Why haven't you purchased a Corvette™ yet Veeky Forums?

Why haven't you purchased a Corvetteā„¢ yet Veeky Forums?

>3x more warranty than any other supercar
>Faster than GT-R for half price
>Pulls more G's than a million dollar Porsche 918
>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin
>Delicious FI variably timed V8 power
>Honda-Civic-tier 37 MPG
>Dat sweet exhaust note perfection
>Starts at only $50k

By far the best performance value in automotive history ever.

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The guy at the desk at my gym asked me if my stingray was a Ferrari.

>>Looks as good or better than [insert latest model] Ferrari, Porsche, Aston Martin

What the fuck are you on user

because i have a penis longer than 3 inches

because i'm poor

ftfy

slower than the gtr. and no fake lap times don't count

>If you repeat a lie often enough, people will believe it

Because I already have a C5
>dat V8 and boomer envy
>dat shitty plastic interior

Better than a new camry desu senpai

Agreed ill wait till some boomers die and leave cheap newer models soon

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im gay

kek
>wants the cheapest "supercar"
super cars don't come with leaf springs
>using the same suspension style as a chevy lumina
kill yourself

I looked at a 16 c7z the other day and those things are way smaller on the inside than you think. I'm pretty much a manlet 5'10" 130lbs and it felt extremely tight, it was like everything was trying to occupy the location of the drivers seat at the same time. It may be a good track car but it wouldn't be something you would want take on long road trips.

less moving parts, it just werks.

2001 commodore with a LS1 here I know this feel

>>>/youtube/ Mr regular

>no true Scotsman fallacy
If the corvette has an inferior suspension, how come it's faster around a track than a Porsche 911?

>all my car knowledge comes from mr. regular

911 has its engine in the wrong fucking place.

beat me to it

if the engine is in front of the driver its not a supercar.

GTR , f12 , astons not super cars ?

yep just sport cars that may supercars that are a few time more expensive

I have a baby