/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

Best car, dramaless edition

old thread: >Crews for GTA:O
Join a crew by clicking link below, then posting your SC name and crew you want to join in the thread. Make sure your profile visibility is set to public.
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/pc_gtag (PC only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/gtag_vg_-_ps4 (PS4 only)
socialclub.rockstargames.com/crew/meat_for_the_grinder (Xbone ft. 100% crew black)
Other crews: pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
>Steam Group - No heterosexuals allowed
steamcommunity.com/groups/gtagonlinevg
>PS4 Community - GTAG VG Community (No heterosexuals allowed here either)
To join the community, search the community name in "Discover Communities" and leave a request.

>Older threads
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/subject/gtag/type/op/

>Helpful information for new players
pastebin.com/wmwvpEmr

>Graphics settings guides for GTA V
gamersnexus.net/game-bench/1909-gta-v-graphics-optimization-guide
geforce.com/whats-new/guides/grand-theft-auto-v-pc-graphics-and-performance-guide

>Patch notes for 1.37
support.rockstargames.com/hc/en-us/articles/236222747

>Latest added content
rockstargames.com/newswire/article/60071/GTA-Online-Import-Export-Now-Available

nigger

>NPCs that shoot you with pinpoint accuracy from across the map give up because you're approaching your desired location

2nd for depression kicking in

28 hours

2 million in 2 days, and people actually like working and killing for you. The game as it should be

Uh huh.
Great.

how?

What is the story behind Gerard anyway. He seems like a dirty rat

wow rude

Finally. I have Retro Comet and Sultan RS. I reached my endgame. I'm free

>here's $6000 bro

What are your opinions on the Bestia GTS /gtag/?

is nessi kill did he finally fuck off?

crushin some hungarian puss

Double money on MC contracts yo! Average pay is like 50k per mission

gotta get that cheddar
optometrist doesn't pay himself

Groupie for the ugliest characters?

Post characters.

is it me or is it always the same fucks posting the same retarded looking characters

He's meeting up with Nirah in real life. Probably going to fuck a lot.

the best mother in gtag

>best car

Your Sultan RS looks really weird

My fucking nigga. Converted one today. it's a blast

...

>someone's angry that someone contributes to the general

>mc contracts

like what? those mission where you steal a prison bus/burn crates/protect funeral people?

your car your daily grind mission all your friends your character your ((((((((((girlfriend)))))))) you on the left, posting your character on gtag

...

I'm pretty sure mine is ugly but I don't really know what to do to not make it worse.

...

Reminder that the V12 is best car in the game.

>mfw most of this thread's female characters are revolting yet mine looks good in virtually every light

Post her then.

Black people will fuck anything if it means getting their dicks wet.

got a solo session up and running. join iik0niik for a comfy lobby. i-if you want to.

...

her name Black Betty?

>browsing most recent snapmatics
>find this

Wow it looks like there's a new ugliest car in the game

whoa

...

...

Seriously what the fuck is that exhaust?

Is Vernon secretly CJ?

Why the fuck are you wearing a bowtie, john

Is there a trick to getting the police uniform after the Accessories glitch was patched?

>he doesnt like exhaust blown directly into his windows so he can suck it all in

yeah, download a menu

theres no detection for flipping around clothing elements

/gtag/, what do you see in the accompanying image?

Who's John? Also He is a retired stripper moonlighting as a cop.

a dirty ass sink

The 6 car garage under the freeway is probably the most comfy spawn in the game

McClain obviously but holy shit those shorts are hawt

no come on

>Have to buy a special vehicle to do its VIP work
>Can't use the one you bought

>tfw internet crashes

More content creator updates when

You haven't been to Paleto in a full session, have you?

Lastgen was really comfy.

I know the sports classic class is essentially irrelevant now, but I want one and money isn't a problem.

Stinger GT, Stirling GT, Casco, or Mamba?

...

Stirling GT. Looks nice, sounds nice, handles nice.

I second the Stirling. Handles brilliantly, fairly customisable, sounds great, forgiving driving model that makes it pretty quick point to point

r8?

>when you manage to get dead on a toilet drunk three times over in the amount of time your president has spent working on a single bike

first for rockstar support

What was the point of spacing out "banned" the first time? You said it in your very next sentence.

not even my image

Go away, you're not Soyeon.

literally who?

at least he has an account

I wonder what the outcome would be if you utilised the small claims court process we have in our state to pursue a refund - no legal representation is allowed by either side, requiring each side to represent themselves in person; non-attendance by one side doesn't guarantee a win for the other but usually doesn't bode well for the non-attendee; the claim can be lodged in a small regional courthouse where it would be unlikely R* would be able to send a representative...

>"Dear Harvey S.

>Please be advised I have commenced proceedings in the small claims tribunal in {town}. I am advised by the clerk of the court that the hearing is laid down for January 30; I have attached my hearing documents for your convenience but I understand that the court will be sending "Notice to Appear" documents to yourself and Sam Houser. If I can be of further assistance please let me know, however now the matter will be headed before the courts I will be circumspect in any further communications prior to the matter being heard.

>Kind regards,

>A. Shitter

Literally who are you?

>tfw kaz not on to run MC missions for a few hours

>wanting MC work
lmao

...

Kaz is busy getting pinned down to the floor by me.

It's time to let her up. I want to play some fucking video games.

Post you are pure most commonly used vehicles right now

Nero Custom and Shotaro (mainly stunt races)

...

No, under freeway is much more comfy than paleto bay.

Armored Schafter v12 and Akuma

Is it possible to have a proper discussion on /v/?

t. goes there once a week and posts not even once a month

...

she looks half mexican half asian

That summarizes most island asians.

...

how about two

?

Why do so many people in GTAO make their female characters look like trannies? Am I missing something?

...

So, is she a replicant or not?

...

literally what is the point of using a regular sniper rifle

Low rank.

What is your opinion on the BF Injection, /gtag/?

Might as well use the DMR then.

but then you have a the marksman rifle???
???? ???? ????

We sure have heisted together a lot, bud.

aye

there was once a time before a thing known as the marksman rifle existed

not saying that pic was during that time tho