Porsche

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>criticizing people's meme style

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911

not sure if memeing or youre serious.

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Anyone can buy a Turbo S, GT3 RS, GT2 RS, Cayman GT4 or even a Carrera GT or 918.
But only the real connoisseur will appreciate pic related.

ew

disgusting

I prefer the older speedsters

also

>anyone can buy a GT3 RS, Cayman GT4, Carrera GT or 918

lol no. GT4? maybe but those other cars cant be just bought by anyone

also lol @ muh real "connoisseur" stfu

you have garbage taste my man

think it would be better if it was chopped here

>lol no
>lol @ muh real "connoisseur"
Educate yourself then. Do you know how many 997 speedsters were made? Do you know what you'd have to invest to own one? Obviously not or you wouldn't think they're easier to get a hold of than the other models.

oh you are one of those "do you know how many of this model they made" type people

I literally don't care.

That being said, It's much harder to get a 918 spyder than a 997 speedster.

the 997 speedster looks like shit it's not surprising they sold like shit

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>oh you are one of those
Stopped reading there.
All 356 units were sold long before they went into production.

look at that ass

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t. cuck

all 918 spyders/GT3 RS' sold before they were announced. suck on that faggot.

>all 918 spyders/GT3 RS' sold before they were announced. suck on that faggot.
How exactly does this back up the claim that the speedster "sold like shit"?

Porchas are shit-heaps

997 speedster was specifically made for old men with lots of money and low test

i didnt say that.

of course you say that, you havent driven a 911 yet. keep dreaming though kid

>conoisseurs just look at build figures to pick the rarest model without being able to discern that it's a hideous piece of shit

>i didnt say that.
What were you trying to say then? Except for insulting me?
That's exactly how it is.

you are getting me mixed up with the other user who said that, I DIDN'T

>you are getting me mixed up with the other user who said that, I DIDN'T
Why did you reply to my post then?

Anything manual, anything that revs high, and up to hydraulic steering.
Nothing drive by wire, pdk, or less than 7k redline.
I enjoyed driving a boxter, but it was very tame, I don't want my porsches to be a ketamine night at a small electropub, I want them to be a cocained fueled night at a thrashy hardcore electro club with a dark room bdsm themed event.

Also, no targas, 4s, or cabrios unless it's the original speedster.

>Nothing drive by wire
Porsches have had electric throttles for a long time

>your favorite porsche
>implying I have only one

Porsche is love, Porsche is life.

I think he meant electrical steering.

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you have terrible taste.

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well i hope he knows the steering itself isn't electric, just the assistance mechanism

Electric power steering as opposed to hydraulic power steering, you muppet.

I do like the fried eggs.

>2017
>not having a custom roof on your porsche

>that lift off oversteer

Quite possibly my favorite car of all time, and definitely up there for sound.

>electric steering
>drive by wire
>no you idiot this just means EPAS
no, no it doesn't.

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Yeah I meant the steering (or more specifically the assistance system). My problem with these new systems is that they feel as if I'm driving a madcatz wheel.
I understand that they are lighter and adapt better, but they don't feel linear at all (afaik), plus the assistance is regulated by software and the parameters used make it feel too assisted during rough driving. During everyday driving I won't deny that it's a pleasure to not have to fight a car at all, I enjoy them, but when I hit it hard I don't want the steering to go all weird depending on my speed. First time I drove one (electrically assisted steering) hard, getting used to it and hitting the apex was like trying to fight against muscle memory and learning again.

Then again, I haven't driven a porsche with such a system, so I don't know how flawed it is in them. But if it's anything like the others I've driven, then I do indeed dislike it for spirited driving.

>stop liking what i dont like
a spacious and comfy 500hp suv? i'll take that

it weighs almost 5000 lbs

all that horsepower doesnt mean jack shit to me.

at least post a non poverty pic of it.

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Why reverse the pic?

That cheeky morgan in the background.

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That's how I found the pic.

more than enough to give that push in the city traffic. please stop implying you drive on the track everyday, therefore you need a car as light as possible.weight doesnt mean shit if there is enough power in city traffic.

You sound like a douche...

I kinda like the Cayenne.

youre a cuck for living in the city. enjoy your soccer mom mobile

and you post unfunny pictures.

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The original...
The best...

at least post a non shooped version

>at least post a non shooped version
Not him, but are you sure you know what you're talking about?

>tfw no 250mph Porsche based bar of soap

His head fell off!

i like these but i also like the 80's 911s.

Douchebag.

No 997.2 GT3 RS?

>GT3 RS
How about the GT3 RS 4.0?

nothing wrong with this desu

Consider suicide

Why not the Macan?