BMW - I'm a gigantic douche Audi - I'm a even bigger douche Lincoln - I'm Matthew McConaughey GM - I don't like cars VW - one day I'll own a BMW / Audi and be a gigantic douche Subaru - BWAAAAaaaaa!!!! pshhhhh.......
Mason Scott
OP - FAGGOT
Grayson Edwards
Op-I can't afford nice cars!
James Wright
Dacia - I don't know anything and just go off what Top Gear said was good.
Daniel Thompson
Audi owner here. I may be a douche but at least I'm not poor.
OP related.
Luis Kelly
OP-I'm a massive faggot, please rape my ass
Justin Nelson
I'm op I suck cock
Nathaniel Thomas
BMW owner here. I wouldn't have to be a douche if you would stop being a slow ass asian minivan in the fast lane.
Jeremiah Martin
Lincolns are for future self employed millionaires starting out in the world.
Elijah Murphy
Only because you have to pay out ridiculous sums for parts when it breaks down every week.
Christopher Collins
Citroen - i like c4 Renault - i like tnt Peugeot - i like ak's
Leo Robinson
MG/Rover-I like Trains
Adrian Sullivan
BMW - "I know nothing about cars and this is my first 'sports car'." Audi - Old men Lincoln - Niggers or chinks (though pre 2011 lincoln owners are generally ok people) GM - ITS OK ITS MY SISTERS COUSIN VW - Lesbians Subaru - Faggots who are either twinks or rednecks looking for twinks. Ford - "Well I have bought fords all my life and they have done me good!" Toyota - A sensible human being with very boring taste Lexus - A sensible human being who wants some fun with their luxury Honda - Same as subaru Nissan - The douchey of people/niggers Mitsubishi - 16 year old girls Kia - Heard asian cars are reliable and the Kia dealer was the closest to him Hyundai - same as Kia Mazda - Major faggots Volvo - Lägga den i min röv Jamal Porsche - Old men or "muh drivers car" Maserati - Rich dude who knows nothing about cars bought his wife an "exotic" MG - Dudes in their 50's who are very fun people Mercedes Benz - Restaurant owners and Lawyers Bentley - Drug dealers Rolls Royce - Decrepit white man who made good choices in the real estate market Alfa Romeo - MUH DRIVERS EXPERIENCE Aston Martin - Jewish journalist FIAT - Poor suicidal eurokek Lamborghini - Rich and young Ferrari - Old and rich
Levi Reed
No, you're just a retard that bought an overpriced VW.
Nathan Hill
BUT IT HAS MORE SOFT TOUCH PLASTICS! ITS A LUXURY CAR!
Adam Howard
your on point user good shit
Jackson Stewart
>Toyota - A sensible human being with very boring taste >Lexus - A sensible human being who wants some fun with their luxury Toyotafag spotted
Nolan Miller
lol a luxury car made from a parts bin
you might as well say it's a luxury car made with the leftovers from vws
Angel Lopez
Quite nothing, just that you drive a car of that brand.
Kayden Carter
>VW - one day I'll own a BMW / Audi and be a gigantic douche But they already own an Audi
Cooper Garcia
I would just change one thing, other than that, on point.
>FIAT - mjet
Samuel Gutierrez
No I like hondas
Hudson Brooks
BMW - I have a very basic idea of luxury and this seems like it is luxury Audi - I suck dick but pay a lot to do so because I want to feel rich when I do VW - I can't afford to pay a lot for the dicks I suck, but I want to feel like a snob when I do. Skoda: Thank God these dicks are cheaper suck. Seat: This dick looks funky and fits in my budget. I shall suck it. Mercedes: I am a patrician with fine taste, except if I bought the A-Class - then I am a badge whore. Lincoln: I like nigger """""luxury""""" GM: Me likes being BTFO Nissan: Ricers, niggers and spics. Subaru: MUH AWD MUH BOXER Porsche: I bought a 991 911 Carrera but I want you to think I know how to drive Maserati: Someone who likes driving but isn't a retard who buys into the Ferrari meme Lamborghini: I am one of those people who like to show off McLaren: I enjoy computers and I want my car to be one, too! Koenigsegg: I like Metal Gear Solid levels of TECHNOLOGY in my cars Aston Martin: I am a snob that's too snobby to buy an expensive car that a lot of people like, even though a lot of people like mine anyway. Ford: My engine grenaded? Reminds me of 'Nam/Iraq/Afghanistan. Opel/Saturn/Vauxhall: For some reason I wanted to buy GM without buying GM. Citroen: My constantly-breaking piece of shit needs to have cool colours. Peugeot: I bought an unreliable shit car with unreliable BMW engines Lexus: I actually like cars and bought a decent one and I didn't buy into the badge snobbery of the German big 3. I am also a fan of Predator. Toyota: I just need a car that werks and I don't give a fuck how ugly it or or how boring it is. Renault: I couldn't afford a Shitroen DS. Tesla: I would never buy a car that pollutes the environment! Why yes, that IS an iPad Pro. I even bought the Apple Pen because typing is for fags. My wife's son loves my cars.
Owen Bell
>tfw no subaru/honda bf
Xavier Turner
Fully agree minus the GM stab...fair desu but that's the case with any big brand 95% of everything made is for people who think driving is a chore in the way of where they are and where they want to be. Most cars are fucking booring appliances.
Robert Brown
What does mine say about me?
Adrian Roberts
sure but chev has stopped pretending that their boring shitboxes will somehow make it fun to drive or add excitement to some dullards life. ie Mazda - under powered hatchback = great drive, sports performance, fuel economy, zoom zoom.
GM - shit hatchback = Wi-Fi, Apple car play, Apps, business in the front party in the back
Easton Hall
Ford: I don't need to get to my destination I'll stop anywhere. Mazda: Don't be so Cis.
Eli Perez
Guys, what about TVR?
Jason Gutierrez
Absolute madmen.
Jack Davis
autist maximus
Jackson Diaz
"Volvo - Lägga den i min röv Jamal" HAHAH. Google translate is fucking gold.
Anthony Morgan
Why
Jaxon Perry
what does OP's post say about themselves? IM A FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE
Grayson Wilson
Saw an m5 the other day with a license plate that read "MPLANTS" Probably the douchiest car I've ever seen.
Alexander Ward
>Ford - "Well I have bought fords all my life and they have done me good!" I have been, am, and probably always will be a Ford owner, and this is highly accurate.