/elyg/ Elysium General - Fuck Chinks Edition

tfw you see a pupper

Friendly reminder :^)

>roll a character on elysium
>get 4 bags before leaving the starting area
>roll a character on zeth'kur due to long queue times meaning I really can't play
>level 8 and still no bags

should I go back to Elysium?

>healthy comfortable large satisfying population of 5 people in orgrimmar

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DEAD SERVER
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I rerolled my lock because I fucking hated my voidwalkers name

does this make me autistic

1. your level
2. your gold

why should my friends and i reroll to freshfresh frm old when content is so far behind?

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good taste for the grinds

youtube.com/watch?v=9Z-hfGqjP0Q

>content is so far behind?

but it isn't? Elysium hasn't even downed MC yet

>1. your level
29
2. your gold
8

but its gonnat ake a year for zg/aq etc

1. 27 war
2. 38g, saving for mount

1. 33
2. 27g

Should I just meme it up and level as fire? Frost is so fucking boring

Yes but it's perfectly understandable and I would 100% do the same thing

10/10 scripting

he smells the bitch in you nigga, man up before u visit him again

25
46g

>reasons why mage is easy leveling : kiting
>reasons left to play fire : _

>lvl 37
>78g

gonna make it bois

18
62g

37!

35!

Mount? Never ever!

just do it, youre gonna be waiting for spawns anyway

frost is only good because of imp. blizzard while lvling and endgame because fire resist mobs

Does anyone have a good .tga converter?

All the programs I find look like shady lostboy.exes that will probably install russian ransomware on my pc

How the fuck do you make so much gold

30
110g
Scammed some Drumpftards easily

5
134g

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Orgrimmar Barracks, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Warsong Gulch, and I have over 300 confirmed night elf kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top axe-wielder in the entire Orgrimmar armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will cleave you in two with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Azeroth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, pinkskin. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Kalimdor and your location is being detected right now so you better prepare for the storm of steel, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, humie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare green hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Orgrimmar armory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

18
5g

Very easy, it's called lying.

t. level 17 with 85g

Just use photoshop

t. queuecuck

110
~550,000

Don't train professions
Don't buy useless skills
NEVER buy low level equipment off the AH unless you're a warrior sorely in need of an upgrade.

instant 100g by 40.

I'm doing this and I only have 9g at 26

but what if i want shadow damage gear from tailoring on my priest?

only buy skills you actually use
dont buy anything off the AH
sell worthwhile loot on the AH
level a gathering profession and sell materials on the AH
do NOT level a crafting profession

>not going double gathering professions and selling ore on the AH

are you retarded?

there's a macro to abandon your pet which resets the name (and any spells you've given it)

THATS IT I'VE HAD IT WITH ELYSIUM REEEEEEEEE

ZETH'KUR HERE I COME

keep in mind that the higher you get, the longer the levels take
combined with the fact that higher level quests give more gold and more valuable rewards, and higher level mobs drop more loot which also sells for more than low level loot, your gold income goes up quickly as you get closer and closer to 40

ew, we don't want queuecucks

1-40, do not buy ANY gear on the auction house. What do you want more, that shit blue you'll replace in 5 levels or mount before level 44?

Sell every sellable green you get on the auction house.

Between 30 to 40, spend some time in farm spots.

Look at trade goods on the auction house. Anything below what seems to be the market price? Buy it up and resell it.

Gold builds up quickly if you aren't careless with your money and put some effort in.

>not rolling a warlock/paladin for a FREE mount

>not ramming your dragon dildo up your asshole while playing and /flirt people

I forgot one very important thing. Never buy skills other than the absolute essentials.

OH FUCK BOYS.... CAN YA... CAN YA HEAR THAT?...
TIME FOR THE OLD /NOSG/ ANTHEM !!!

>Orkestra background music

I eat spaghetti when ita ready uh oh mom said it's time for bed already!
Just kiddin, this killa gonna go do some fiddlin !
Once ma goes to bed ill be sneakin downstairs to watch dirty videos of guys givin head!
Once i came, it's time to do what i planned:
Play the game!

