What does a marque say about it's driver?

what does a marque say about it's driver?

BMW - I'm a gigantic douche
Audi - I'm a even bigger douche
Lincoln - I'm Matthew McConaughey
GM - I don't like cars
VW - one day I'll own a BMW / Audi and be a gigantic douche
Subaru - BWAAAAaaaaa!!!! pshhhhh.......

OP - FAGGOT

Op-I can't afford nice cars!

Dacia - I don't know anything and just go off what Top Gear said was good.

Audi owner here. I may be a douche but at least I'm not poor.

OP related.

OP-I'm a massive faggot, please rape my ass

I'm op I suck cock

BMW owner here. I wouldn't have to be a douche if you would stop being a slow ass asian minivan in the fast lane.

Lincolns are for future self employed millionaires starting out in the world.

Only because you have to pay out ridiculous sums for parts when it breaks down every week.

Citroen - i like c4
Renault - i like tnt
Peugeot - i like ak's

MG/Rover-I like Trains

BMW - "I know nothing about cars and this is my first 'sports car'."
Audi - Old men
Lincoln - Niggers or chinks (though pre 2011 lincoln owners are generally ok people)
GM - ITS OK ITS MY SISTERS COUSIN
VW - Lesbians
Subaru - Faggots who are either twinks or rednecks looking for twinks.
Ford - "Well I have bought fords all my life and they have done me good!"
Toyota - A sensible human being with very boring taste
Lexus - A sensible human being who wants some fun with their luxury
Honda - Same as subaru
Nissan - The douchey of people/niggers
Mitsubishi - 16 year old girls
Kia - Heard asian cars are reliable and the Kia dealer was the closest to him
Hyundai - same as Kia
Mazda - Major faggots
Volvo - Lägga den i min röv Jamal
Porsche - Old men or "muh drivers car"
Maserati - Rich dude who knows nothing about cars bought his wife an "exotic"
MG - Dudes in their 50's who are very fun people
Mercedes Benz - Restaurant owners and Lawyers
Bentley - Drug dealers
Rolls Royce - Decrepit white man who made good choices in the real estate market
Alfa Romeo - MUH DRIVERS EXPERIENCE
Aston Martin - Jewish journalist
FIAT - Poor suicidal eurokek
Lamborghini - Rich and young
Ferrari - Old and rich

No, you're just a retard that bought an overpriced VW.

BUT IT HAS MORE SOFT TOUCH PLASTICS! ITS A LUXURY CAR!

your on point user good shit

>Toyota - A sensible human being with very boring taste
>Lexus - A sensible human being who wants some fun with their luxury
Toyotafag spotted

lol a luxury car made from a parts bin

you might as well say it's a luxury car made with the leftovers from vws

Quite nothing, just that you drive a car of that brand.

>VW - one day I'll own a BMW / Audi and be a gigantic douche
But they already own an Audi

I would just change one thing, other than that, on point.

>FIAT - mjet

No I like hondas

BMW - I have a very basic idea of luxury and this seems like it is luxury
Audi - I suck dick but pay a lot to do so because I want to feel rich when I do
VW - I can't afford to pay a lot for the dicks I suck, but I want to feel like a snob when I do.
Skoda: Thank God these dicks are cheaper suck.
Seat: This dick looks funky and fits in my budget. I shall suck it.
Mercedes: I am a patrician with fine taste, except if I bought the A-Class - then I am a badge whore.
Lincoln: I like nigger """""luxury"""""
GM: Me likes being BTFO
Nissan: Ricers, niggers and spics.
Subaru: MUH AWD MUH BOXER
Porsche: I bought a 991 911 Carrera but I want you to think I know how to drive
Maserati: Someone who likes driving but isn't a retard who buys into the Ferrari meme
Lamborghini: I am one of those people who like to show off
McLaren: I enjoy computers and I want my car to be one, too!
Koenigsegg: I like Metal Gear Solid levels of TECHNOLOGY in my cars
Aston Martin: I am a snob that's too snobby to buy an expensive car that a lot of people like, even though a lot of people like mine anyway.
Ford: My engine grenaded? Reminds me of 'Nam/Iraq/Afghanistan.
Opel/Saturn/Vauxhall: For some reason I wanted to buy GM without buying GM.
Citroen: My constantly-breaking piece of shit needs to have cool colours.
Peugeot: I bought an unreliable shit car with unreliable BMW engines
Lexus: I actually like cars and bought a decent one and I didn't buy into the badge snobbery of the German big 3. I am also a fan of Predator.
Toyota: I just need a car that werks and I don't give a fuck how ugly it or or how boring it is.
Renault: I couldn't afford a Shitroen DS.
Tesla: I would never buy a car that pollutes the environment! Why yes, that IS an iPad Pro. I even bought the Apple Pen because typing is for fags. My wife's son loves my cars.

>tfw no subaru/honda bf

Fully agree minus the GM stab...fair desu but that's the case with any big brand 95% of everything made is for people who think driving is a chore in the way of where they are and where they want to be. Most cars are fucking booring appliances.

What does mine say about me?

sure but chev has stopped pretending that their boring shitboxes will somehow make it fun to drive or add excitement to some dullards life.
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Mazda - under powered hatchback = great drive, sports performance, fuel economy, zoom zoom.

GM - shit hatchback = Wi-Fi, Apple car play, Apps, business in the front party in the back

Ford: I don't need to get to my destination I'll stop anywhere.
Mazda: Don't be so Cis.

Guys, what about TVR?

Absolute madmen.

autist maximus

"Volvo - Lägga den i min röv Jamal"
HAHAH. Google translate is fucking gold.

Why

what does OP's post say about themselves?
IM A FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE

Saw an m5 the other day with a license plate that read "MPLANTS" Probably the douchiest car I've ever seen.

>Ford - "Well I have bought fords all my life and they have done me good!"
I have been, am, and probably always will be a Ford owner, and this is highly accurate.