/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

if you are to much of a pussy to enforce the law as its written you can leave

Do you remember the names?

knee deep arms spaghetti

ridiculous I can spell

Well what did you do?

Vance Mudgeman, Warden.
Helicaster Handy, shitcurity officer.

>tfw when security that round
>tfw clown hell

>tfw I want to ask Avada how its going on the main station and if she needs any supplies from R&D.

QUICK, CLAIM YOUR job-fu

Quartermaster

Stop it
Get some help

its a video game, people play to have fun even if they are being little shits, it gives us something to do. if you brig someone for 20 min first offence people are just gonna suicide and not play and that isnt fun.

I didnt do anything I was sec

you know who could really use those supplies, too?
everyone else

>be vox trader
>sit on the outpost for a bit while my friend mines
>bretty good plan to sell plasma to crew
>go to station to try and get a chem dispenser
>ask the HoP for some access, maint and mining
>HoP takes my ID
>sec borg reports me as no ID bird
>HoP says nothing
>get arrested and interrogated
>treated like a criminal
>left in isolation
>HoP is arrested too
>HoP is a retard and pretends or doesn't know where my ID is
>get deported to the asteroid by officer
>walk around for a bit
>ask science for help
>they dont care
>delta
>walk back to outpost
>sit there and wait with bird friend until humans kill the AI

anyway, fuck you HoP

Gonna start playing botany, but in the mean time to keep me entertained what's the coolest thing you've done as a botanist?

I WANT TO SHOVE MY TONGUE INSIDE AVADA'S PUSSY

I want to change avada's diaper!

where da waifus at?

>I didnt do anything I was sec

You beat the shit out of a handcuffed prisoner didn't you?

>be malf
>set prison timer to almost 30 minutes

it was funnier than i thought it would be

Post COUPLES!

>Chatting in the bar and haveing a comfy time as the station falls into chaos around us

you wasnt even perma brigged when the AI was comfirmed malf I let you go, way to be a whiny bitch

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Not your request but here's something to keep you entertained

Yet you let me go.

Was it because of the drawing?

claiming telescience for me

>People always crying wolf about the borgs while being pieces of shit
>They're actually rogue for once
Was it honk that fucked everything up for the ai?

honestly the best part about him is that it's going to reinvigorate the politcal process for the next election. His victory is putting everyone back on their toes

Stop being such a pussy, please.
Your timer had 1000seconds. You hacked, what? 3 apcs in 1 hour?

I'm sorry I ended up zassing us all to death.

I honestly thought we could outrun it.

Stop playing scientist pls, you waste the slot.

um no? Where did you get that idea?

i had my laugh and didnt wanna be too rude
:(

>>Active coders
>
>Shadowmech is the only person who wants to try and put anything new into the game. And since he's not a part of the pjb, probe, cluster and intig coder cool kid club they don't let his shit go through.
>
>So instead we have 4 people who don't play the game only making autistic "balance" changes of things they don't like, such as when cluster made plastic useless because he was mad he couldn't get any on the derelict as a mommi.
Good grief. The metaclubs exposed. Shut it down.

I did actually believe you since the HoPs story kept changing every time he asked you and i didn't want to have to resort to violence for it. Since it was all going to shit i just dumped you on the roid shortly before ai went delta

If a mechanic has access to the proper workplace of a job, it does not count as a real job.

Did best burb rail died?
Haven't seen her in awhile.

you probably saved my bacon anyway but we were coming back to the station armed before hummus win

I was an spectator, you shitter. You should be banned.

9/10 times it's just a shitter being a faggot. If you don't want to get fucked, don';t fuck with the borgs

god you are fucking upset arent you? he wasnt even gonn really be perma brigged I was told to brig him until the shuttle got there, dumb ass

Did you really just say that?

where did they see it? i thought i had them in sneaky beaver places

THE SHUTTLE WAS ON THE WAY AND WAS GONNA ARRIVE IN 5 MINUTES, christ you people

Is Rin seeing anyone? Just curious.

