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>Thread was created with incorrect OP or a lot earlier than post?
Ignore and report; Wait for a correct thread to be made.

Remember to ignore and report shitposters.

>HEY GUYS WHEN IS SKYRIM SCRIPT EXTENDER COMING TO SPECIAL EDITION??
Tentatively expect a beta in mid-March 2017

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>playing the game

Who even does that?

First for Clones.

Hello, waifus?

>playing
wow dude fucking disgusting, whats wrong with these people?

I'll take the risk and do an inthread storytime. Last time it didn't go so bad.

If you don't want to see my shitty cinge-worthy story just filter the name Storytime.

Waifus
Lore
Harmony

>start Skyrim
>Assassin's Creed Unity opens instead

Have you praised your Lord and Savior today, /tesg/?

7th for Master race

What SSS and/or other skin settings do you use?

Haha ha...

Right?
I've been in Skyrim fairly consistently for 6 years but I have not once "played the game"

Could be worse, could be TW3

"Loredas, 8th day of First Seed
The last few days have been interesting to say the least. Few times a month I set out for jobs in the towns and cities around our home. This time Yarti was unable to join me, we had nobody to watch the twins. So I set off alone, looking for something that paid well. Hopefully id find someone I can split the profits with. I used to hate working with others, but after the twins were born, well I feel like I need to be careful when I work. Two men have a better chance to survive than one, well I try to work with just men. That or lesbian couples, Skyrim seems to have an overabundance of them."

"I ended up in Windhelm, a beautiful city that I try to avoid with Yarti and the twins. I'd rather not be jailed again for assault on a guard. Regardless, I head rumors on my way to Windhelm of a small guild of theives. Unlike the Thieves Guild though, these brigands would kill a man without a second thought."
"I knew this wasn't the work of the Thieves Guild, they'd never allow guild members to act like common bandits."
"As I entered the city and headed to the notice board outside the inn I caught sight of a young woman leaving the inn. This isn't to uncommon, especially in the city, but her pale skin and dark clothing caught my eye. She was lugging a backpack and had some ebony like sword. I thought she must have just been another mercenary looking for work, and turned my attention to the notices. Just as I thought, a bounty set on the group of thieves hiding out in a old tomb called Kveldúlfr."

It's pretty much known that Skyrim has one of the worst combat systems imaginable with shit tier weapons that barely differ from each other.

Gameplay is basically mashing the attack button while interrupting the enemy using occasional shield bashes in the process. No amount of combat mods can really make the combat actually fun to play unless someone actually reworks the system.

>friend asks to launch your Skyrim game
What do you do /tesg/?

Nerds do lmao

"Like always, all it listed was a name, no directions. I knew my best bet was the dock workers, someone always knows something."

"As I stepped outside the walls of the city I heard talking. No surprise since this was the docks of a major city, but the voice was soft and meek. Something you don't expect to hear in Windhelm of all places."

"When I turned the corner I saw that woman again, running off before I could catch what they were talking about. The man she was talking to just gave me a dirty look. I knew he wouldn't talk, but that's fine. I knew the best person to ask in cities."

"The beggar was as helpful as I hoped. A few septims in his hands, or in this case claws, and he pointed me in the direction of Kveldúlfr. He overheard the guards talking about it's general location a few days ago, warning travelers to steer clear."

I do.

Send him some screenshots because even me and my IRL friends don't usually hang out in person.

>remove update.esm when they aren't looking
>launch
>CTD on startup
>"Oh well, guess it won't run"

Ask him why he wants to play a single player game at someone else's house.

>SSS
actually just TKRE right now, but those values are almost exactly the same to what i was using before i switched to TKRE.

nice neckbeard

now go and shave it, its cringy

>making the combat seem fun in the webm

could you stop please, it hurts

"It took a few hours, but I found Kveldúlfr. A giant nordic tomb with a statue of Nocturnal mounted above the door. It was out of place, but I assumed it was homage too this gangs thief like tendencies."

"That's when I saw it, the backpack from the woman before. I looked around and only found the body of, what I assumed was, the guard of the tomb."

"I knelt down and examined the backpack, it was still open. The girl was nowhere in sight, she was probably already inside.

"Just what I need, some wanna-be mercenary running around in some nordic tomb full of bandits. Kids these days never seem to think ahead."

if you have mod organizer you shouldnt have much to worry about, you can launch the game normally and it shouldnt have any mods except enb

>filthy peasants
You looking for an express ticket back into the hay pile?

>Gameplay is basically mashing the attack button
You won't be mashing the attack button with Attack Commitment and Combat Evolved.

