/ss13g/ couples edition

I am none of those

then who
they are the successful waifuers

You forgot to make the link for the last thread.

>Implying I want the same attention those guys get

Probe, can traders use the stuff from their supply vend, or is it ONLY for selling?

Dont worry i will shitpost lewdly about you eventually.

How mad would you all be if this shit song was played while we all ready up:

youtube.com/watch?v=8mlf4FD5EFE

Slightly perturbed.

I've had lobby music muted for years. Literally wouldn't notice

Who is this?

>Tfw I played TinierMe back in the day.

I think it's Maria Faust.

You're gonna have to learn to share.

I want to share the outpost with Rina!

>tfw you will never be part of Mitchel or Viktor their bomb making harem

Almost forgot about this one

>extended

THANKS ADMINS GOOD BUS HAHAHAHAH

That ghetto bar looked really nifty.

>Nello actually was a crossdressing cuteboy all along
O-oh.

>Regular metal chairs
>Not teal comfy seats to go with the lighting

4/10

Eh, extended can be fun user, just have to use the most of your time to enjoy it.

Typically, autism projects always work out well, and the bus tend to be better, this one was slightly weaker, but still good. Let the autists get their shift in peace where they can build rusts and ultra high quality builds, we don't always need blobs or nuke ops.

I agree, its just sec gets much more painful when its shitter safari and there are 20 all access ID's floating around

I was the MoMMi, I forgot I was just starting to build the bar when I had to go run an errand and ended up coming back to them actually putting effort into it.
They did a really nice job.

Litteraly this image.

That's why you get science to print you AEG kits and plasma weaponry, so despite being the stations tard wranglers you can atleast be the most stylish and technologically advanced tard wranglers. Bonus points if you fully husk a retard who attacks you with the heavy plasma rifle, that thing does 50 damage, great for killing people, shame its never used.

Woah, you psoted it before I could even stitch them together. Thanks, man, hope you enjoyed it.

No problems. I just use a program that autoscrolls and captures the whole window.
News are always interesting to read and yours are great.

What's the silliest pill name you can think of?

le hot meme pill

because space is wide and good friend are too few

(0) pill

someone posted a log of every pill name, one was some thing "i cant fucking do it anymore, i just miss her, i want to see her again" and it was something like 50u mercury

Floor pill pill

Superpowers with 50 unstable mutagen
LSD with spirit breaker or mind breaker
Bittersweet with 25 sugar and 25 acid
Clown aplication with 50 mercury because clowns naturally have brain damage and it allows them to shitpost with things like the syndicate grafiti
Blessings of Honkmother with 50 banana juice, because clowns are healed with that shit a lot.

>because clowns are healed with that shit a lot.
what

Its true, clowns get natural healing from banana juice.

What's this voodoo!

Clowns treat banana juice as Doctor's Delight. It's magic.

Someone needs to add two cryotuves into the security medbay. One has sprinkles in it by default, and the other had banana juice in it.

When will there be a ghetto surgery exclusive operation to sew people's mouths shut?

WYCI

Mindbreaker actually IS LSD
Acid is sour, not bitter
Clowns naturally have clumsy, not brain damage

my body is on the asteroi

it's lings

This would be great.
>be an antag clown
>person tries to rat you out
>catch them
>sew their mouths shut
>cut off a hand
>cut off their legs
>glue a horn to their remaining hand
>put them on a MULE
>send them to security as a warning

probably wouldnt be that hard to code desu

Yeah, I said LSD because I knew one of them had it
Soursweet, bittersweet, mostly the same
They have both, trust me, scanned enough clowns as medical to know they have brain damage as a job trait

>tfw you consider yourself Owen's first apprentice
he taught me everything I knew.

too bad I almost never get tator these days, the last time I did he had already set up the system so I was able to make 5 max cap bombs in 30 seconds.
I destroyed meta station in several seconds but accidentally gibbed myself

so now that i know about in canister reactions, is my next step in bombing so just learn proper ratios and temperatures?

