Brevious Bread: >Swift: Best In Class >44 Tonnes >Don't sign that lease >CDL how do? Community college or private driving school >All you can eat truck stop buffets= bad idea >Crete driver is kill >Pepsi's gambling fund is kill >Here be trolls >Peterbilt is best bilt >Tire chains how do? >Prime be boasting
>TFW my current employer is jerking me around for my last week, electing me to do shop work instead of being out in the field with the crew I have worked with since I started
Xavier Bell
So just quit altogether you dumb cuck
Hudson Howard
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Michael Bell
Not quite dead yet, just wishing I were. This hotel room is comfy tho.
Bentley Murphy
I JUST GOT HIRED AS A TA SERVICE MECHANIC YEEEEEEAAAAH BUUUUUDDDDY
>dat guaranteed $10 an hour >dat 37% commision >dat first truck mechanic job >dat freedom from being a dirty NEETcuck
Jeremiah Baker
>Texas regional driver >Out of fucking nowhere get a run up to Iowa
Reeeeeee
Carson Brooks
How's iron skillet? I still have a few hours of sitting around at this Perto in jersey and feel like putting on some boredom- weight
Nolan Phillips
I hate the headlights on these new Petes so much. They don't look like they belong on truck
Angel Taylor
They look like they belong on an insect.
Gabriel Long
Iron skillet is what got me puking and shitting all over the inside of my truck.
Logan Harris
>Dat fucked back
Christian Collins
>implying my back isnt already fucked from being a grunt in the Army
cant cuck me twice fampai
Connor Jones
>armyfag Aren't you a welfare queen already? Don't you get neetbux from the gubmint? Why do you want a min wage job?
Anthony White
>Implying that being a fatfuck neet sitting at home on the government dole, or a fatfuck otr driver sitting in a trick seat for 14 hours a day eating truck stop food will be any better of lifestyle choices
Gabriel Rivera
>Aren't you a welfare queen already? Don't you get neetbux from the gubmint? Why do you want a min wage job?
I don't get any free money from the govt right now and calling military members "welfare queens" is some edgy teenage retardation considering that the govt pays the military to perform a service.
Cameron Peterson
Someone got triggered, welfare fuccboi. Did you hurt your back bending over taking too many cocks up your ass?
Jayden Gray
RV lights, imo.
Evan Gutierrez
>Someone got triggered, welfare fuccboi. Did you hurt your back bending over taking too many cocks up your ass?
>this response >i'm the triggered one
lel
Alexander Gomez
>Shitty Troll appears
Justin James
>I don't get any free money from the govt right now and calling military members "welfare queens" is some edgy teenage retardation considering that the govt pays the military to perform a service.
He's right though, you're a welfare queen.
But by all means keep crying about it my man.
Ayden Wood
>not receiving welfare >a welfare queen
that makes you one too bud.
Josiah Flores
That's fine, the government is trying to outlaw all conv noses by 2018 anyway, so you won't have to look at them much longer
Angel Smith
I'm never getting out of the K hole. I did too much.
Grayson King
Have a (k).
Christopher Torres
Arrrrrrrgggghhhhh
David Jones
>[Citation Needed]
They can have my conventional chassis when they pry it from my cold dead hands.
Luis Hughes
Help truckerfags , ive driven nothing but class b vehicles but have an oppurtunity to do home daily class A runs twice a week
I barely backed the trailer and the instructor felt bad for me. Ill get two days training on the route. Someone help
Easton Smith
>TFG: off topic shitposting
Jason Hernandez
In 2018, all combination vehicles on the road have to average 20% better fuel economy AND 20% less emissions than what was standard in 2010. Conv noses just can't compete with slope noses. The difference in aerodynamics is killing them.
Christopher Cox
Western Star 4800 is one of my favorite trucks right up there with a Pete 281 needlenose
Colton Taylor
Holy fuck the bad luck of some of those people. Nigga almost got away
Owen Powell
are lot lizards real or just a legend
Christopher Hernandez
A real legend.
Thomas Bell
They exist. Quite common in some places, non-existent in others. The TA in Ontario, CA always has them walking around. Remember, curtains up, don't make eye-contact, lest they slither, or waddle, towards you.
Xavier Evans
Srs Veeky Forums
Any tips would help
Sebastian Barnes
Help with what? You told a story, but didn't ask anything.
Leo Moore
Everything but the salad is microwaved
Get out and look Watch the tandems Park early Don't hit anything
Brandon Murphy
Do you guys carry? Are there corporate policies against it?
Josiah Walker
How to back and not look like a retard.
How to watch out for four wheelers behind,around trailer.
Benjamin Hall
One knocked on my door last night and interrupted my touchy feel-good time, so I turned her in to the truck stop and now she's cooking on the roller dog grills
>How to back Get Out And Look >How to watch out for four wheelers on road Get Out And Look
Easton Reyes
Pepsi won't allow it. Technically I shouldn't even have my box cutter. I'm also not supposed to smoke in the truck but that will never stop either.
