Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Cats are dota related.

>he doesn't own a cat
lmaoing @ you're life

cant wait for ppd to expose himself with his new team

reso?

Is Quas/Exort invoker still good?

Matchmaking is geared to put the team with a higher average behaviour score together on Radiant side, and those with lower behaviour score on Dire.
It makes sense that Radiant would be better, doesn't it?

Mr president

Why would i own a lazy animal that even requires that i design my OWN house to its liking or it goes nuts becase its a shit tier animal?
Dont even get me started on outdoor "owned" cats.

is Crystal "Maiden" the most horrible title given to someone in dota land?
this "Maiden" doesnt look like a maiden to me , hell Lina the Slayer is more of a maiden compared to this slut.

>People unironically watch GDQ

Were "maidens" in ye olden times even "maidens" themselves?

it's not my fault that you are a poorfag and live in an apartment or don't have a yard so your cat stays outside if you want it to

>cat stays in the yard
thats why i had like 3 cats in my backyard already that were friendly and 2 of them even had collars

resolution spent 20k on puppey inviting him to restaurants and never intended to invite to his team ever. Who's laughing now haha?

What was the final draft boys, I fell asleep

>having an outdoors cat
This is how you end up with mice and small birds on your pillow when you wake up
as well as all those new strays if you don't fix it
as well as having your cat DIE because of fights, disease or getting run over by cars

Just sticking my head into /v/ shows me how fucking underage this website is getting.

forgot to add that none of them were mine before you sperg out

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Whenever I have a cat I end up eating it.
So damn tasty, I can't resist.

SK SD luna naix as usual

my cat leaves my yard multiple times a day and goes god knows where but she always comes back :3 if you show them love they always will come back :3

>living in a city
TOP KEK

Hello digo!

Uhh that was Matt though

Lina is a lesbian, which is worse.

are you chinese?

you get the best internet in a city

rmmt

thats the problem you fuckhead retard
i dont want some retards shitty cat roaming and shitting in MY backyard
i swear to god ill buy a crossbow or learn archery just so i can kill those useless shits

>being so excited over honeypot lan while puppey is going for a president of estonia
s m h

swindle would say that there's kids starving in africa while you faggots are feeding inhuman animals like cats. Learn some human dignity

America won, time for Pizza then.

What are you eating tonight d2g?

some cats come to my yard to my cat sometimes too but they mostly are afraid at me since i hit them if they don't notice me approaching them or throw things at them and hit them since i already know where they run to, if you really wanna get rid of them just poison them

>living amongst nonwhites just so you can have slightly faster internet

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He also cried on stream about those Peruvians being banned from Valve events so you know where his moral compass is

how many hours till roster lock?

nice waifu. Did you watch esports with her?

>not sacrificing everything for the fastest internet
u suck. Enjoy that datacap. I'll be downloading patching in seconds, while you do it in minutes

i only want to get rif of the cats, there are hegehogs in there too occasionally

apricot juice+bagels from earlier

>datacap
what shithole do you live in bro

no

but American supermarkets also sell cat meat. They just don't call it that way.

yes. His heart is in the right place. Those peruvians were just trying to feed their families

Is there a more irrelevant team than Secret? At least Liquid and some CIS teams have plenty of potential but Secret is just a trainwreck shitter ''''''''''''''team''''''''''''

tofu

Just coffee

I don't have datacaps because I'm not a comcast american like you are, so you do.

mineski
onyx
vegetables
purple something
danish bears
team empire (not empire)
navi
the list goes on

I always enjoy Dota with my Soft Girls.

why doesn't he cast at LANs anymore?

>Want pizza
>It's 4am
;_;

comfy. I'd do that too if I lived alone.

behind the
scenes

Too busy working behind the scenes securing sponsorships and moving into other games

are there any pornstars that look like slotherina?

god is merciful

>Onyx

Based but that team's going to the bin

why isn't she fucking ppd anymore?
what happened?

he got bored of her like how he got bored of dota

God I was that were me.

Not enough attention anymore. Doesn't matter than PPD is a multi-millionaire, bitches need money and attention.

ppd said she was nagging too much

Expose himself as your Kiev major champion even though his team won't be scrimming and practicing seriously?

YOU'VE GOT MY DANDER UP

that's some big tattas

Why are there so many spics on US east? Never realized how much people hated Peruvians for till I get them every game and the most they contribute is a "insert teammate" is a "insert rata, bad, mrd".

I live on the us east and there is only hordes of Mexicans here but they are manageable this Southern American shit is going too far.

typical e-sports succubus, never enough for her. PEEDUR BUY ME THIS, PEEDUR LETS GO HERE, PEEDUR YOU NEED TO SPEND ALL OF YOUR MONEY ON ME

Women are the drivers of cucksumer capitalism and Peter is smart enough to see through that shit, unlike Kelly and her balding boytoy. If she was less ugly and thought she could find a more pathetically cucked pro than Loda to spend their winnings on her crotch droppings she'd ditch him in a heartbeat.

I tihnk i know who you are!

This is some incel shit right here

she's quickly went on to bang multiple dudes too

glad he dropped that cumdump after the second creampie

based Peter

so ppd literally got cucked? any proof?

he's not wrong

It's not being cucked if you dump her ass when you realize what she is, a fucking succubus.

>Boring game
>GG end fast
>Push bot or I feed rapier

Build firewall

Peter also fucked asia, is there a single dota fanslut he hasn't bedded?

tomorrow midnight

Is Defense of the Shrines even being developed anymore?

BLUE SKELETON HERO WHEN

QUICK SPRINT

When the fuck is the next e sports lads?

It better not be Kiev.

it's being cucked the moment she fucks somebody else

Kiev's in April, DAC should be before that.

SL-I League is in late February. I think there's also some other SEA event that EG is going to between now and Kiev.

there's a DAC?

and DC just won ESL on Dire

pubbers are idiots, news at 11

Dotapit is in like 2 weeks or something

Last time I played it was around when they added Alice, but I think they still work on it but probably not that fast tho.
I also think 7.0 messed things up badly in the game so they're probably working on fixing that.

>living among whites

HAHAHHAHAHA

>dotapit the honeypot of the honeypot lans