/elyg/ - Elysium General

Who is in charge of making these alliance guilds? The names are so fucking bad

The people who voted for the name

Ah classic cuckbrain.

Blizzbull semen will fix you

>23 Elemental water
>1.4 levels
>218 Enchanted Water

this is way comfier than getting ganked over and over again

>hurrr durr I'm retarded and don't understand how private servers work.

you WILL be taken down its ILLEGAL

>pupper pals in op

its literally a fucking normie guild that advertises in general. get that garbage out of there

wtf is this zeth'kur bullshit, can somebody explain?

its over

Elysium is FINISHED

Containment server for aspies

Call me a fucking retard, I deserve it. But.

Does sitting down increase health/manga recovery?

new Veeky Forums guild. Over 300 members so far. Join up so you don't have to suck officer toes over at Salty Dogs.

Queueu alivement server for Elysium, cuck filter for casuals who cant compete.

no

Does anyone know the name of the addon that shows all of your character stats on the char sheet? healing, shadow damage and all of that stuff

Playing on Elysium, holy shit i can't find mining nodes at all. I fucking need my goddamn engineering because i'm a faggot fucking paladin. FUCK.

>sitting in org
>randomly invited
>figure what the fuck and accept
>like 10 other people join at the same time complaining about mass invites
>people spamming thunderfury and anal memes
>gquit

Put it back on the fucking shelf when you're done reading it and you won't have to recover it

No, but sitting around a campfire is a good way to make nice with players on the other faction.

In my experience, everyone loves sitting around a campfire.

this is literally a mass invite guild...

What about sitting on a dick?

>STV
>see a group of horde wiping on bag'thera
>help them out a lot
>the two surviving ones kill me afterwards
>mfw

I'm about to reroll to Zeth'kur.
>0-4 horde warlock
>5-9 ally mage

You deserved it.

>. Over 300 members so far. Join up so you don't have to suck officer toes over at Salty Dogs.
comfy server without fighting for mobs

>helping out the other faction
>being surprised when they betray you

pls

>you think you do, but you don't

fuck you blizzard, I haven't even jacked off in 3 days

>play on nost
>fall behind the curve because casual baby
>"fuck this i'll just wait for a fresh start"
>play on kronos 1
>fall behind the curve because casual baby, server dies
>"fuck this i'll just wait for a fresh start"
>play on kronos 2 after nost shut down
>fall behind the curve because casual baby, server dies
>"fuck this i'll just wait for a fresh start"
>play on elysium
>fall behind the curve because casual baby, server dies then gets merged with nost anyway
>"fuck this i'll just wait for a fresh start"
>play on fresh elysium pvp realm
>fall behind the curve because casual baby, 60s after less than a week and guilds already progressing into pre-bis content and mc/ony and can kill lowbies with literally no one to stop them
>"fuck this i'll just wait for a fresh start"
>play on zethcuck
>"SURELY THIS TIME, THIS WILL BE MY CHANCE TO STAND ON AN EVEN PLAYING FIELD, I DON'T WANT TO GET GANKED BY OVERGEARED FAGGOTS!"
>crestfall release on the horizon
>meanwhile old nost is still going and all the new servers cut down on the active number of chinese by a large margin

thanks bros, enjoy your over population and 8 months of mc/ony for shit gear unless youre the 1 in 10,000 warriors to get one of the first BREs

same man

>play on fresh elysium pvp realm
>fall behind the curve because casual baby, 60s after less than a week and guilds already progressing into pre-bis content and mc/ony and can kill lowbies with literally no one to stop them
>suffer through it anyway
>find a raiding guild because more are forming and recruiting all the time
>get prebis
>enjoy getting T1

Fuck it I'm re-rolling on Anathema.

whats the highest level on Freshest right now?

wow, me too and before jumping on this server i did it daily. What the hell is that phenomenon?

who cares lol

>48,000 concurrent players
TOP
KEK

>fall behind the curve
>week fucking one
You are a special sort of retard.

Wow lowers your test

BLizzbulls really cucked those privatefags lol

>thinking youre going to be in the top 1% percentile of people on the server because youre some literally who faggot who started with 10k others on the first day

see you on crestfall fresh start in 5 months m8

Do you need to be in the top 1% percentile?

some people can't play 19 hours a day like autisticdriver can

What is the tankiest tank pet I can use? Is it turtle? Owl using screech? Boar?

