
>In this meta
Instant loss.

Why has picking a team full of carries become viable lately?

noone and sumail are better but ye sccc is pretty good

because you have 1k mmr

shitlord is a really tanky hero. You literally can't kill his team if he's got a pipe mek and sheeeit

Holy shit, tolerance is hitting w33 hard now.

>17 hours until Roster locks
>Singsing still hasn't joined a team
Dotards?

what can they do when no one can protect them in fight. Such a garbage draft

who

>It's another pick Rubick into heroes which can kill him in 3 hits episode

>sf 2 shotting memebick
lol

>AUSTRAILIAN
>DOTA
Where were you when Aussies were confirmed the best Dota 2 race?

jugg with the 3k plays

Our guy

>rubick literally just died as an afterthought in every fight

STOP
PICKING
THE
TINKER
OF
SUPPORTS

should have picked lion instead

When do the GOOD teams play?

LMAO Intelligence mids trying to fight a true Agility bred mid

Go back to supporting, shitter

STOP

PICKING

RUBICK

>draft rubick, the badlion
>lose

nah dog first pick Rubick was a good idea, doesn't matter he died every fight it was a good pick and will be first picked again