Dota 2 General - /d2g/

I did it /d2g/.

All wins on Dotabuff profile page.

I did proceeded to lose next game.

It's not region lock. It just tries to match you up with people that are geographically close to you in your team. NA East wins, Balkans and Scandinavia lose.
Nobody can redpill you on the Dota 3 meta though, it's all up in the air tbqh.

>broodmother
>antimage
>storm spirit
>jungle lifestealer that's building a hand of midas
>There's still no concede button in dota 2

Now now

there is no meta. its just a big experiment and a clusterfuck of a bunch of new random ideas and gimmicks they had. sit back and relax until they fix the piece of shit, if they ever do. for some reason icefrog never gets rid of new big game changing gimmicks like the shrines or the scan.

who excited for Dotapit

wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Dota_Pit_League/Season_5

>People who don't go Euls on Omni

Embarrassing

why is that maiden turning me on so bad even though her teeth are jacked. more of this russian slag pls

>millions of active while NA has barely 10k players
>got baited by 3,000 complain thread on plebbit
>now -300k players in 6hours

I don't even know why I even attempt to play support, I've noticed 90% of my carries are players who play a game once per week, doesn't read the patch notes and plays like its 6.86 and "weirdly" has a ultra high winrate on a single region.

you've been watching too much blacked porn

>non-humans matter

dead

Did EE get low priority and stop streaming?

How are nu'vi doing?

>less than one post per minute

And here I thought the dedposting was just a meme... RIP

Hey I need some S4 images, i accidentally deleted my folder

Deadposting is a /lolg/ raid.

>last interesting TI was 3
>matchmaking is awful and unmotivating since mmr is a meaningless number with no rewards in game or achievements
>this general went to shit 2 years ago
>dota is dying fast

Rip in piss dotards

Loli Arcana when?

Don't see how lolfags can stop dotards from posting by raiding.

they haven't yet played an official and i don't think they've done a meaningful amount of practice yet since dendi and general were doing wesg

What if we could make money alongside valve from this game?

>singsing spent more time in low prio today than playing ranked
Quality system there

>>matchmaking is awful and unmotivating since mmr is a meaningless number with no rewards in game or achievements

Is this bait? I'll bite anyway.

Gaining mmr and playing at higher levels in rewarding itself.

T. calibrated at 1534 in Oct 2014, 641 ranked games later at 59.13% = 4321 and the quality of games is so much better than playing with the shitters.

Report him back to low priority.

Is he retarded? it's not like Single Draft is a different game

Not surprised, he's insufferable, would report at first sight.

>Hating on SingSing aka. Our Guy

Sumail told us the truth 2 years ago.
Why do you still play this game?

>caring what some terrorist thinks

lul

I love to waste time.

kill yourself

I only play this game to ruin 9 player's day

...

But that's wrong. Nothing good ever comes out of wasting time.

i mean if you play 10 hours a day
i play a few matches every few days and its fun

who's this cutie?

So you guys are saying this guy belongs outside low priority and on a pro team?

It's not.
Having 6k+ means you have no goals in game anymore, the quality of your games will only get worse since more 4k shitters like you will get matched with high mmr players.
There is no endgame for players who are not underage for esport fantasies. Veterans have no fun to play solo ranked at high mmr, stale pool makes no sense and is awfully boring.

Ranked must be changed to a system with seasons, now it is the same garbage mess since 2011 and full of boosted accounts and other shit.

Even in Dota 1 we had leagues like iccup and western analogues with seasons because it's the only sane solution and it works great. Dota 2 is not even remotely like that, it has the most garbage and amateur ranked I've ever seen in video games.
It's just awful and is only playable with friends for fun.

Our Guy

>3 consectutive games with not a SINGLE spanish speaker on my team
holy shit its actually happened, dota is saved I cant believe it

Im going to buy the next goypendium and lots of levels just because of this

Nothing good ever comes out of doing hard drugs either
That doesnt stop druggies tho

Fucking bullshit hero jesus christ

And people complain about Monkey Meme

How is tree bullshit?