Jesus Christ, it's a fat and ugly dude behind those pixel tits. Get a hold of yourself.

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>Hothead bypasses the chain of command and blows all the borgs on his own judgement

>an spectator

Did the place the server's hosted get changed?

I've been way laggier today than before, and I can't tell if my internet is just dying

No it wasn't but we've been receiving complaints about it recently.

She left again
Not like this is the first time it's happened
Calm down

>>vox trader needing to interact with HOP

traders get all access at roundstart
unscrew panel, pulse test, screw panel, crowbar open, crowbar closed
as long as you aren't stealing, bothering the crew, or breaking in somewhere important, no one will care
it also helps if you are a static name bird with a reputation for behaving well

What's the point of playing if some cute birb in medbay won't put me back together again and flap their wings?

we're getting hit by a bunch of big dick snowstorms up here pardner give us a break

Hachi is cute, he is modest and nice.

I want to set a trap to catch Emilia doing an illegal act and arrest her for it!

rip mikecari
taken not soon enough

not right now he's not

nice try, but ive been murdered for hacking before and it wasnt even an important door

ICK OCK

Is he banned?

Was the deed done?

catching grey tide is only fun and interesting for the first 50 times you do it, i always try to be lenient on creative or interesting shittery, but emelias brand of predictable clock work bull shit is not fun anymore and a chore to deal with. I'll start letting her go and getting the officers to chase her, more content for everyone that way

haha he did the mem
no I mean I'm accusing him of shilling himself in the thread which isn't something a modest person does

what the fuck is wrong with cargo, ive ordered stuff every fucking round and maybe 1 in 5 times i actually get the crate. I'm gonna start playing QM and whip yall niggas into shape

Ban reasons aren't ick considering they're visible from the ban page
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

Who is the purest waifu?

ginger beach

tali'zorah

Rin Fukuimoto! I want to marry her!

Kelly

>mfw I noticed Kelly months ago
>Now she is a mainstream waifu

remember when vg was okay?

tg remembers

I called it last thread

are they really rebasing to Veeky Forums?

github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/13270

What does that even mean anyway?

no its an code optimization PR bundled with some memes

No. We're just using their master controller which basically affects nothing players will notice except the improvement in server stability and decrease in lag.

>He made ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=3389 to get back into the game
>Proceed to exactly do the opposite of what he wrote

My sides are gone where no other sides has went before

Zero tolerance for trader tiding. If you don't want to trade you can sit out the round

delet this

PUT MIKE ON A SPIKE 2017
youtube.com/watch?v=jsaTElBljOE

Mikecari is uniquely incapable of recognizing his own behavior
he was always upset about consequences, and never contrite about his actions
his signature IC memespeak was so fucking obnoxious, good riddance

>/salute to the captain from across a window
>he responds with "WAT" and runs away

>say "*salute to the HoS
>he walks off without dismissing me
>stand at attention for the rest of the round until I get eaten by the singulo
*sign*

hack faster next time.
if you get caught in the act:
>"Just fixing door, 10 credit please. CAAW!"
interesting trader gimmicks sometimes require a small amount of tiding
as long as you are selling things, and no one gets angry, it's all forgivable

>[19:00:54]ADMIN: Small_Boss/(Test Dummy) made the bed at 277, 181, 1 say "Don't tell them."
>[19:01:08]ADMIN: Small_Boss/(Test Dummy) made the bed at 277, 181, 1 say "I have come here to help you Emilia."
>[19:01:18]ADMIN: Small_Boss/(Test Dummy) made the bed at 277, 181, 1 say "I was once a syndicate agent"
>[19:01:38]ADMIN: Small_Boss/(Test Dummy) made the bed at 277, 181, 1 say "You must keep the names hidden. Do not dissapoint me."
Kek

ha ha
a spy disguised as a bed

I now know my gimmick, thanks user

>mfw once the windows were open, theb ed escapd

Yeah honk practically didn't do what it was told and didn't respond to ordering laws.