>worst combat systems imaginable
It's an action RPG. Were you expecting DMC combos? With the mods that I've listed it certainly elevates it above The Witcher series.

So, just default TKRE settings?

Is there a mod with all the body mods and faces I can install? I heard about the sex mod, but I don't want the sex mods.

>It's a faust trying hard to be relevant episode

"Before I could even take a peek in the backpack I felt something grab me. I was pulled backwards as an arm wrapped around my neck and something, I assumed a knife, pressing against my back."

"I heard the same meek voice asking me who I was, and why I was following her. I didn't want to struggle, if I could feel her dagger through the thick hide of my armor I knew it wasn't some shoddily made dagger by a two-bit blacksmith."

"I calmly explained my situation, told her im just a man with a family looking for work. She let go of me and stood up, she looked down and apologized but told me it's rude to follow a woman alone."

"She told me if I would help her clear out the tomb and find an old friend, she'd split the bounty with me. I accepted , and grabbed the torch off the dead bandit laying a few feet from us. Just what I needed, a young wanna-be mercenary and her friend lost in the tomb."

"We stepped inside, the torch helped light up the tight and dark pathway. The girl removed her face mask and tucked it away. She told me she'd take lead, I needed to be quiet, and to call her Mistel."

...

Let him launch it through Steam normally, all he'll get is vanilla with ENB.

>Is there a mod with all the body mods and faces I can install?
No, fuck off.

>unsheathe the sword
>resheathe the sword 5 sec later

There's no combination mod. Read the OP and look at the waifu section on tesgeneral.com

Pls help I have no idea wtf happened

[Glass him]

Calm down, fatty.

I'll take a look. Thanks.

You wouldn't dare

"She seemed optimistic, and easy navigated her way through the dark and foggy hallways without the need of a torch."

"We made our way deeper into the dungeon, I was about to ask her if she needed the torch, when she told me to shut up. I did, and I heard two voices in the distance."

"We walked lightly, but it's hard to be quiet when you have a torch lighting up your way. Mistel seemed to be more inclined to a stealthy approce. It's like she forgot I was behind her, with a bight flame burning on a stick."

"As we got close into the room Mistel unsheathed her sword. It was an odd sword, dark like ebony but it has a strange symbol on it. Was hard to make out in the dark. Sadly my distraction got use caught when I accidently kicked a floor lantern."

"Mistel called me and idiot and took a defensive stance as the two bandits ahead charged at us. I unsheath Hilde and held my torch out. I always hate fighting with a torch in my hand, Darfin always told me horror stories of Royal Guards losing hair and beards due to fighting with a torch in hand."

I omitted an images showing him making his way to the Tomb with his sword out. I cut out a few things to shorten this.

>not enjoying being the whitest aryan out there
back to the oven with you

Does Skyrim have actual voice acting or are all of the voices generated through some software program?

There's a shitty romance mod called Amorous Adventures that has a ton of unique dialog done in the "original" voices. It sounds seamless and spot on.

Yes.

Done that before, they are usually pretty fucking impressed on how it looks and really can't believe that you can make "such pretty characters" with skyrim.

post screenshot, used texture mods, ENB name, current mod list.

"The bandits went down easily, the perks of having someone else to fight with. Mistel didn't even stop to gather herself, she just continued onward. She told me to keep my eyes out for traps, so we wouldn't have another lantern accident."

"I let out a small grumble and diverted my eyes downward. This is why I hate working with women, or well just me and a woman. I get distracted, and my thought wander."

"As we procceded down the dungeon Mistel suddenly pressed herself against the wall and told me to get down, and to shut up. We crouched down, I heard a cough. Mistel said their were another two guards up ahead. She started saying other things, but my eyes and mind where else were."

Few same voice actors for hundreds of characters. So you can basically just reuse voice lines from other characters' dialogues and implement them on the ones that have the same voice actor. youtube.com/watch?v=Da3F1zzJrAg

>Decide to replay skyrim because of the expansions
>Go join the dawnguard as blatant vampire that has not drink blood in days
>"oh ok, welcome go do this quest, here have new type of weapon that you did not encounter before because reasons"
What the flying fuck this game is trash

I'm gonna fuck that goat

Do you have an archive of that outfit mod and bodyslide files? It seems to be gone.

It's called splicing voice files. If you have enough files, time and autism, you can make anything you want and make it sound like actual recorded lines.

"It might have been a minute, or a few seconds, but I heard Mistel raise her voice and then turn around. Giving me a worried and puzzled look. She asked me what I was staring at."

"I thought I was caught red handed, but she bent over and looked at the ground infront of me. Asking what I was looking at, and was it valuable."

