Invite stancefag friend to help out putting an engine back together

>> things that never happened but help you validate yourself as a "car enthusiast" with your sub-three thousand dollar shitbox so you post it anyway
>he says as he posts pics on instagram of him at the self service car wash hosing down his "bae" to validate himself as a "car enthusiast" with his sub-three thousand dollar shitbox
You call yourself a real enthusiast BRO??? A REAL car enthusiast respects ALL RIDES YO

Everyone you mongoloid. This is a wrench. A ratchet or ratcheting wrench is not this

You niggers are just absolutely retarded. At shops they just be referred to correctly all the time
> Hey hand me that quarter inch
> I need a 3 8th

Hang on I have a macro for this
>using wrenches for anything but holding nuts while undoing bolts
You really are a no-car.

Goddamnit

>being friends with stance fags
You deserved it.

Knowing what a ratchet is isn't autism.

He owns a shop and very nice cars
Wannabe elitists in shit boxes should be made fun of every opportunity bevause they are straight cancer

People around here call it a socket wrench.

*his dad
Ftfy

>buy metric socket set
>available in 3/8 and 1/4 inch drive only

eurocuck btfo

your metric chuck is whatever 1/4 or 3/8 etc converts to

>knowing what a 3/8" ratchet is
>makes you autistic
NO

LMAO you're just retarded

Incorrect, that's a spanner.

Is the car elitism meme real? I've only seen hating on civic drivers

Not knowing what a ratchet is makes you a retard you stupid cunt..

this confirms my suspicions that Veeky Forums has no idea what its talking about

You can train him OP, you can make him stronger.
You may end up with a faggot who likes stance and bits of your taste, but you may gain. Dare I say. A true friend.

>mfw americans call pin spinners wrenches
>mfw americans call petrol carriages cars
>mfw americans call cobblewalks roads

Pictured: A wrench

>expecting a stancefag to have the first fucking clue about anything except ruining cars

Only yourself to blame, OP.

This, though that could technically include breaker bars and shit whereas a ratchet specifically has, as per its namesake, a ratcheting mechanism for expediting fastener adjustment.

>spanner
>doesn't extend to close a gap nor extend to create one

I can sort of understand calling an adjustable wrench a spanner but not one with a fixed jaw(s), that's just a wrench (so called because it is a tool used for wrenching). Silly 'bongs.

I've known this for a while, Veeky Forums thinks crescent wrenches only strip bolts.

Typical Ford fangoy

>not using flat wrenches in tight areas where a ratchet head doesn't fit

...

stupid cunt. Google Spanner. It's just you Amerifats that call spanners "wrenches"
Pic related. Double open-ended spanner.

Not him but in my part of Murica a spanner is a name given to gigantic wrenches

>Helping buddy pull his 700r4
>Even with our extensions combined it's not long enough
>Ratcheting wrench doesn't clear
>Able to get an eighth of a turn with the wrench before flipping it over and proceeding to unthread it another eighth of a turn

Ended up buying a special extension and a swivel socket for the reinstall.

That's exactly what he was saying...

Nigger it's alphonse, not the rest of Veeky Forums.

you sure are one dumb mother fucker

learn to read fagot

Piss off cunt