I added a girl on steam from here months ago, we watched a few anime but we haven't messaged each other in like 2 months, I'm not sure what wrong or if we are both just busy. I feel bad, I don't want them to think in blanking them.

You forgot
>set up camera computer in lair
>plant C4 on a long timer to the guy
>send to security
>they try to remove the bomb as the victim is desperately honking
>set off pacid smokebomb that you implanted into the guy

>hide multiple bombs on the same frequency all over the station
>mousetrap+signaller in backpack
>superglue horn to hand so noone can steal it
>get arrested for clowning
>boom
>honk

How do mousetrap assemblies work? Do they get triggered when someone opens the bag, or when they take the item?

If you put it in a bag they get triggered when you open the bag.
Do not forget to set the mouse trap though

>set up voice activated bomb with the key phrase being "Butt butt"
>put it in bag with a turned on radio
>create a buttbot
>put it next to a radio

Reminder that anime is fucking cancer and all anime references and hairstyles should be purged from the server along with people who play as anime characters or "waifus".

Nia hair best hair

does phoenix wright count as anime
the justice and edgeworth hairs are the best in the game dess

You can do a pr to remove waifu hair any time you want user.

You dont because you dont want to.

Whenever i see someone with a weird hair colour i know they are either a fucking shitter or a fucking shitter pretending to be a cute anime grill and failing miserable (then again, these people never had contact with non-related women so its understandable at some degree)

Top 3 hairstyles?

1: Nia
2: Ponytail 6
3: Bedhead

Yes, and no. Because, the game itself is of viydia origin, but it does have an anime based around it so. The, jury's still out.

Bedhead 2
Slicked back
Bald

>Dunsel goes in a rampage in a mech
>kills shitloads of people
>mech destroyed
>he just runs out and sits down on the shuttle
>security ignores him

The only one that is decent is mentalist

>dunsel accumulates 0 blood all shift, completes zero objectives, then unscrews windows on escape shuttle when it's halway to centcom
AMAZING

then ahelp he get antag banned you shitters

1. Bald
2. Short
3. Mentalist

MECHS ARE ROGUE, SOMEBODY BLOW THE BORGS

>Bedhead 2
best taste

>objectives
Suicide yourself

i didnt know who was in the mech before it was destroyed

plus the whole shuttle was pitch black for a bit, that didnt help for identifying people

>just abandoning the mech once it is destroying

C U T
U
T

Going for greentext isn't mandatory as antag.
You can pretty much do whatever, unless it's a team antag round.

>anime is cancer
Yet here you are posting on Veeky Forums of all places.

What's the difference between regular and advanced lazarus injector?

Gee willickers, where else am I going to discuss the Veeky Forums ss13 server?

>Doing comfy xenobotany all shift
>Start getting bugged irl
>Come back from afk
>Comms are down
>Another scientist turns up on the roid and eyeflashes me
>Punches me once
>Leaves
>Go into the xenoarch airlock area
>A changling horror starts busting through a window
>Go back to the station
>A mech is killing everyone
>JUST

one is standard

fourms
discord
ooc

Mentalist
Mentalist
Mentalist
Honorable mention to bald

>tfw fighting the horror form ling with our drills and Proto-kinetic Accelerator with my fellow miner
That was fucking fun, you were a great ling by the way! The way you fucked up cargo was amazing.

>mfw borer and I space horror form ling and save the crew from shuttle valids

Post your ckey and others rate you

I'll start: This meme exists purely to bully the mentally unwell or not perfect people from the server. Some use ss13 as escapism, who are you to dictate who can and can't play? The admins need to stop being internet psychologists and trying to "help" others.

What are the effects of advanced lazarus injector compared to standard one?

Well to be fair he did make a gygax to attack everyone in, though he failed badly with that,

2temperatebratwurst

Justsumguy

that horror ling opening up the pod enroute to centcomm..... fuck

>grey goes toe to toe with the horror form with a dinky sword
>doesn't die but cleaves the most out the fuck horror ling
>Why didn't i die?

10/10, too bad I didn't have my plague hunter outfit.