Professor starts every class by talking about current events

>professor has Late Night/Today Show tier opinions about current events
IF I WANTED STUPID OPINIONS THAT PARROT WHAT JON STEWART SAID THE NIGHT BEFORE I WOULD WATCH THE SHOW MYSELF YOU BALD FAGGOT WHO CANT EVEN TEACH GERMAN WORTH A DAMN
I HOPE YOU ARE FIRED AND GO BACK TO THAT HELLHOLE KNOWN AS NORDRHEINWESTFALEN

the group you don't like

>the professor stops you when you're winning an argument against a classmate too much

She said we all have to stay civil and get back on topic. I went out of my way to keep from insulting and let my opponent make her stupid points in full.

Why would anarchist societies have their homes laid out in capitalist suburbs where children can come onto your property and your actions affect the people near you?

Every man would have an acre of land.

I hate them both tbqh. Ancaps are definitely weirder though

Ancaps. Marxism, while retarded, is at least coherent.

Marxists in an academic setting end up calling everyone who disagrees with them bourgeois liberal shills who belongs in a labor camp. Ancaps don't exist in an Academic setting (because their is nothing intelligent about them), but if they did they would inevitably end up calling everyone who disagrees with them anti-white statist cucks who need to be thrown out of a helicopter.

Ancaps are more retarded, but Marxists are more dangerous.

Something tells me every single man and woman wouldn't want to live that far from each other. People like cities.

Would Ancaps do away with the concept of state and borders too? If so, there's only so much acreage and some will have more than others. There's also land quality to consider. Plenty of discontented people limited to shitty land claims.

Why is he licking a grenade?

Ancaps. Marxists, while retarded took like 70 years to collapse, and frequently are less retarded then their peers, and managed to make the rest of the world piss themselves for like...a good 20 years of that.

Ancaps can't keep their shit together for a week. Also, it's a meme, but even before I encountered Stirner, I could see how open they were to a Stirner type critique.

>"No matter how horrible the consequences, we must abide by my strict limitations on action, but don't you dare transgress these limitations! That would be immoral, and violating your obligation to society/the will of a higher power I don't believe in! What, don't question where these rules came from! That's communism!"

Both are equally retarded in theory, but only one has been put into practice multiple times and always failed.

What are you talking about. Are you implying this gun is a GRENADE?

You must be a gun-hating liberal.

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>arguing during class
I didn't pay extortionate tuition to listen to two autists have meaningless debates, I did it to listen to the professional autist that will teach me barely anything worth knowing

It was during the Q&A portion of my presentation Final.

Anarcho-capitalist meme is interesting because it's basically how society used to be before it evolved into feudalism. There was no police force so blood feuds ran for generations and sons avenged their fathers, demanding further revenge by the sons of the victim. Eventually this constant fighting caused the rise of a mighty warlord who promised piece if you swore subservience to him. Thus you could choose, either to end your blood feuds and swear loyalty to the king and fight against his foes, or to become an outlaw, in which case the king and his vassals would basically treat you as an insect to kill on sight...

>He doesn't know about the glocknade

what are the different colours supposed to represent?

>"x dictator is kinda like Trump huh?"

Can someone tell me how we seize the cultural means of production?

Does that mean Hollywood and CNN would be owned collectively by the workers? I'd be okay with that.

>professor ends every lesson by telling me we need to have another session practicing for my "oral" exams

What's wrong with that?

Yellow=capitalism

Red=communism/socialism

Green=environmentalism or primitivism.

Black= anarchism.

I don't know the others.

Did they become finance professors because of their perspective that extracting money through rent-seeking is good, or did their relentless focus on how to extract money eventually mold them into concluding that that goal must be good.

>I was starting to sperg out and the professor became embarrassed for me.

As a teacher I can assure you this is what was actually happening.

Yea. Implementation of AnCap will just result in a huge reset. Sure, there'll be a lot of wars again as power structures slowly re-establish and vye for power, but it can't actively change society at its core

>Yellow=capitalism
Anarcho Capitalism

orange is mutualism
cyan is egoism

there isn't even a black on there

Yellow+black=capitalism+anarchism

Anarhocapitalism.

>teacher is clearly drunk

black+your mom= your dad's suicide

As a self aware person, no it didn't. Not since sophomore year of highschool.

So what exactly is bad about workers sharing ownership of their workplace?

Nothing. Capitalist countries have companies that do that.

The issue i suppose is when it's not voluntary, effectively autocratic, in the form of a socialist government not a profit driven business.

What is this meme face about?
Is it anarchy or libertarian or something?

Anarcho-capatalism

Libertarianism that main lined a powdered Gadsen flag.

Mutualism, transhumanism, and egotism

>not voluntary, effectively autocratic
are you describing a profit-driven business?

>voluntary
>at least beholden to regulation, often times to shareholders, and in the case of profit sharing/part worker ownership organizations, it's employees

No, not exactly.

Does anyone have the picture describing anarcho-aspergers?

but that makes the best lectures

Is their a larger version of this?

wrong

yellow is anarcho-capitalist

red is anarcho-communist

green is anarcho-primitivist

orange is mutualist

blue is anarcho-transhumanist

blue-green is anarcho-egoist

white is anarcho-pacifist

grey is agorist

pink is queer anarchist

purple is anarcha-feminist

cyan is anarcho-individualist

wrong image

>Offering ownership of the means of production to everybody including the common retard which will use it for anything but making themselves less retarded

>Cultural marxism
Seriously this meme needs to die. What you are refering to as cultural marxism is only a tool by rich white kids who never even read the communist manifesto. god this board is shit

I'm a mutualist and I find these hilarious

If cultural Marxism isn't a tool of the global Jewish conspiracy, then why can't I get a girlfriend? Checkmate.

>Adorno wasn't a Marxist
>Marcuse wasn't a Marxist
>Gramsci wasn't a Marxist
>Benston wasn't a Marxist
>we dindu nuffin, communism is actually conservative!

The only thing that "needs to die" are the communists, frankly.

What do you even need a girlfriend for, I mean other than procreation?

I just want to feel like I matter and am of some kind of value to someone.

Real patricians get boyfriends though, only fucking losers get a gf. Alternatively you could get a tranny gf since trannies are biologically still men, but I'd rather shove my cock inside an exhaust pipe than fuck some subhuman without an Y chromosome.

Ancaps definitely have the much weaker intellectual tradition, but on the other hand, Marxists are the atheist intellectual equivilant to Islam.

>Adorno wasn't a Marxist
I think he just used Marxist language to get published.

These are hilarious, what are these memes called?

Ancaps are dumber, but Marxists are more of a threat.

Fun fact: Marxists use to dominate fields like economics before they got completely and utterly btfo