Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k

By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.

fpbp

a bit too slow for my liking

sorry prezo

wtf i love nissan now

Same green text lies
Same bullshit image with paid lap times

Why do GM cucks like to be humiliated so much?

alphonse is a sadist and prezo is a masochist.

This meme is so old. How do people enjoy doing this?

>Chevy runs deep

right into your asshole huh?

>only 50k
for another ~13k you could get an actual car, one thats at least 3 times the car any vette will ever be.

Didn't know corvettes got 37 miles per gallon

You could have suggested a Viper but you'd rather post something that can't turn

cant get them hektik skidz if you can actually turn properly

You got that backwards. nice assmad projection tho top kek
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
+40mpg if you fuel up with nissan fangirl tears

>hektik skids
>on a challenger
Does such a thing exist ?
Corvette and GTR are both shit, Viper is superior

>projecting this hard while deflecting
lol, loving your tears

Here we go

Whos down for bingo?

don't even bother

prezo will ragequit after 10 minutes and come back 3 hours later with some ice cream and say "lel i troll u xddddd"

What kind of lame shit posters are you guys? Can't even keep it going.

>can't even keep it going
this is a corvette thread. What did you expect?

I always figured Ford owners were blind

>Starts at only $50k

Starts at €79k here

>Looks better than Aston Martin

post was meant for

tob kek

post was meant for

From what I've seen Prezo only responds to high quality shitposts. He pretty much runs the show around here.

Prezo is new tripfriend, he runs nothing

put your trip back on