"I was at a loss for a moment, thankfully she was oblivious to what I really was looking at. I was about to tell her it was nothing, when one of the guards turned the corner."

"One of the few times im happy to see a bandit."

...

Are you sure?

>married man looks at someone ass
I just knew he was unfaithful

Me.

my.mixtape.moe/ecvtig.webm

Webms > Screenshots

OH MAN I HAVEN'T SEEN THESE SCREENSHOTS AND POSTS A MILLION TIMES BEFORE, NO SIREE THIS IS SUCH GOOD BANTER AND QUALITY POSTS, PLEASE POST MORE

go make another steam group and jerk each other off there holy SHIT

What poser are you using in these? A lot of the action poses don't look familiar.

>Friends
>At my house
hahaha ;_;

>>Go join the dawnguard as blatant vampire that has not drink blood in days
You've got to be using a mod, because I'm very sure that doesn't happen in vanilla.

>but my eyes and mind where else were.
DELET THIS IMMEDIATELY

"Mistel jumped into a battle stance again, her sword was unsheathed in a matter of seconds. Her reflexes are amazing."

"She rushed the big bandit and bypassed him, telling me to handle him. She charged the redguard behind him."

"That was a smart move, it caught them both off guard. I rushed the big guy as Mistel took care of the redguard. I was starting to believe this wasnt her first adventure."

"We headed down a small stairway and went down a short hall, until we reached the end. A sturdy nordic door was infront of us. I was about to open it when Mistel stopped me, she got nervous and her gaze shifted to the side. She told me not to kill the leader, she wanted to do the honor."

No mods

Isran will eventually found out tho.

mod.dysintropi.me/mods/Skyrim/AerySoulHuntressStandaloneUNPCM.7z

its using UNPCM

mod.dysintropi.me/unpcm/

>no sex mods
>not even nude bodies
Maybe I'll just disable the esp of some posers and that XPSME Racemenu extension just to completely purify my game from the lewd save from followers that have nude bodies.

Other than that, the only thing I'm worried about is what they'd think of my characters, but I think they can take a good waifu any day.

"Mistel told me the leader is an ex-guild mate of hers. Someone who wasn't happy with the rules and wanted to live a more dangerous life."

"She spent the last month tracking him down to the border between Windhelm and Winterhold. She wasnt too surprised that he made a new gang, a wanna-be guild of bandits trying to play thief."

"I just nodded and unsheathed Hilde, Mistel pushed the doors open and yelled the mans name. It surprised me for such a quiet and meek woman to suddenly be filled with such anger. The man just stood up and yelled her name, his two body guards rushed at us."

Wulf, Kiniko, Halo's men, Pinup Dramatic/Action/Men, and a few others.

How can one Unholy Vampire abomination be so fucking perfect?

Hide the custom races mod since that's where I keep all my trap meshes and textures, which is the only bit of my game that could be considered lood.

her face is a fucking mess

"The man just stood near his throne, and watched. A man filled with false pride, bandit leaders always seem to be full of that."

"We rushed at the bodyguards, but Mistel wasn't playing games anymore. She killed the argonian without stopping. She just kept rushing at the man, the dunmers eyes quickly darted to his fallen friend, and I siezed my oppertunity."

"The man unsheathed his sword and stood ready, or well I guess he was. He had a helmet on, was hard to see if he was scared or ready."

After you're done with this you should make a list of the poser mods you use my man :^)))))))

How does a vampire hunter not think a pale guy with glowing orange eyes is not suspicious?
Skyrim must be the worst roleplaying game in the roleplaying aspect I ever played

Sorry, you feel that way my friend, would this make your stomach feel better?

What are you using to convert your webm's? Mine turn out to be burry shit in the end with shadowplay

>dkn man är den enda socialsocialisten här

känns tråkigt favä

>all these panicking replies
You mean to tell me that you guys DON'T have multiple MO profiles including non-lewd ones?

See:

Use webm for retards

>tfw nude mods, sex mods, futa mods, skimpy armor mods, etc
I would probably kill myself if a friend launched my game. In b4 I should do it anyway.

Just a few more, im really sorry its so long. I actually cut out alot of shit to trim it down.

"It was over in seconds, I didn't even step over the dunmer when Mistel striked the man down. She stood over him, stabbing him over and over yelling something about The Night Mistress."

"I thought she said Night Mother, but id soon find out I was wrong. As I walked up to Mistel I saw he kneel over the body and bite into his neck."

"My mind went blank, I grabbed the hilt of Hilde and pulled her from her sheath. Mistel was a damned vampire."

