Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?
>3x more warranty than any other supercar >Faster than GT-R for half price >Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918 >Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin >Delicious FI variably timed V8 power >Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG >Dat sweet exhaust note perfection >Starts at only $50k
By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.
Wyatt Baker
fpbp
Anthony Jenkins
a bit too slow for my liking
sorry prezo
Benjamin Sullivan
wtf i love nissan now
Ian Barnes
Same green text lies Same bullshit image with paid lap times
Why do GM cucks like to be humiliated so much?
Joseph Nelson
alphonse is a sadist and prezo is a masochist.
Christopher Hughes
This meme is so old. How do people enjoy doing this?
Lincoln Foster
>Chevy runs deep
right into your asshole huh?
Justin Russell
>only 50k for another ~13k you could get an actual car, one thats at least 3 times the car any vette will ever be.
Henry White
Didn't know corvettes got 37 miles per gallon
Ethan Sullivan
You could have suggested a Viper but you'd rather post something that can't turn
Gavin Richardson
cant get them hektik skidz if you can actually turn properly
Jonathan Clark
You got that backwards. nice assmad projection tho top kek LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL +40mpg if you fuel up with nissan fangirl tears
Lucas Collins
>hektik skids >on a challenger Does such a thing exist ? Corvette and GTR are both shit, Viper is superior
John Walker
>projecting this hard while deflecting lol, loving your tears
Bentley Torres
Here we go
Whos down for bingo?
Robert Sullivan
don't even bother
prezo will ragequit after 10 minutes and come back 3 hours later with some ice cream and say "lel i troll u xddddd"
Lincoln Smith
What kind of lame shit posters are you guys? Can't even keep it going.
Jace Taylor
>can't even keep it going this is a corvette thread. What did you expect?
Joshua White
I always figured Ford owners were blind
Alexander Parker
>Starts at only $50k
Starts at €79k here
Angel Anderson
>Looks better than Aston Martin
Chase Young
post was meant for
Connor Brown
tob kek
Adam Morris
post was meant for
James Robinson
From what I've seen Prezo only responds to high quality shitposts. He pretty much runs the show around here.