>last interesting TI was 3
literally the only people who say this either never watched TI3 or only saw the finals. TI3 was -literally- avoid all fights: the meta. and had more one sided stomps than any TI since TI1

Both TI5 and TI6 were far better overall. TI3 only gets remembered well because the finals went to 5 games with an exciting ending with two storied teams

Druggies are human waste and criminals. Are you human waste?

TI3 grand finals were shit as well, just two teams seeing who can choke harder

I have literally nothing else to do all the time. Its either dota or looking at wall everyday

>literally the only pro that hasn't encouraged us to play the game
>doesn't care about having fans either
>dendi tells us to spend all our time playing dota instead
Is he right or is dendi right?

>Third day in a row that Sing get LP because of sore loser

LMAO VALVE

WANT MORE PLAYER ? YOU KNOW WHAT TO FIX NEXT

>singsing is only 5.7k

puts things into perspective

Why can't sing find people he's compatible with to play with

>only

>people keep mass reporting any pros they get matched with
>Valve will be forced to fix the broken system
reddit saving dota again while you losers just shitpost lmao, why haven't you migrated to good4chan yet?

>this guy doesn't deserve permanent low priority

He literally doesn't

>Listening to the advice of a underaged shitskin
>Listening to the advice of an autistic slav
Your first concern should be getting gud at life if you're honestly considering the advice of the mentally impaired

Quality reporting system valve, literally LoL tier

>YOU KNOW WHAT TO FIX NEXT
how to get people to spend more on hats?

I've only come across one confirmed d2g poster that was actually 5k. I seriously doubt you're 6k+, bro.

MMGA

Make Matchmaking Great Again

wtf i love singsing now

>w33 also got lowprio
nice report system Valve

isn't sings solo mmr above 6k? I remember somewhere in 2016 he was def higher MMR than EE

Soe is beautiful and I love her.

I bet you eat fast food and drink coffee and sit on your ass all day and pretend like you're above an investment banker who does coke all day and makes seven figures.
I bet you're a third worlder who is apologetic for his shitskin too.

that's party meme you dumb nigger

>every single one of my games have been decent to good with no perus

can't remember the last time this game had good matchmaking

Its ~7.4k i think, 5.5k is his party

remember the lgd scandal?
lol

No fuck you lol

Valve, fucking fix this shit. Singsing has done absolutely nothing aside from picking certain heroes.

One of the stacks he was playing against got mad at him for last picking Meepo and they all reported him. Now he most likely got reported again for playing Monkey King.

This system is completely broken. Enemies should not be able to report just because they lost.

AH GRILL LOL

I stopped playing in september and and came back now. What was the biggest/funniest drama that happened while I was gone?

:----D
xd

puppey

there was or wasn't a conflict of interest with lgd

>/pol/tard hick wakes up and starts spamming
>thread quality nosedives
Power of the white race.

the reason why sing keeps getting lpq is because his account is marked, now in only takes like half the reports to land him in lpq

Just fucking remove LPQ for reports and use it for people who leave games. Then you can use muting for bad boys.

so now that axxx has been proven shit can we just move on without anymore "women can totally play pro!" memes.

clearly its not because he gets mass reported by enemies for shitting on their 5k pride

>be 7k player
>stack with 4k shitheads so you maintain forced 50
>ruin 5k games

I would understand on NA servers since the games are already fucked MMR wise but in EU theres really no excuse

how bad was it?

>Meanwhile at Europe

>rEEtard keeps getting low prio too even though he's on a winning streak
>people try to shift the blame away from valves shitty new reddit influenced system by saying its because he smurfs
>his fucking smurf is high 6k and his main account is unplayable thanks to queue times

Are frail supports even worth playing anymore? Heroes like witch doctor, ancient apparition and certain other ones seem really weak right now. It seems you want supports that scale hard with gold now.

I love playing ancient apparition but like most fucking supports, he is garbage right now because he is frail and can't fight early.

Like what are THE supports of this patch? I hate like every other role. I hate being a core because I don't like last hitting. I hate running from a team fight because I could day and it may set me back. I prefer just fighting enemy heroes to try and get map control or some shit.

Any vids?

Any tips for snatching runes?