World of warcraft!(talkin bout my favorite gameeeee!)
World of warcraft!(ain't no muthafuckin bed time keepin me away)
World of warcraft!(pvp rank 14 here i come!)

>instrumental hipe hop beat

Yeah i maybe white but this freestyle is pretty fuckin tight!
Pureblood irish ready rock your world bro
Logging on my dwarf hunter to kill your ass bro!
All you gonna be able to say is "UH OHHH!!!"
You think you know pvp son?
Then you havent met me
Cause with me in a BG you wont be havin any fun!

World of warcraft!(talkin bout my favorite gameeeee!)
World of warcraft!(ain't no muthafuckin bed time keepin me away)
World of warcraft!(pvp rank 14 here i come!)

>hip hop beat turns into heavy metal breakdown

Call this the last verse put dont put my raps in a hearse
Cause i dont play not undead,
Youll know who i am when i blast ya in the head!
In bed; your mom is turning red.
From me plowin her
World of warcraft style killa
Mom style virginity steala!

World of warcraft!(talkin bout my favorite gameeeee!)
World of warcraft!(ain't no muthafuckin bed time keepin me away)
World of warcraft!(pvp rank 14 here i come!)

disenchant yourself

>Zeth'kur:
>Comfy but large population
>large pop

How much do the mount and training cost? I think I remember the training costing more but not quite sure

>people leaving the Papacy RP guild to join the puppers

Steadman on suicide watch

says 7k on the website now

nice me cuck, back to your shed

100g altogether no discounts
90g honored with faction discount or rank 3
80g honored with faction + rank 3

57
316

They should have released this with later patch quests in.

as a tank how viable would stance dancing be?

I'm thinking about putting a couple talent points into tactical mastery so that I can intercept, mockingblow, hamstring, etc. on a whim

youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8
>litterly you

That part I know, but as a warlock how much am I paying for just the training?

need more Zethbulls on Horde

>Alliance don't have people 10+ levels above the zone in a fight with them
>guaranteed to lose the fight

Could you possibly ask for a comfier server?

as a warlock, you pay for the spell which is the same amount as a normal spell. upon buying the spell, you get the training with it. same for the epic mount.

member when people used to say that zeth'kur would stabilize around 4k?

Having trouble with that population zethcucks?

No! We need more Alliance!

Anyone getting super shitty latency? Like my game randomly freezes and goes to like 3k latency.

>freshfresh guilds are a dead ripoff of a fresh guild and one that isn't even a Veeky Forums guild
come on you fucks make something good

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angry nelf or chill nelf?

>literally who guild not even in the op
ok?

>memed by someone named Hugmeplz

fucking kek

both shit faces, cutest face is the only way to go

you know the one

>tfw just got a resurrection timer
>that copypasta about the freshcuck getting endlessly corpse camped in STV while trying to kill tigers is LITERALLY happening
Why are we such fucking LOSERS freshbros?

It is in the OP though, its on Freshfresh!

I'm not trying to be cute though.

Why are people still queuing on Ana??

Come on, who wants to do mc for a million years seriously.

this is why you roll on zeth with your bros

no ganking

chill pop

no waits

just like retail

nobody even joined because of them lol all of the normies in the guild were from the no boys allowed merge and apparently they left already

then why play a shitelf?

i never said you had good taste

Because I want to be a druid.

What copypasta?

>12k people online
>everyone questing in the same zones
>"Maybe turn dynamic spawn back on?"
>"SUCK MY DICK FUCK YOU NOT BLIZZLIKE GO RETAIL CASUAL BABBY LOLOLO I BAN U"

don't join vg guilds full of fucking degenerates who think you are like them, the autism spectrum is unbearable. meet creepy tranny fucks or edgy meme spamming retards you'll find more relaxed people who just want to pay vidya in normie guild glaston was fucking right

>Play warrior
>Constant combat bugged
>Sometimes autoattacks dont swing and you have to deselect the target to start autoattacking
>Getting backstabbed in the face constantly
>Mobs execute regardless of health

Nice fucking "amazing" core this is, its just stock mangos. what is actually going to be downgraded?

Is there a starter quest to Hinterlands in Hamerfall?

FUCK DWARVES GAS THEM ALL