Nathan Robinson
Impostor, I would never use a trip code! Be sure to post antics, pics preferably. Reminds me, the fuck ever happened to NCFag? Order from the menu, never the buffet. You'll wind up like buttsplosion-user. See? Don't give him any (You)s. He a shit at his job. This guy gets it. The best help is to git gud. Steer towards trouble (which is where the trailer's ass is going in your mirrors) to straighten out, and always get out and look. Could this be the skilled troll? Sauce, fool. Generally corporate policies prohibiting firearms in the truck, and a lot of places prohibit them on the property, if that matters at all. Given states' wildly varying laws on the matter, I've chosen to arm myself with a telescoping steel baton and wishing upon shooting stars.
Nathaniel Miller
This should be your starting position, unless you can get aligned straight. Note the approach path - ALWAYS park near-side. You can't see shit while backing in far-side (parking spot on your right). Approach the spot as close as possible. When the middle of your trailer passes the spot, turn hard right. Once the back end is starting to align, turn hard left. Your goal is this set up. >seatbelt off >window down >left hand on outside of door, leaning through window >head out window, looking back >Aim with the trailer's rear-left outside wheel. It takes the tightest curve, so if it clears so will everything else on your left side. >DON'T FORGET that you have a right side; if unsure, get out and check your clearance >stay as close as possible on the left; you have better visibility from the driver's seat, and it leaves more room on the right >use no throttle, only clutch; you do not need throttle at all while backing >don't be shy, use all the room available. Block the entire road/alley, fuck everyone else, they can wait
Sometimes, your position is just fucked and nothing you do can save it. Give up, go around and start your approach again.
Parker Green
How do you guys not know this? I thought it was pretty common knowledge. Just Google "finaltrucksreport.pdf" the first link is a WhiteHouse.gov link
Brayden Hughes
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Camden Carter
>Gommon knowledge :DDD
>Amerigan bresident's house's website :DDDDD
>Just type x_c50.tiff_finaltruckersreporty001596i79235ac_001-13-01-15.doc into askjeeves.com and it will be the nineteenth article from the bottom :DDDDDD
Jacob Powell
>jus dybe x_c50.tiff_finaltruckersreporty001596i79235ac_001-13-01-15.doc indo asgjeebs.gom and id wil b de ninedenth ardigle vrom de boddom :DDDDDD
Chase Smith
t. triggered long nose dinosaur facing extinction
Jaxson Ortiz
That is so helpful. I hate my illiterate trainer.
Levi James
>Be sure to post antics, pics preferably. Reminds me, the fuck ever happened to NCFag?
Well today was my first day, did my new hire paperwork, and met the day shift, they seem nice but I'm surprised by the amount of morbidly obese people they have working for them.
GM said the night shift is repeatedly fucking up so he put me on it to "bring in some new blood", I would think most truck stop hi-jinks happen between 12am-8am, right?
Gabriel Cook
Alright it's time for truck stop power rankings
1. Petrol 2. TA 3. Flying J 4. Love's 5. Pilot 6. ???????
Discuss.
Dylan Turner
I'd wager as much, or at least the hijinks increase in volume and intensity during the late afternoon and leading into the night, as that's when all the truckers come in to roost.
Oliver Garcia
>Imblying this isnd aerodynamig :DDDDD
>Wands to drive a space trug insdead of a glassig looging trug :DDDD
Daniel Miller
>1 Rest Areas >2 Mom and Pop truck stops >3 Petro >4 All Else >… >9001 TA I swear to god fucking 60% of every TA's parking spaces are 'Reserved' $14/day bullshit.
Ian White
Mom and pop places aren't usually places you want to take a dump in my experience. Gross bathrooms.
Also no wide screen TV with the game or Bruce Willis saving planet from asteroid
Josiah Scott
TA >I swear to god fucking 60% of every TA's parking spaces are 'Reserved' $14/day bullshit.
Reminds me of something the floor manager told me today.
>If you splash old oil all over a customers engine compartment while doing an oil change be sure to try and up-sell a pressure washer cleaning for some extra $$$
Really thankful they are giving me a chance there but that sounds sort of Jewish to be desu
Charles Rodriguez
>Not dropping your deuces at rest areas or on your shower break >Watching TV I don't understand why I enjoy this job sometimes. Today I literally woke up, drove to the receiver, shitposted for an hour while unloading, drove to the next shipper, shitposted for an hour while loading, drove to a Pilot to fuel up, at some fast food, drove for six hours to this rest area, shitposted for an hour before calling it a night. I should get a basic feature phone and put this smartphone in a bag. Maybe then I'd actually play games or talk to people instead of sleep and drive with occasional shitposting wasting what precious little free time I have.
Lincoln Lewis
What do you faggots think about Allie Knight?
