> News - Splatoon 2 has been announced and is slated for a release date of Summer 2017! Watch the trailer here: youtube.com/watch?v=qN4w5D2tzME - The Switch will have paid online service - but it will remain free from the Switch's March 3rd launch through Fall 2017. - The Inkling Girl and Inkling Boy are showing up as new characters in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe! They also sport new cars. youtube.com/watch?v=k-2MrYlm-io
Oh shit, that's a good point. Imagine, joy-cons that are decorated with splat decals, or are colored with in-game ink colors. Let this happen, Nintendo.
Carson Gray
>>Octolings extinct there is however a new species of octarian
Kevin Brown
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEY KILLED CALLIE I AM LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW
BOYCOTT NINTENDO UNTIL THEY BRING HER BACK
Wyatt Rogers
I loved everything except the paid online, always liked that nintendo didn't jew us for that basic connectivity like Sony or Microsoft happily screw you for but now the switch has paid online?
That's not going to go down well in japland either.
Levi Lopez
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Luis Robinson
>hub is literally Times Square GEE, YA THINK? Next game we'll be heading on down to San Francisco then after that France.
David Scott
>Captain Cuttlefish isn't dead he was just lost to the zone
Jeremiah Lee
To add to this, keep a look out on the Nintendo youtube channel, they might add new shit that we didnt see in the presentation!
MAYBE EVEN SMASH STUFF?
Jace Wright
not related, but yeah Im glad he is back as well
Samuel Ross
Hope the OST is just as good, if not better.
Andrew Brooks
Watched the reaction to this game being announced on Lythero's stream, what do I need to know going into Splatoon?
Liam Powell
Post stupid fan theories that obviously aren't true.
Marie grieving at very least. Bets are Cap'n dead, possibly also Octavio. After Cap'n dead, they started talking to Octavio about him, telling stories. They became good friends, more Callie than marie. Callie goes rouge to help the octos, both her and Octavio presumed dead.
Brayden Carter
I'm tempted to post a lewd inkling that's overly curvy.
Jack Allen
I like fatasses, but that just doesn't look good tbqh
Tyler Miller
Hyped as fuck, but I'm a bit bummed out we'll lose the bottom screen map and lobby minigames.
Robert Watson
Trailer music was pretty good.
Literally who? Remove e-celebs if that's what that is.
Christopher Garcia
Does someone have the comic where they recruit the inkling by tricking her by saying she needs to be the hero because she's the cutest?
Matthew Watson
Callie's the final boss
Calling it right here, right now
Jordan Ward
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Jeremiah Howard
>annie might have gotten laid by spike Fuck I hope not
Leo Hall
>Marie went into an acting career, and that shot of her was from a ninja movie
If they get enough complaints do you think they might reconsider?
Nathaniel Nguyen
highly unlikely.
Jaxson Myers
I can't believe my eyes.
Nicholas Cox
i hope so but i doubt it. paid online might have been considered months prior and i doubt they'll change just because of some fans complaining
Sebastian Kelly
I can totally believe something like this
Grayson Wright
This is going to make lagging moons even more enraging.
Robert Cox
so >new octarians >an octostomp, but a helicopter >either a galaxy or static in the background also those large orbs behind the octarians seem to have faces on them
Jayden Johnson
>Callie's the final boss NOT FOR HONOR
Josiah Walker
Concept art of Final Boss in story mode
Tyler Thompson
>Cap'n dead >Talks to Octavio for support, learns about them when they where young >Graps always secretly liked octolings, game one was just a ruse to get them some generators and supplies, and re-establish transport routes >Him and Octavio put on a show to mask the truth from anyone asking >Kettle transport system working even after you recover all the zapfish >They have a new means of powering things >Sisters both learn this, Callie seriously shaken up Regardless >Octolings go extinct >Callie can't handle the loss of Cap'n and the fact they where too late to help the octolings >Goes rouge >Marie and Octavio are left fighting against an insane Callie who's trying to overthrow the land and genocide the squids, Marie, and especially Octavio, knows they're really the bad guys in this case, but have to fight anyway
Julian Hernandez
>voice chat FUCK
Brandon Ross
Literally retarded.
Kevin Torres
I know this isn't related but you're all smart people and I love and respect you so, do you think Switch will get a nintendogs?
