/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/, /gwt/)

No one's gonna believe that, Iorveth

Broche is the most confident man and husbando and he is honest about his deep devotion to his loved ones. The turban is just there for fun.

Hush hush user, Broche loves his husbando Iorveth.

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>no iorveth in w3
Still mad

Ciri and Bonhart OTP

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How did you lads handle the Woodland Spirit?

I fed it the hearts and then let Sven go when he stabbed the elders to death but now I'm sort of doubting myself, maybe I should have just killed the thing

Killed it, a contract is a contract

What's that quest where you meet the monster and he wants you to prove that you are not a mindless murderer and list the times you helped "monsters" in the past?

Like "I let that Succubus in Novigrad go because she sure was hot" or "Dopplers are people too you know"

I want to look up what stuff in the game counts towards that out of interest

eh that other option would be a "lift the curse instead of killing the thing" type of deal imho

when he says "roam the wood with knife and spear" that made me want to keep the spirit alive too i mean that sounds pretty good doesn't it

Skellige's Most Wanted, check the image, there are probably more.

My Geralt is a failure as a witcher and a filthy monster lover :3

>not chopping off Morkvarg's head as soon as he turns human and goes "johoho back to raping pregnant women and murdering children lmao i have learned nothing at all"

I normally kill him, but I tried the alternative in that playthrough and wanted to get that reward he promised. It's just some shitty loot, not worth it.

post lewd ciri

Having fun with big sis :3

Having fun with daddy
:3

Alright then, you are forgiven

I was full on willing to let his punishment be enough had he changed at all, but that guy is beyond redemption

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:3

They're really big sluts for each other :3

Any lewd stories with her?

fucking delete this

No, sorry

:(
>Ciri: Good morning Avallac'h! So I was wondering if-
>Avallac'h: Good gods
>Ciri: -it was absolutely necessary tha-
>Avallac'h: Zireael please
>Ciri: -t I continue with the magic training that we w-
>Avallac'h: Put some
>Ciri: -ere doing yesterday because it's not working and I've tried at least 8 times and-
>Avallac'h: ZIREAEL I REFUSE TO TALK TO YOU WITHOUT YOUR UPPER BODY ATTIRE ON.
>Ciri: Good so that means no training today! See you later Avallac'h!
>Avallac'h: Z-zireael wait you still haven't-
>Ciri teleports to Royal Palace in Vizima, specifically Emhyr's office
>Avallac'h: -put your shirt on...

>teleporting between all her daddies as they use her at their pleasure
H-hot...

you can get the loot and kill him

Uh, a porn parody. Nice

Ancient Leshen alive.

I know is a fucking monster but... I don't think it's ''evil''.

Is like that fat fuck that some guys adored in Velen, except this one actually helps the people.

Ciri is the biggest slut of the series

Does it still help them if all the elders who would continue the traditions and whatnot are dead?

Getting involved in that whole conflict is a no-go imo, that shit is between them

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>Ciri: Avallac'h I need help!
>Avallac'h: Zireael are you in danger?! What is it?
>Ciri: Avallac'h come quickly, heeeeeeeeelp
>Avallac'h: I'm coming Zireael, stay where you are!
>Avallac'h comes across the door to Ciri's room, it is locked
>Avallac'h: Argh! Damn it! Zireael your door is locked, but why!?
>Ciri: You will have to teleport, ah ahem! I mean help HEEEEEEEEEELP AVALLAC'H
>Avallac'h: ZIR- CIRIIIIIIIIIII CIRIIIII
>Ciri: AVALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC'H
>Avallac'h: CIRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>Ciri: OH AVALLAC'H
>Avallac'h: I'M COMING CIRI
>Ciri: YES! YESSS!
>Avallac'h teleports into Ciri's room to see her scantily wrapped in a bedsheet
>Ciri: This is the first time you've said my human name~
>Avallac'h: Zireael..
>Ciri: Ah~ so you were saying?
>Avallac'h: Training tomorrow at dawn.
>Ciri: *springs forward* AVALLAC'H WAI- *thud*
>Avallac'h unhinges the door and walks out.
sure she is

kek, nice one. I want a Ciri game with Avallac'h romance just to see the moment when he stops resisting and goes at her with full passion :3

I want to see a game where some randoms impregnate Ciri.

