/dfg/ - Dwarf Fortress General

what the actual fuck

What I always do is create gigantic, magma-spewing dick fortresses, and name them after my penis.

>name them after my penis
What's your penis' name?

Little Richard.

That guys was not me my penis is name Megacolossus Satisvengeance.

Mine is the Forgotten One-Eyed Beast.
Beware its spittle.

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>I'll never have the talent to make a fort like that without copying

that is awesome.

I do not. Thats just to much micro for me. Im happy with quickfort designs. at the most.

Just copy a lot of different things and identify reusable modules (i.e. a shape or a combination of rooms). If you copied enough and have enough modules, creativity is just a matter of recombining and varying those modules.

this
though getting to that size is pretty difficult

>not Richard Daniel Peneras
>That's Dick D. Peneras for you, miss.

These designs are too much.
If I hadn't masturbated just an hour earlier I'm sure my would be throbbing.

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cease animeposting

some one asked for this a few threads ago.

man these pseudo organic designs make me fucking hard
Reminds me of back when I would embark on a cave, kill the megabeast/semimega occupying it, and make the cave into a home

Is there a menu to find who has killed what? Cause i have a shit load of men in military and i want to find out who killed this forgotten beast

yes

and what is it?

Anti-square propoganda as the OP? Know you no shame!?

Are you the artist? Do you have a website for your work yet??

Miners are slow as shit jesus.

yeah, I will post in it this weekend with more stuff.

timbukdrew.wordpress.com/

Tfw 5 lvl 20 miners
Feels good man

Thank you!

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I wonder what Dwarven Beer tastes like.

like non-watered down beer probably

Sounds good.
How should I go about transporting myself into my tavern in the game and transforming myself into a Dwarf?
I'm drinking cheap beer right now and it tastes very bland, I'm sure some Dwarven Beer would lift my spirits considerably.

What kind of beer?

Sounds like we could be friends, user.

>150 goblin army sieging me while I still have no weapons whatsoever
At least my fortress is locked off.

Cheapest Lager in the land.
I only bought three of these and then two quality stouts and an American Pale Ale to give me a slight buzz while I play DF.
No better feeling on earth.

Oh I see. No offense but I've heard that American beer in particular is very watered down. Is that the case btw?

What's the best brand in the US, in terms of providing a noice taste.

>pressing o to offer my goods to trade even though I know better

Damn you toadboy and your pleb filter

I'm finnish, not american.
One of the breweries here just makes an American Pale Ale that is relatively cheap and still tastes decent.
I have visited america, however, and the big brands taste like mediocrity as I believe is the case almost everywhere.
But their numerous microbreweriesm at least in Seattle, have many different great beers.

Oh right, thanks anyway. I'll keep it in mind if I ever travel to burgerland.

America has the best beer offering in the world. There are microbreweries everywhere now.

>take over another elf girl in a dark fortress
>can't murder my kidnapper since they're dead already
>head home
>find my family
>happy reunion but boring as shit since elves don't have halls to give quests from right
>head to a dorf town nearby
>"GO KILL A FUCKTON OF SABERTOOTHS AND SHIT"
>"OH BEE TEE DUBYA, WE SQUABBLE WITH THE HAMLET NEXT DOOR"
>aight then, I'm gonna see what's up over there
>mayor spits at me
>explain how I'm a poor kidnap victim
>bitch talking about it like it's a good thing
>youjustmadethelist.engraving

Any friend of Senshi is a friend of mine.

>goblin army surrounds my fortress
>a few weeks later werebeast pays them a visit and bites a few of their soldiers
This is going to be interesting.

faggots.

Because of you guys. I just spent 2 hours trying to GIMP edit your pictures so i could make a QUICK FORT duplicate of them.

FUCK IT! im done. I got some more skills with photoshop now. THANKS! GOD I WISH I WAS WORKING AGAIN IM SO BORED!!!

Atleast youhave sieges you weebshit. Toady fucked up and they almost never come to me.

Did you check your neighbors before you embarked?

GIMP that shit up nigga!

Of course I did. Gobbos are in range

Damn, my condolences then. Guess it really is just Toady fucking you over.

>werebest goblins arent hostile to normal goblins
Hmm really made me think

Well at least i know how you fucking assholes do it now. Unless you do that all in game. This is MUCH MUCH! faster.

FUCK YOU!!! NOW IM GONNA MAKE THE COOL FORTS!

Here, let Urist hit y'all up with some more knowledge.

If I had that plan to work off of, I could make that in-game in 5 minutes.
I also make pixel art out of bottlecaps for fun, so I guess that could just be me.

Yea well fuck you! i do not know how to make circles or anything other than a square and maybe a cross.

I wanna post a picture so I'll post this one

>played DF for several years
>only today notice that there's a difference when choosing a location for your fortress when some locations say "Deep metal" and others "Deep metals"

How did I never notice?

>be lotr dwarf
>find arkenstone
>kea steals arkenstone

>that nanking joke in there

Let's be honest now, no one here believes nanking actually happened right?

Some people just do not know of the snip it tool.

+ i put a badass DWARF STORY AND U FAGGOTS IGNORED IT!

ちゃんとわかないけど
ユーリストが好き

How to make my hunters pick replenish ammo

>tfw

Who cares about dwarves

dunno, tell me if holocaust happened

Of course not.
Those effeminate manlet fuckboys could never have dicks large enough that penetration by them could be considered rape by any measure.

I hate it too when an exe. just doesn't work for no apparent reason.

I remember when I tried to pirate Sniper Elite V2 and the only version that worked for me was the one that wasn't updated.

I mean, a soldier killing a FB is cool and all, but it's literallyeveryfort. I don't know what you were expecting.

Never doubt the ability of nips to avoid blame.
In the run-up to Pearl Harbor, privately there was unanimous agreement among the cabinet and chiefs of staff that war with the U.S. was foolhardy, but no one wanted to go on record against it for fear of sounding weak.
When asked to endorse the war, the emperor responded by reading a haiku written by his grandfather.

Is there any effect to my dwarves worshipping necromancer god? Like 1/3 of them do, but they ain't no necromancers.

I know it is intended for adventurers and fort dorfs to be able to pray to/receive inspiration from the right gods and become necros and such, but not yet.

frown-user, if I ever conquer a country, will you be my goebbels?

Has anyone succeeded in eradicating civilizations in adventure mode?

yep
the hardest achievement, DF-wise, is killing all living creatures in a world (including yourself) and enter the age of emptyness
not even kidding, look it up, some bastards managed to do it

How do I cope with guilt after having my dwarves die from failing to create artifact?

Stop watching anime.

Think about them as merely a cog in the giant machine that is your fort.
Broken cogs can be removed and replaced.

My civilization doesn't really have many of those cogs left anymore.

Well then
Rev up them breeding programmes

>Why yes, I do kill all elf diplomats

this is an japanese animes game and there's nothing you can do about it

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mfw im watching the 1997 berserk anime and checking /dfg/ between openings.

mfw I see this post with frown-user roasting my people.

Seriously though frown-user pls be my waifu you're even more badass than guts

Why's he called frown-user? Who is he?

one of the legendary drawfags on this general.

He's actually the newest addition, he tends to draw humourous sketches of meta /dfg/ topics.

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Put your grasses on nothing wirr be wong.

Been around a while actually, honestanon was newer, and where the hell is he, one of you fuckers didn't catch him in a cage trap again did you?

It was definitly the whole Discord thing that scared him off. He was the one trying to shill it, if you didn't know.

He posted some new pics the day after the shitstorm, so I thought he was gonna stay after all, but after that, he simply disappeared.

sauce me