You're walking out of the gay bar and this midget is stealing your wheels

>you're walking out of the gay bar and this midget is stealing your wheels
What do you do?

Do a 360 and walk back into the gay bar
>magdump SKS

>implying I'd ever want to leave the gay bar

Laugh as he untightens the lug nuts in the wrong order, setting off the explosives

>نسأل الله أن تسليط الضوء الشهيد على كيلمر

so you like touching my nuts

give em a taste of Euro B E A T I N G S

rev up my engine

Suck his dick immediately

I chuckled

Laugh at him as he realises my steelies are rusted to the hub and he wont get them off without a hammer.

>you're walking out of the gay bar and this midget is stealing your wheels
Hillary, what are you doing here?

"Hey man, do't steal my wheels"

What makes you think it has genitals?

Ever since the Clinton Foundation shut down she's been scraping by.

Say "Your a strong guy"

This, lel

glad I got the wheel locks then.

NOT AGAIN!!!

Rev up my engine... BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!!

Wonder why someone would want to steal standard black steel rims with Citroen trims.

Rip my shirt off, scream inaudible racist bollocks, charge at him and kick him square in the head.

Ask him if he's interested in a different kind of rim job.

Scotty is my spirit animal

Do you guys think Scotty would blush if he knew just how much a bunch of autists like us are idolizing him as if he was a demi-god?

Wheel locks are not hard to defeat. Just get a socket that's very slightly smaller than the lock and hammer it on.

Tell him they're BMW and they're held in by bolts instead of lugnuts

REV UP
MY
PERSON
ALITY

Ask him if he wants to do a sexual in my twingo. Then return to gay bar

Honest question: why bolts? They're shit compared to nuts

other way around, there is absolutely no upisde to nuts.

changing a flat tire is a pain in the ass with lug bolts, especially in the dark. not nearly so bad with with lugnuts.

That's just the viralling team he hired. It's business goy I ain't gotta explain shit.

This.

>walking
>out of a gay bar
I'm impressed by the fact you can walk out of a gay bar even with the amount of cocks you take OP.