>some people can't play 19 hours a day
Seems like you need to play at least 16 a day to stay ahead of the pack.

>pvpfags
>pvp servers

Never again.

Private servers for pvp bring out all the fucking retards and the people that do nothing but kill low lvls all day.

Are there any working fishing bots for this version? After leveling fishing so many times I don't want to do that fucking shit manually again

hi

Half the fun of ganking low levels comes from the thought that there's an autistic gay baby like you on the other end of the screen. Get blown the fuck out kiddo.

horde cucks pls kys ty

Ely getting shitdown in 2 weeks RIP

>being this much of a carebear

enjoy your dead server of crybaby, RPing raidloggers, i guess

the only thing vanilla has going for it is world pvp

and dont for one moment bring up "muh community" because you and i as well as everyone else know all a pve hero drag0nslayur shitter like you does is circlejerk among his core raider group of 40 people

why are there so many anglos on elysium?

youtube.com/watch?v=CFvZ4TwfpHU

>trusting Russians
If they won't fuck up with coding somehow, they will fuck up by outright scamming you. I'm very hesitant to continue playing, because I have a strong gut feeling that Elysium will go down in couple of months. The only think Russian devs shown so far was utter incompetence.

This 100%. It's what I live for.

HOLY SHIT
FISHING CONTEST TODAY
HOW DO I WIN TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT PLEASE

yes we get it crabs sucks, also you potted at the end lol

So, how does a resto speced shaman make money?

that's actually quite pathetic

herbing

So what's the difference between Zeth'Bull and Elysium Fresh except server pop?

He said, while posting in a private server thread, with a poised look

Legion barely sees more numbers than that concurrent.

One started last week.

heal dungeons for money

elysium fresh is already a week old so you shouldnt roll there because any sensible person knows that you're just going to get ganked by over leveled over geared meanies

roll on fresh bull right now; don't leave it until tomorrow, though, because then you're going to have to wait for Crestfall for another even playing field

Are you literally retarded?

you cannot win
the pre-chosen winner is the guildmaster of nackel

Who /Raid logging on Anathema while leveling on Elysium/ here?

Best of both worlds.

fuck off ricky

Nope.

getting doublecucked lol

Elysium has flooded zones from L20-45ish.

Zeth'Cuck has less people in general and (slightly less) flooded zones from L10-25ish.

I'm going Elysium in spite of the suffering because at least there's a decent chance I'll find a guild that raids at a good time for me then.

horde are literall niggers.

Does anyone know if ZZukBot is any good?

>"muh community"
Ah, I also love this meme. So far I've seen nothing but Redditors and 12 years old "I'm from 4chin xD" types, is this truly the power of vanilla?

Do you get anything good if you don't win?

which guild are the kronos nihilum bros in?

yee

I am!

Leveling a warrior this time though. Hunters have such a raw deal when it comes to raiding. Most guilds don't want you, and the few that do inevitably have way more hunters than they should anyway.

crabberson (the only not gay one) is in salty dogs, the rest are in pupper pals on freshfresh

db.vanillagaming.org/?quest=8193

ADDONS?
caps
what addons?

this was absolutely the most fucking scariest shit i ever seen in vanilla

>rolling or continuing to roll on any of these servers after the devs have confirmed to be phasing out nost-core

Why? Do you not remember what happened with Elysium? They raved about their new "Anathema" core all the way up until initial release, then literally just released fucking stock mangos with the same standard bugs mangos has. On "Anathema" core everything post level 50 was broken and half of the spells in the game didn't work. This all by the same devs who did Valk, which was stuck on BWL for literally 8 fucking years with no AQ.

Old Nost is now literally never getting AQ and all the fresh servers will dwindle and die the same way, if they even manage to make it to BWL without falling apart.

Kill horde if you are men.

>everything about this post
end your life

as in the zeth'kur server?

So just money if you're not the first?

I remember in vanilla I played for like a month or two on a relatively empty server and I got some fishing hat and shit from somewhere, any ideas where that was from?

The bag addon? "Onebag"

that fucking flying swimming dinosaur already did

db.vanillagaming.org/?item=19972
Ultimate 19 twink headgear.

So ...what is nost doing against Elysium now? Begging for their source code back?