>Touchscreen >Ad-hoc >Powerful (for a mobile console)
Joseph Russell
>all these edgy cunts jumping on the Callie is an evil mastermind train Do you all know what anti-hype is?
Hunter White
Think we'll see some heavy nerfs?
Chase Anderson
You can disable it I'm sure
Sebastian Thompson
>voice chat I don't want you to hear my voice ;_;
Jack Mitchell
I'd be happy if I can at least somehow tell Nintendo "I'm only buying the online stuff for splatoon, nothing else, so you better fucking spend it on splatoon"
I BLAME ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WHO VOTED FOR MARIE!
Callie is kill now and it's all your fault. Give me back my waifu!!!!
Julian Richardson
Disabling chat in an online game puts you at a disadvantage. You don't want to be at a disadvantage. But you won't learn moonspeak that fast either.
Jaxson Jenkins
Source?
Austin Brooks
I better be able to pop off blaster shots while swimming. Then I can be the ultimate asshole.
Carter Baker
gross
Logan Jenkins
To think of it I want a transparent blue switch like pic related more than anything. At very least two blue joycons, or a blue switch itself.
Jason Ross
it says voice chat app, so i'm assuming it is going to be like wii u chat or something among those lines, though i am unsure pretty sure wii u did and 3ds definitely does, so no reason not to include it on switch
Nathan Ward
FUCK
well Kimishima IS a business man...
Leo Thomas
99% of Japanese know really basic english like OH NO and NAISU which is all you really need if you think about it
Zachary Cooper
> Subscribers will get to download and play a Nintendo Entertainment Systemâ„¢ (NES) or Super Nintendo Entertainment Systemâ„¢ (Super NES) game (with newly-added online play) for free for a month.
I was hoping they would do a Netflix-like thing and give subscribers unlimited access to their virtual console library, at least.
Dylan Turner
Literally mini-Inkzooka, what not to love? I'm sure Dynadong still has a wide spray, or it'll be literally useless.
David Jackson
they better remove that god damn dynamo
Angel Gomez
so we are going to have one of these before summer right???
Jace Brown
I think the thing on Marie's head might just be a new sushi hat.
Bentley Smith
>last splatfest was actually canon and Callie became evil out of sheer saltiness LOOK WHAT YOU DID
Benjamin Smith
We were vastly out numbered that weekend and won.
It was not our numbers that killed Calie user, no my dear user it was your lack of skill.
Ayden Ramirez
Yeah, that's kind of a shitty bonus considering what you get from Microsoft and Sony. >with newly-added online play Oh shit!!!
Cameron Miller
more than likely
Matthew Howard
CRASHING THIS GAME
Mason Garcia
Of course.There is a lot of new research to share
Jayden Anderson
Literally
Elijah King
I just noticed the hub. Weapons!!!
Andrew Richardson
Look at the lobbies now. Count the number of japanese players and compare them with everyone else. Realise those xenophobic shut-ins won't ever speak engrish for the one filthy gaijin in the lobby, and you'll be stuck blind regardless of whether you chat or not.
Ian Thomas
those are big guns
Xavier Jenkins
Not really a fan, but I'm glad a staple's making a comeback.
Isaac Evans
Callie joins the Octolings Marie stays true to the Inklings
Penultimate boss is Callie, final boss is Callie and Marie (reconciled) against some new unknown threat.
Joseph Ramirez
>Monthly game download If this gives us a free game of our choice every month it might be worth even a larger fee. Add a new game every month, by the end of the year you have the years top 12 games.
Lucas Phillips
for her
Sebastian Cooper
OH NO
Andrew Cook
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Nathan Moore
>overwatch.webm
Jose Garcia
The new seekers look like curling stones.
Hudson Morales
>paid online
Fuck you Nintendo you goddamn kikes you've doomed the game, squibs aren't going to be able to afford to play and now you'll never have that "sit down and play Splatoon again for a few rounds" feeling after taking a break for a while because you'll have to goddamn RESUBSCRIBE
Carson Bennett
For you
Lucas Lewis
You only get that game for that month.
Ryan Walker
goodnight callie i love you nintendo please show her soon
Aaron Myers
Requesting ink railingwebm
Anthony Wright
>crane and a tortoise in Booyah Base >crane and the tortoise is a story about the tortoise falling to her death because she didn't listen to the crane's advice