What's the quickest way to turn $10 into $1mil?

>ctrl+f
>XDN
>0 of 0

Y'all gonna stay poor.

Blackjack or yuro roulette

>asks a chinese taco making image board predominately used by neets how to make a mil with 10 bucks
wew lad

Sign up to a dating site as a Nigerian prince.

Not quite 50/50, 0 always loses.

Blackjack can get you a 50.5% chance of winning of you count cards and know the strategy, which would technically give you an edge over the house

In one step? Lottery tickets and luck.

As a first step? Toothpaste, shoe polish and a comb. Make yourself presentable and apply for jobs. If you have a couple of dollars left search through a used bookstand and see if you can find a Veeky Forums book or two.

Average the same rate of return as Warren Buffet for 63 years.

Suck a dick for 57 more dollars and sign up to Tai Lopez's 67 Steps to Success.

Buy out of the money puts at a low price.

Sell them at a price 30% higher a few days later.

Repeat once per week, forever.

This is both simplistic and realistic.

Enjoy.

Take out a loan for a million dollars, buy a million dollars worth of stuff, sell the million dollars worth of stuff for a little more, profit.

Not blackjack. Playing against 2 decks at least

ACDC dollars? Nice.

You can get some decent knee pads for $10

fun story about Roulette once

I don't gamble, but I've been to the Casino on many occasions and watch my friends gamble and lose their money.

One time, a mate of my introduced me to Roulette and I thought it was pretty cool I guess. I gave him a number to choose, but me never having played before and him thinking he's top shit didn't pick that number. That number was 31. I said put everything on 31 randomly. He didn't put anything on it.

Lands on 31 once.
"Put it on 31"
*Doesn't put it on 31*
Lands on 31 twice.
"Dude, all in on 31"
*Doesn't all in on 31*
Lands on 31 for a third time.
"Just fucking put it on 31 cunt"
*Proceeds to not put it on 31*
Lands on fucking 31 a fourth time.
Up until this point no-one was even touching 31. But it kept getting landed on over and over.

5th time I was like nah you've fucked it there's no way it'll land 5 times, and it didn't.

Coulda been ballin' that night man fuck.

/thread baby!

If you want a 100% guaranteed way of going about it, wait for a gift card to go on sale. Buy a (normally) $10 gift card for $7 or whatever. Sell for $9. Now you have made $2 profit that is essentially guarenteed. Now rinse and repeat. It will start slow but grow exponentially as time goes on.

Obviously you will want to shift gears at some point as you accumulate capital and stock. Maybe run your own online gift card store.

Get of Veeky Forums to speed up the process.

There're one or two green slots too, depending on where you play. Modern casinos always give you

find somebody to sue... not kidding

What kind of money does this actually make?
What kind of strategy do you need to use to avoid filling your bags with worthless garbage?

>spend time looking for casino that doesn't use 8 decks in a shoe and shuffle 1/4 of the way through
>find it
>the dealer sees you concentrating intently on every single card that is dealt and doing mental calculations
>big guys in suits take you to the back room and fuck your shit up

enjoy

Knee pads