Driving my bmw 335i down the freeway going 85 in the left lane

>driving my bmw 335i down the freeway going 85 in the left lane
>another bmw comes up and starts sucking my tailpipe's dick
>move to the right and let him pass
>its a butthurt 320i shitty

post em

Don't laugh but I'm in training to be a bus driver so I see a lot of crappy ass driving, all in the name of beating the bus.

Best story?
>Driving the training bus, 40 foot long and 'bout 7 or 8 foot wide.
>Driving down typical residential road; wide enough for all traffic but parked cars on one side and you have to cross the white lines.
>Reach t-junction onto this road. Look right, nothing there. Look left, parked car a little up the road and light traffic. Nothing to worry about.
>Begin the pull-out maneuver; mirrors, signal, mirrors, accelerate and turn.
>See articulated lorry/truck 'n' trailer coming up left-hand side of road, think nothing of it, he must wait.
>3/4 in maneuver, must go over to left-hand lane to clear the kerb.
>Lorry driver must not be paying attention because he drives around the parked car and blocks me from entering.
>He finally realises and slams on the jam.
>WTF? Two big vehicles blocking the road now.
>My instructor is forced to get out and be my banksman, ie helps me reverse back into the first road.
>Once I have stopped, lorry moves off and notice two other guys with them, all wearing camo gear.
>Begin pull-out maneuver again. Do corner successfully.

I find out that the lorry was a military wagon and the driver must be doing his own vehicle training. I hope his instructor have him a right ear-full at the end. What morons.

JUST SO ALL THE NEWFAGS KNOW

WHEN YOU SEE THAT IMAGE IN THE OP POST

ITS A TROLL POST


ITS NOT A LEGITIMATE THREAD

THE POINT IS FOR THE OP TO GET AS MANY REPLYS (OR THUMBS UP AS THEY SEE THEM) AS POSSIBLE

>driving my kia optima with (accompanied by black ice(stay fresh(tm))) on highway
>fucker in a supra doing 140+ is weaving traffic
>switch into the open lane he was going for
>he tries my old lane by squeezing between me and a bus
>he hits the bus

SAGE
SAGE
SAGE
SAGE
SAGE

>implying all BMWs arent shit
l o l

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Looks like legitimate discussion to me grandpa, sure you're not just assdamaged?

Show me on the doll where the BMW touched you

>soccer mom starts tailgating me
>let them pass
>start tailgating them

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>get tailgated by soccer mom in luxury SUV
>brake check to trigger pre-collision system
>her car slams the brakes for her

that never happened

i know its possible but it never happened to you

LOL LOOK GUYS I BUMPED IT AGAIN

SURLY THEY WILL RESPOND IF IT STAYS ON THE FRONT PAGE OF THE CATALOGUE

>Driving in the middle lane of a 3 lane highway.
>Some asshole in an Acura SUV starts tailgating me
>Does this for a solid 2-3 minutes
>Finally decides to use left lane
>Keep up speed until someone going slow in the left lane is in his way
>SUV slows down to get behind, then around me
>Cuts across two lanes in one go
>Keep up to his speed until someone going slow on the right lane is in his way
>Slows down, gets behind me
>"KA BAND DETECTED"
>Let him pass, he speeds off in anger
>Police car comes flying out of nowhere
>He gets pulled over

I love my radar detector.

Nigga u sound like fuckin Alfred penny worth, voocaroo this shit

>driving to a local sister college near me for a summer class
>need to get into right lane for turn in 1/2 mile or so
>lots of cars in right lane that will also be turning up ahead
>find an opening with plenty of space
>signal for a good 5 secs before merging to make intentions clear
>merge in and lady behind me gets pissy
>starts "tailgating" me if you can call it that in stop and go traffic
>riding my ass hard
>get to a red light
>she creeps closer, peering over hood of car to see how close she can get without tapping me
>look the bitch in the eyes as I pop the car into reverse and start creeping back into her
>she doesn't fuck with me anymore
Why did we give women rights?

Its a funny image and everybody immediately knows to post their war stories. Problem?

Holy fuck I NEED try this

>peering over hood of car to see how close she can get without tapping me
What a whore

>drive mhd tuned bmw
>tailgater on the freeway
>slapstick to sport mode and paddle downshift
>2foot flame from backfire
>tailgater no more

Fuck you now this is gonna be a 250 post thread

>driving my Harley through the twisty's
>fucker in a cavalier starts tailgating
>reach into my pocket and pull out half a dozen lugnuts
>throw them over my shoulder
>hits the windshield
>knocks out the driver
>careens over the edge
>explosions.jpg

>pick up friend that lives in a busier city at around midnight
>approach busy intersection, trying to make right turn on a red light on a one way street
>obviously cannot go bc unsafe and waiting to do so
>some patel behind me in some mid 2000s benz packed full of other sand niggers is impatient and honks at me
>i honk back
>this triggers the patel and it decides to creep up on my bumper
>wait until light turns green then make my turn
>patel decides to tailgate me for a while the tries to fly by me
>anticipated this, left it in second, wait till patel gets to my mirrors, see their passenger window go down. fuck that
>straightpipedyourbitch.wmv
>tfw 1000$ shitbox walked patel's overpriced luxo-barge

>things that never happened

okay well it cracked the shit out of his windshield

So you pulled out when other traffic was coming and you bitch about it?

How about you wait until it's your turn?

>Heading home in my Lincoln ('11 MKS(ho))
>Modded Cobalt SS being asshat.
>In center lane giving zero fucks.
>Cobalt tries for a right side pass when left is empty.
>Nope.webm
>Drop to 3rd and punch it.
>Cobalt is good from 0-60, but 60-120 it can't hang.
>Out run Cobalt easy, drop back to 90, and let bro catch up.
>allofhisrage.gif
>Accelerate from 4th, slow enough to keep bro dawg even.
>Hear Cobalt bro bounce off his governor, pronounced by fart can.
>Bro dawg becomes even more animated, rolls down window and starts yelling louder.
>Accelerate out of 5th because fuck you.
>Let off about 135.
>Pull into rest stop a few miles down the freeway because well hydrated.
>See Cobalt bro when getting back into my car.
>Nod and smile.
>Bro dawg looks down at the ground.

I think there's a dinosaur joke in there somewhere, but I'm too lazy to dance for it.

t.Bmw 320i owner