/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/, /gwt/)

>wait for events to unfold

I wonder if Anarietta likes holding hands and giving kisses on the cheek and succing viciously

is vernon roche a homosexual?

He's a bromosexual

>Mindlessly wandering around Novigrad on first playthrough
>"ooh, what's that? A cave?"
>"Huh, there's soldiers there but they don't attack. I should speak to them"

>Geralt: Looking for Roche
>Me: ......... I am?

It's kind of neat being able to skip certain quest steps by happening upon it, but only in some cases

>could simply kill dethmold
>cut off his balls and shoves it down his throat instead
definitely

But I'm already on the misty islands trying to find Ciri. Does it really take that long?

Anarietta gets ass fucked by her servants all day long

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Off all the sorceresses in the games, which one is the most likely to transform themselves into futanaris ?

Yes, you have a decent chunk of game left to complete.

All of them

Keira and Philippa

WHAT NOW YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

Your mother sucks dwarf cock.

you're a fucking show dancer!

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meant for oops

>you will never be Anarietta

Best edition

More like School of Roach

>has a half naked woman in tight pants prancing around him at all times
>doesn't fug her

You tell me he's gay for his elven husbando

There's just something about Phillipa..
I love myself some dom milfs

I really liked 3 but it feels a bit forgettable. The highlight of the game was hearts of stone and the rest was all just one big mesh of questing around and some poorly written story.

Where's the writefag? Did he write something after undressing Anna Henrietta?

Writefag where are you?

Also, TRISSFAG, if you're reading this could you post Anna Henrietta in her mask party dress and mask? just the vanilla from the quest. No modification.

kys

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My hombre!

hello?

anyone know how many hanse bases there is in B&W?

OOOOOOOOOOOODRIIIIIIIN!

cyberpunk when?

Three I think

much thanks witcher Borveth

after blade runner hopefully brings a resurgence of interest in the setting

They didn't

What is your biggest complaint about TW3 ?

Mine is the fact that after the Battle of Kaer Morhen, everyone acknowledges that The Hunt will be back, and that they will learn from their defeat, yet both Lambert and Eskel abandons you.
>"Good luck Geralt, good luck Ciri, we're out."
It's not like they were close friends/practically family or anything....

They could EASILY have given them a role when they invade Skellige.

Off the top of my head: restricting basic movement controls when in combat/not being able to break out of combat mode at will. You can't jump when in combat which is completely, utterly fucking stupid.

They did.
TW3 eyes are just higher resolution

p-please it's my favorite setting

Want to marry...

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Under the new regime, yes.

imgur.com/YMKKa7z

same here

Philippa, no question.

Go away Radovid

The dialogue outside the waifu patch was mostly great but the open world made the plotting very haphazard.

Hearts of Stone is a peak into a universe where CDPR stayed more focused and their storytelling is pure kino

That, and the last act in general especially the Hunt being underdeveloped, Eredin being a memelord, Ciri suddenly becoming the chosen one all along and only Avallac'h and Ida Emean knowing about it and Avallac'h not actually betraying Ciri in the end.

Also the Reasons of state questline, and the cut content that had the Wild Hunt attack the city of Novigrad but was relocated to Skellige for performance issues, thanks consoles.

I legitimately thik that even without a major redesign many, perhaps even most of the game's plotting and characterization issues could be solved by not making Geralt the sole POV character. If there were episodes like in TW2 where you saw stuff from, say, Radovid or Emhyr's POV, it would help the politics a lot; for example.

Ciri was always the chosen one. but only for Falka

Agreed, also they could have just put a flashback of when Ciri was in the world of the Aen Elle to flesh them out better, but I guess that would have pissed off Andrew.

Polishfag here. Should I invest in CDPR? When will CDPR release Cyberpunk 2770?

No, mine! ;_;

According to the teaser, when it's ready. I'd expect it to start getting shown at events this year and then released in 2018.

In terms of playing, the controls. It was annoying to have Geralt spazz out and constantly light then put out a candle when what I really wanted to do was pick up the bowl of fruit near by.

Mechanically, the limit to 12-16 ability slots. I've earned all those points, let me fucking use them.

Story-wise, there being no way to save papa Vesemir. I know if you asked him he'd say going out while defending Kaer Morhen and protecting Ciri wasn't so bad but still.

Eredin was always a power-hungry shitheel and Ciri was always a chosen one.

I also don't think Avallac'h was necessarily done with her, he just knew that pushing then would piss her off. Smrter to let he save the universe (it's where he keeps all his stuff) then try to manipulate her later.

>the cut content that had the Wild Hunt attack the city of Novigrad but was relocated to Skellige for performance issues, thanks consoles.

Dang. I mean, I liked the way it fit with their Ragnarok stuff but I hated Crach an Craite going out like that, especially after Vesemir. Not sure if true though.

>Story-wise, there being no way to save papa Vesemir. I know if you asked him he'd say going out while defending Kaer Morhen and protecting Ciri wasn't so bad but still.
This is possibly the single worst, most Biodrone-esque story complaint I've seen in all my years as a Witcher fan. Congrats.

Is there an all-powerful god in the setting?

If there is, is it Lebioda?

yeah it's geralt

My grandfather died the week before I got to that part of the game. Sue me, edgelord.

There's no conclusive evidence there's Gods of any kind in this setting.

>Lebioda
Was a prophet not a God

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wait who is the beaten up chick

>everyone looks worse under this filter than without it except Triss
at last I truly see

>Is there an all-powerful god in the setting?

No. There are local "gods" like Dana Maedbh or the Lady of the Lake but they're more like powerful spirits at best.

>If there is, is it Lebioda?

Lebioda seems to have just been a secular humanist but there's a religion or something extremely close to it springing up around his legend now.

Melitele may or may not be real.

Sile de Tancarville

They all look lovely and Triss is always a true cutey.

Do i lose all Corvo Bianco upgrades in NG+?

What happens to the swords/armor i leave on the racks/stands?

yes

all gone
put everything in your chest or inventory

>second from the right
What the fuck is wrong with me

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Tell me about your childhood.

i like anarietta!

>page triss

:)

>caring about spooks

The oil paint filter ruins it man, why do you do it every time?

>asking an autistic triss lover why he does things
Pure chaos

reached rank 200 in Gwent

anyone else still playing this?

I don't know, I just like it for whatever reason.

How do you feel about Eskel boning triss?

Eh, my Trissfu is with Geralt, they live a happy, peaceful life in Kovir. On the other hand, if Geralt goes with Yen, I'm ok with it. Eskel is a nice guy and a gentlemen, plus he has a strong tickling aura to keep Trissfu satisfied in bed. He would treat her nicely and she deserves that.

16 year old Ciri is a big girl

>implying you wouldn't mess around with 16 year old ciri

I'm afraid I'd wake up with a pair of gardening shears around my testes.

>yen will never walk in on ciri playing with your balls and get super embarrassed

why even bother living?

I think Yen's beyond getting embarrassed by sex.

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but how would she feel seeing ciri molest some balls with her tongue

Weirded out? Angry? Amused? Depends on circumstances. Just never embarrassed.

what if ciri was thinking of geralt while doing it while fingering her butt

doing' get junior' just failed my first quest

anyone know of more quests that fail due to story progression?

I don't think Yennefer would be in a hurry to read Ciri's mind during sex.

That one is mandatory. The two paths are mutually exclusive.

Yen a slut who would steal Ciri's boyfriends

Ciri doesn't bring anyone home that compares to Geralt.

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