You have to loan your car out to one of these three men. Which one do you pick?

>tfw you'd be embarrassed to lend May your car because you don't clean your interior with a brush

>tfw he'd love my truck

BRUSHIE BRUSHIE

>clarkson
>get mr. wilman pay for it.
>buy a new car

>now, as you all may remember we tried killing one of these in a previous life
>now watch as I put this one to the test aswell
He proceeds to run right into a boulder at 50kph
>oh dear, no, its all gone wrong

My car would probably be in better shape than before.

I love James's warplane graphic tees. I think he's got several of them. The striped sweater in Top Gear was only a meme.

the classically trained pianist

Clarkson if you want to buy a new set of tires afterwards.
May if you want your steering wheel covered in spit because the car has a stiff suspension and he couldn't stop rambling.
Hammond if you want the inside of your car covered with the inside of Hammond.

May if I'm lending out my SV650, Hammond if I'm lending out my CBR250. If I have to lend out my helmet as well then definitely Hammond

It doesn't matter, my air conditioning will be dead once I get it back, then it's just a matter of what will be vendalized
>car given to Hammond
Stereo now plays Genesis at full volume, non stop
>car given to May
One of the doors is painted in another colour, and the gear lever has been replaced with a dildo
>car given to Clarkson
Was driven into a ditch before anyone else could touch it.
Aircon still doesn't work.

O H C O C K

May.
He'd return it in better condition than he got it, and we could have interesting discussions about boring car nerd stuff.

Second choice would be Hammond, so I could have a second car to post in Veeky Forums gore threads.

I would go with the orangutan. I think he would completely destroy it for the lulz but he would replace it with his vast riches and generosity.

that's a good point, he might even fix some of the slots that are loose for me, too :D

May
I might get it back in a better condition

Hammond, he likes trucks.

poultry supper

May, no question

He got a Ferrari 250 GT California around some bumfuck town in England safely, he can handle my shitbox safely.

Hammond just because he's the only one of them who seems to appreciate subarus(mine on right)

>Stereo now plays Genesis at full volume, non stop
Mine already does that, user.

Clarkson
I hate my Saturn anyway

>ends up in multiple colors
>every panel is smashed
>Margret thatcher just blasting through the stereo

I'd ask for a defender as a replacemnt

Clarkson can drive my skyline he likes them, Hammond can drive my wrx he like them, and May can drive the corolla cause it's slow as shit

They all agree (!) about the Subaru Legacy being a great car.

right, I remember the africa special they all shit on Hammond for choosing an 04 wrx

May, because he's capable of respecting other people's property.

Blows up clarksons house, respects property

In the Renault Avantime tuning challenge they say that the Legacy and the Mondeo and the Avantime are the only 3 cars they all like.

May, he said something about liking twingos once

A bet is a bet.

May of course

>when you copy Hammond's ridiculous beard and it actually looks better on you than on Hammond

just lend it to scotty he'll have your car running in tip top shape.

i dont want scotty revving up my engine

shiggy diggy

>not Robert

surprises its me SCOTTY

REV

>faggot cucklord brits
i wouldn't let a brit touch a god damned thing that i own

James May, obviously. It will be returned in better condition than when it left.

>Hammond if you want the inside of your car covered with the inside of Hammond.

Kek

Hammond would fuck it up somehow. Jeremy would probably try racing it and crashing it. James would drive too slow for any damage to occur and would also clean my interior with OCD-fueled vigor. James, please.

> Implying James isn't the hottest waifu out of the 3