I'm German and attracted to French cars

I'm German and attracted to French cars.
Am I gay?

no

No. We like French cars too.
>yfw you summoned the Twingo fags

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Nothing wrong with liking some of the sexiest cars ever.

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>this got rejected by Ferrari

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ABSOLUTE MADMAN: the car

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what a mad concept

our C2s were a bit different

i am erect

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Yes you are.
Now come pound my boipucci, please.

what happened here?

are drugs mandatory for french vehicle designers?

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No, but alcohol is involved.
It always is whenever something happens in France, that's how we do things.

no, hitler just didn't gas you.

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>a french car in it's natural habitat
what do they tow the flat bad with?

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>le funny unreliable french car maymay
go away

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do you write clarkson's jokes?

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Wow. This looks sexy. :3

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It looks weird, but
>side pipes
>500hp V12
>actually works unlike most concepts

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>inb4 your mum's dildos have arrived

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wat?

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>not having a Renault spaceship

>tfw no V8 Twingo

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>this entire thread

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If I remember correctly, this thing has an immense amount of grip and holds traction quite well, which in turn probably makes it Mr. Sensible, the car.

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and I'm out of good stuff

Until it does let go, and then you're suddenly facing the way you came and are probably stuck in a wall.

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French cars were brought to this Earth by Satan to convert you

goodspeed froganon

Misato confirmed best girl

>Loosing control of a torqueless 220 bhp French car.

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Tiny wheelbase, mid-engined. You can lose control of an AW11 too, right?

>short wheelbase mid engined car is Mr. Sensible
really makes me think

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>All of these awesome french concept cars
It makes me happy that they exist, and sad that they don'tmake concepts like these anymore.

that's the problem.
Good grip and no torque. So all the punch is on the high end. Which comes sudden and fast when you loose traction.
Same way people spin S2000s.

I got you covered, mate.

Peuugeot especially has a history of building fully-functional one-offs that were never intended to go into production.

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Can't you guys just let me bash French cars in piece? :^)

This one concept has those copper-colored parts made out of, well, copper, and will supposedly oxydize and change into a rusty (copper wise) green. But until then everyone already forgot about it, I bet, lol.

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>Mr. Sensible.

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>whining the same exact shit thread several times a week

Fucking idiot, the FUCK is your problem

Alright, I've posted all the finest pics I have from the Renault folder and I honestly found nothing worthy in the Peugeot one, so let us move to Citroen.

This one model (who's name I never remember) was Citroen's attempt at Group B racing. It performed so porly that they bought back all the cars that they could and destroyed them all, to then pretend that it (the car) never happened.

Sigh, what a waste.

he's german and loves french cars

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>Simca, Panhard and Facel-Vega will NEVER come back
hold my beer, I'm gonna hang myself

French interior are so lovely.

the steering wheel looks completely out of place.
the whole dash is fucked up

The C6's interior is cool as fuck.

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That looks pretty fucking awful desu

>not liking that sweet digidash and HUD

God I miss 80s and 90s French cars

Also the C6 is muh dick tier
>that inward bent rear window
mon bite

I was so disappointed to find out that this doesn't infinitely loop.

This better?

This is what the Accord should have looked like in 2012