AGDQ (Awesome Games Done Quick) is the main focus for now. This is a week-long speedrunning event for the thank fucking god it's almost over holy shit Currently: God just kill this event Next: No idea
Useful speedrunning links: speedrun.com/ - Has most, if not all records of runners doing certain games. Many runs have a recording so you can learn what the runners have done.
tasvideos.org/ - Tool-assisted speedruns. Shows how a game can be run in optimal conditions. These videos are usually useful for learning routes and certain techniques.
>not making the OP about the biggest burn of the entire event. reeee
David Bailey
wait what the fuck happened that someone said to go jump in front of a shuttle
Joshua Murphy
The last day has really redeemed this gdq
Dominic Brooks
stand in front of the memes
Dylan Adams
Let's all give a round of applause for Mike. The real winner of this event for conning 2 Mil bucks right into his "sick recovery" fund.
Andrew Baker
Autist sperged out when he heard Waaah one too many times
Christian Mitchell
has it? what's happened?
Christian Foster
MECH UYAMA IS COMING FOR THAT ASS
Colton Hughes
Hey, so I don't come to these threads ever, but I make a good amount of money and kind of watched what just happened. I've heard about all the faggotry that GDQ makes people put up with, so I had an idea to take all of the banned/unwanted/"not welcome" from GDQ events and set up a separate, almost parody event to generate money for Autism Speaks. There'd be a bunch of games that normally can't be shown at an event, like Senran Kagura and Akiba's Trip and Leisure Suit Lary and Custer's Revenge and shit like that. And...I guess normal games too, if that's wanted.
Would anyone here be interested? I'm serious please don't just post (you)s
Charles Smith
NOOOOOOO PLZ NOT HER
Samuel Flores
nobody wants to kill autism though
Josiah Gray
can you make my ex love me again
Cameron Cruz
The crowd was chanting Waluigi WAAAAAAAAAH and one of the commentators sperged out and said something along the line of "None of you fucks are funny, why don't you go back to Auschwiz and do society a favor"
Gabriel Baker
wait wait wait what
Christopher Foster
I would be down. I suck though
Jaxon Nelson
autism speaks is actually a really shitty organization that abuse retarded kids.
James Carter
>not dildos for africa lame
that would be cool though
Caleb Walker
She sounds like tween male on helium
Thomas Murphy
can you get me something that will stop me from crying myself to sleep every night because i am an awful excuse for a human being and my birth was a mistake
Lincoln Jones
The crowd was braying the Waluigi wahhhhh constantly, despite one of the runners motioning for them to stop. cfb told them that if they wanted to cure cancer they should jump in front of a bus.
Isaac Perez
That would be awesome. If you have the vision and drive to make it happen, it would be great. Never as big as GDQ, but it would certainly fill a niche.
cfb told the autists in the crowd that if they want to prevent cancer they should stand in front of the shuttles out front that come every hour
Charles Morales
That donation ticker is not stopping, we are fucking doing it lads!
Justin Morales
webm or it didn't happened
Isaac Jenkins
>Your idea
We were literally talking about this a few threads ago, minus the autism speaks part.
But while Autism Speaks would be lulzy, the money should go to a charity that's not a scam.
Ethan Lee
what a god
how banned is he
Noah Smith
the dark souls 3 runner distortion2 doesnt do gdq cause he says he can't control his language, im sure there are many more like that too. would be awesome
Zachary Richardson
...
Wyatt Bell
How? Distortion is pretty damn tame. I watch his stream all the time.
Connor Long
geez look at that ticker fly
Ian Morales
...
Jackson Lewis
ding dong bannu'd
Brandon Richardson
I'll find another charity then. There's tons out there. We can do something sort of good while we piss off everyone at GDQ.
Who cares? I'm thinking of calling it "DQ'd From GDQ"
I have the vision, and I got a friend that's pretty close to the speed running community who (might) help me out. He used to run MMZ 3 or something.
There was that Windwaker player today who kept saying things too.
For all of you interested, I'm happy to take advice/suggestions. I'll tripfag myself with a few more (you)s
Bentley Jackson
They didn't even wait until the end of the run.
Jace Gray
>1,999,XXX
Jayden Moore
who was the girl doing donations for the WWHD run?
Nolan Nguyen
he drops f bombs and what not often enough, saying it once gets you kicked from gdq
Jacob Gutierrez
oh hey it's uyama
he doesn't look very sick
Joshua Ward
oh hey mike
Brandon Rivera
That's it? In all honesty he's probably the most family friendly stream I know on Twitch that doesn't go into full sellout/nazi mode.
Jason Martin
ugh jewyama. 2m straight into his bank account
David Robinson
the idea is cute but making an event dedicated solely to "shit that's banned at GDQ" will kinda automatically discredit it and people would be afraid of going because they might get blacklisted for future GDQ events.