>tfw no pale skinnyfat moderately big titted gf to drive me all over the country while i smoke weed and browse Veeky Forums in her comfy bed
Ultimate. Independent 1. comfy as fuck dirt lot that's got three trucks in it at 0300 2. Petro 3. New Loves 4. The few TAs that have opened in the past couple years 5. Flying J 6. Old TAs 7. Walmart 8. Old Loves 9. Pilot
>pic related 2nd best stop on i44 in Missouri
Jordan King
Allie annoying. Based Jack and his dry humor and creaky volvo.
>not being able to manage your clock and day to park before noon
Brody Wilson
>Driving all night
Cameron Flores
>rookie doesn't know the 8 hour recap trick yet
Jacob Hernandez
>Desire to know more intensifies
Dominic Martinez
Walmart master race. Petro is good but most don't sell beer. I just love how Petro is layed out and big, so driver friendly. Flying J is your most vanilla average truck stop. It's shit but you can usually do worse. Loves/ Pilot is hit and miss and usually way too small. I don't stop at TA because I'm not a richfag. Indies are hit and miss but at the end of the day all I really ask for is a spot to legally park my truck and get a good night's rest. I don't think that's too much to ask for, but sometimes it's hard to come by.
Liam Adams
>saw this badass on I-85s towards Atlanta
Carson Sanders
>Doing anything besides shitposting and frantically refreshing Clover for precious (You)s during free time
>Incoherent screeching begins
>Spurdo_Fug.jpg
Well, I can't get in for orientation until next week with the new company, so I guess I will stick it out for a week and get paid a little bit more instead of having a week of nothing.
Alexander Howard
>Hit pot hole or speed bump >$20k repair bill
Lincoln Perez
It amazes me how every time my teammate farts, it sounds like it's nothing but pure water splashing out his ass. Like they last for more than 10 seconds and the amount of plops, pops, and so on is absolutely disgusting. There is no way in hell he isn't shitting himself.
Caleb Roberts
>it amazes me how every time my teammate farts, it sounds like it's nothing but pure water splashing out his ass. Like they last for more than 10 seconds and the amount of plops, pops, and so on is absolutely disgusting. There is no way in hell he isn't shitting himself.
He's shitting himself every time and is almost certainly wearing some sort of adult incontinence apparel.
That will be you in 15 years user, congrats m8.
>this is the life you chose
Andrew Peterson
He doesn't wear diapers, he wears fucking pink lacy thongs. He is definitely shitting himself. These aren't farts, they're small escapes of diarrhea.
Gabriel Young
>leaving the TA service station I just got hired at >trash can at the corner of the building >when I get about 50 feet from it I'm hit with the overpowering stench of rancid old man piss >think back to /tfg/ >that trash can is probably full to the brim with truckers piss bottles 24/7
Lincoln Diaz
Welcome to Hell.
Jason Murphy
>Welcome to Hell.
Hell would be doing cab electrical repairs in a sleeper with bedbugs.
Zachary Foster
What are u doin with ur life m8
Logan Baker
Grubs m8. I at least empty my piss bottle in the shower/toilet and rinse it out. Then throw it in the bin.
Carson Johnson
7pm straya time and I'm the only truck parked up at the truck stop. It's easy mode truckin here.
I also bought some shitty american beer, it does the job I spose.
Eli Ross
K
Thomas Cruz
Posting alcohol in your truck upsets the americans. It reminds them that they really dont have freedumbs.
Carter Parker
>easy mode truckin I dunno. Majority have to use shitty viesa (swamp box cooler). If you're lucky you get an icepak/apu.
Wyatt Peterson
>Trucker Gundam ver. Ka Should be: ver K
Leo Bailey
It's a small price to pay to be able to live in a global superpower. You can drink all the cheap horse piss you want, we've got more important things to do.
Daniel Gomez
You upset the murricans.
Gabriel Sullivan
>we've got more important things to do like get rubber gloves shoved up your butthole by tsa at every state border?
Ayden Cox
>we've got more important things to do. Like not be home every weekend?
Chase Turner
Ayyy lmao
6 tasteless beers of the very best usa had to offer. Actually it was very sweet for a lager and had no bitterness like beer should.
Nathaniel Ross
Questioning my current choice of work, really.
Liam Anderson
>we've got more important things to do. like elect clowns into power, yeah you guys are real smart. Just dumb sheep who are scared into corrals.
Evan Barnes
You can always fall back onto cocks.
Adam Turner
>we've got more important things to do.
like sign truck leases
L M A O M A O
only in murrica, home of the jew
Ryan Adams
What, become the first male lot lizard?
Kevin Stewart
You sure won't be the first, my friend.
Jaxon Howard
you might do well, alot of us are secretly homo. just look at ur faggot co driver. he wants the d bad
Hunter Robinson
I don't feel like setting a PR for deadlifting his gut to find the micropenis