>blade runner 2077 won't come out until 2077

It's going to release between 2017 and 2021 along with another AAA RPG title by CDPR so there is a great chance it will release under Trump!

Me too

>It's going to release between 2017 and 2021

src?

cyberpunk, slut ciri cameo

>shroom bug fixed
b a s e d

investor call thing

kitguru.net/gaming/matthew-wilson/cd-projekt-red-reveals-roadmap-for-upcoming-releases/
first link i found on google

Vote for the most based character:

strawpoll.me/12061772
strawpoll.me/12061772
strawpoll.me/12061772

In 2013 the roadmap set CP2077 to be released in 2016. I think the massive success of TW3 might have pushed back other released and focused on that + DLC instead.

kitguru.net/gaming/matthew-wilson/cd-projekt-red-wont-be-talking-about-cyberpunk-2077-for-a-while/

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>youtube.com/watch?v=mhbpWnvC6QM

How can Triss even compete?

Triss+Geralt feels so forced it's cringe inducing.

Yen+Geralt has lots of chemistry and it all feels natural.

Yenfu is great, but I much prefer the chemistry between Triss and Geralt. Seeing Geralt displaying his sweeter and more romantic side feels very rewarding and they way Triss embraces that is wonderful. I love how they treat each other and to me they feel like true partners.

2 free beta keys

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sweet, thanks

That wouldn't work. Both are too alpha to be a bottom. It would end up in a fight and some burnt down villages later

I love their banter, thanks for sharing the video.

iorveth would butt fuck roche and you know it

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Just go to one of the sites that host fanfiction

her triss cosplay when?

That flute blower? Doubt it

Face not mannish enough 0/10

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roche blew his flute alright

Can't blame him, I'd do the same in his shoes...

Nice try tree hugger, but the only one blowing the flute here is the boy in green

Delet. Blue stripes don't get on their knees

the flute roche is blowing is made out of different kind of wood, elven style

vernon 'my mom is a whore' roche does

>tfw to superior for most of you uncultured swine
Heh I bet you idiots don't even read the books while listening to classical

>How can Triss even compete?
I don't know, but what else would one expect from one of the dullest franchises in the history of video game franchises. Each episode following the witcher Geralt and his pals from Temeria as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Marcin vetoed the idea of Sapkowski writing the series; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody. Just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his books. The Witcher series might be anti-Communist (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the first two acts were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the game was terrible. As I played, I noticed that every time a character was to express anger, the devs wrote instead that the character shouted "O Kurwa"

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Marcin's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Wild Hunt by the same Todd Howard. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are playing The Witcher at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to play Skyrim" And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "The Witcher 3" you are, in fact, trained to play Skyrim.

There's fanfic linked in the OP

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Would he lick his hole?

This is my fetish.

>tfw made it to 2k mmr

vernon 'radovid is my daddy' roche will lick whatever he is told to lick

scoia shit deck or broken realms?

>filename
That's clearly Saskia

scoia meme shit

Iorveth plz, everybody knows saskia likes thicc dwarven cock. She'll never touch your hole, no matter how much you want it

fuck that deck. first light completely broke ST.

>tfw I make at least half of the threads
>tfw people are still blaming the other trissautist for it

at least they sneakily nerfed franny in the last patch, deck feels a bit worse now

Reminder that despite what he says Roche is a cheap whoreson who will quickly sell out his political ideals whenever things go south

>tfw you beat up roche in front of his men
>tfw you fuck his waifu ves
>tfw you let dijkstra kill him

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>ves
>roche's waifu

He's clearly gay for iorveth

Please STOP falseflagging to make Brochecomrades look bad. We just love that pure Temerian bottom and his gruffy voice, along with the smexy head towel and his chocolate colored eye nuggets. Kill Squirrels, bed nilfgaardian spice merchants and most of all embrace pure B.L. ("bro love")

Ves is his sisteru

Sup dudes, Flashing Guide autist here

Annareitta writefaggery incoming

I eagerly await your writefaggotry

>tfw none of you will understand how sophisticated I am

Why did he do it?

>i-i srve my c-country
>king dead
>king's son dead
>country divided and spitroasted by neighboring kingdoms
>elven terrorist btfos him and spares his life just so he can laugh at him
Roche is a cuck. I bet he's sporting JUST hair under that turban

finaly warning f*k face
delet this rn

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>only understand the 'Emhyr var Emreis, spice merchant' joke in w2 after playing w3