Isaac Rodriguez
>ears ded fucking RIP me
t.headphone user
Christian Martin
>DQ'd From GDQ
Alt name: Banned Games Done Quick
Jason Long
get my what ready?
Jace Wright
censorship is some gay shit
Ethan Cooper
Uh, you know it's verifiable public information where the GDQ money goes, right?
Adrian Myers
oh hey it's megalovania for the 5th time
when's the fucking run tho
Ayden Kelly
so how the fuck do you speedrun undertale
Brandon Kelly
with determination :^)
Jacob Hall
How do you speedrun literally any game
Landon Parker
Hm, that's very true. And alarming. I'm not sure how many of the speedrun community comes to these threads, but I figure I'll occasionally post things here to see if interest staves or wanes.
I think Games Done Quick might be a registered trademark, but the acronym can't possibly be.
Aaron Moore
You do a normal playthrough but you don't talk to anyone you don't have to There's no skips, no move tech, nothing
Great final run right? :^)
Nathan Bell
you don't, it's just a let's play
John Ross
Donate to NRA.
Ryan Phillips
He probably should've said a SiIvagunner joke, might have gotten away with it. "This joke isn't funny, shoot yourself with a Coconut Gun."
Connor Gray
you skip the dialogue
Jacob Butler
Ok, can somebody explain why were those retards doing a Waluigi impression if the race was Metroid?
Hunter Sanders
its more random that way xD
John Thomas
what did cfb do
Luke Rivera
There's no reason other than it being a meme. The first time I heard it at a GDQ was a protomagical tranny run where it kept doing that during its shitty run of Super Mario Land 1.
First of all, it's a charity for preventing prison rape. Second off, >just
Just tossing it around.
Anyone got a list of banned runners?
Kayden Bell
It'll go to GDQ first so it's on record where the money went THEN they'll give a chuck of it back out as a "Thank you for having us again GDQ" That's where Uyama is getting his money or so I hear.
Prison rape happens in prison and it's mostly niggers who go to prison, so no point. Donate to NRA or any other gun-promoting charity, seriously.
Connor Cook
Are there even enough nonVN games "banned" from GDQ to fill up a whole week?
If you're seriously thinking of doing this, it should just be a weekend to start, then add days as interests increased.
Hudson Davis
>Donate to NRA or any other gun-promoting charity
Lol
Jayden Mitchell
I think one of the problems with a larger organization like that, that takes tons of donations and has a reputation to maintain, probably doesn't want to accept money off of a bunch of hateful, spiteful autists.
There are plenty of good charities out there.
Namefagging for now. Taking suggestions and advice for potential "Banned from GDQ" event, anything is welcome.
I'm beginning to think that might not be an awful idea.
Jose Miller
So wait, people donated against the genocide run of this shitty game? Why? Isn't genocide the only challenging way to run undertale?
Ryder Jones
No, it'd definitely be just a weekend first, and most likely somewhere near San Francisco/Silicon Valley (where I live)
Cameron Johnson
I don't think so. There was a donation incentive to do the genocide boss on top of this run.
Sebastian Kelly
>Namefagging
At least get a trip, you done faggot.
Grayson Russell
fine
Lucas Powell
jesus christ I get timed out for 600 seconds for saying "retarded"? Is this a meme?
Jordan Edwards
i'm actually pretty nearby. I don't run any DING DONG BANNU games but I can be pretty problematic in the spirit of the event.
Hunter Ward
why did undertale get so popular
Tyler Sullivan
Memes and anyones shit computer can run it.
Logan Harris
tumblr.com
Anthony Walker
I D K is everything a meme or nothing a meme it's 2017 the rules have changed
William Fisher
1) it's actually good 2) it was boosted by fans of his other web content
Robert Jackson
It's not an awful idea at all and it will most likely filter out all the degenerate faggots and trannies because most of them are anti-gun.
Ryder Smith
you don't even fucking know yet, just wait. you'll see.
Brody Martinez
It's actually a pretty good game.
Camden Mitchell
do you have a twitter or some way we can centralize news about the event if you start doing it seriously
Austin Mitchell
i'm not from this general, but siglemic is cute (no homo)
Jacob Moore
How much of this money is really going to helping people?
Carter Ross
>killing sans is losing ffs I hate Undertale fans
Michael Lopez
I don't want people just yelling out "GAS THE KIKES" or anything like that, I just want something that doesn't ban people for talking like normal people do.
How about the ACLU? They'd be happy to make money from a bunch of people who are sick of getting banned for typing.
No, but I can easily make one. I don't think it's necessary yet, but I'm going to try to hang out in these threads as much as possible from now on to see if we can keep the interest up.
Nicholas Hernandez
>no SM64 (the greatest speed game ever) runs this year >but 10 hours of Undermeme