"She turned around and saw me unsheath my sword, she stuttered abit and implored me to listen to her before making any rash decisions. I don't know why, but I sheathed Hilde and told her id let her explain. If this was any other vampire id have cut them down before they could finish. I still dont know why I didnt strike her."

Speak English you god damn savage.

Everybody knows that Faust will make followers for literally anyone. Why is Cumtears pretending like he knows some secret deal of a lifetime?

They're not really clever.

I don't intend to make her a follower.

"Mistel told me to take a seat, this could take awhile."

"I sat down on the table as she sat on the ground infront of me. She explained her connection to the man laying dead behind her. She explained that he was an ex-member of the Thieves Guild, a trouble maker who took off to make his own guild."

"She told me she was a Nightingale. This caught me by surprise, I heard stories of the Nightingales from my father. Like many, I thought they were a myth. I wouldn't have believed her if she didn't show me her sword. The symbol of the Nightingale carved into its hilt."

"After she explained the situation to me she stood up and told me to keep watch, while she raids the chests behind the throne."

"Again, I got distracted."

"We left the tomb not to long after, Mistel found some gems and septims. She seemed happy enough. As we stepped outside she grabbed her backpack and slipped back into the tomb. Im ashamed to say, I took a peek. I still don't know why, im a married man, and I looked at another woman with lust. It's only normal, right?"

"A few hours later we set up a small tent and firepit, it was getting dark and Mistel said we should rest. I didn't know vampires needed sleep."

"I sat down by the fire and pulled out my pipe, ready to light it. Mistel slapped it out of my hands, she told me the smoke will cut my life short. Getting a health lecture from a vampire, ironic."

"Mistel sat down next to me, her backpack still snugged against her back. I told her to set the backpack down and relax, but she gripped its straps and held it close to her. Can't blame her for not trusting me with a backpack full of gems. I did almost attack her earlier."

"We sat and talked for a few hours, I mostly talked about Yarti and my kids. She seemed interested, or she's good at acting. I was about to ask her whats it like to be a dirty bloodsucker, when I felt something rest against my shoulder. Followed by a quiet yawn."

"She was out cold, and resting against me. It was weird, no other woman rested against me since Yarti. My thoughts started to wander, asking questions of what if. What if I wasn't married, what if I did this or that. It reminded me of my younger days, the old me would have embraced her. Let her rest against me, but now it feels wrong and weird."

"Without a second thought I scooped Mistel up in my arms. I was carrying her to the tent, when realization hit me."

Haven't tried Attack Commitment and Combat Evolved but I usually work with:

Ultimate Combat/Dragons
VioLens
TK Dodge
Ordinator

Even then, combat still feels bad because how Skyrim animations and hitboxes work. There's not much variation to them aside from power/sprinting attacks (which isn't much anyway). The only times I find it "fun" is when I start using modded magic spells.

>It's an action RPG. Were you expecting DMC combos?
I was expecting something more fleshed out. Kinda like Dragon's Dogma's combat system where you actually have individual classes and can specialize with different weapons that have varying skills unlike Skyrim's.

>Elevates it above The Witcher series
That's a stretch.

>Mine turn out to be burry shit in the end with shadowplay

Try to lower the resolution of it and push the bitrate as much as you can just before the 3mb limit. Notice how i have mine at 720p and no longer than 10 secs.

I think it's cause a while ago Freir said there would be no follower cause he could not into CK. Then he said Freir is cannothave a day or so ago.

And again here as well.

I have UNP and HV's Barbarian skin although it looks like milkdrinker here amirite

I did just do a fresh install of everything fucked stuff up trying to mod towns so maybe I didn't do one bit right but idk which, I've checked a fair few things. ENB is PureVision but I might change that anyway.

Any suggestions?

Snake sounds a bit sex deprived
Has Yarti stopped putting out?

I could have sworn there was a UUNP conversion for this. Thanks though.

Two more after this, fuck im sorry.

"I looked up at the resting vampire, she was cute, but guilt for even just holding her like this was rushing through my body. More questions of what if, and memories of my youth rushed through my mind. I started to miss the old days."

"I shook my head, told myself it was just fatherly instinct to carry her to her bed. How many times have I done that for the twins, and Yarti."

"I placed Mistel down on her bedroll, and her backpack next to her. I leaned against one of the poles holding the tent up, thinking. Questioning if I should lay down too, would it be right for me to share a tent with another woman. My mind told me the younger me wouldn't have a second thought, but my conscious was stabbing at me."

"In the end I saw outside the tent, reading through you. You're always here for me, the years may have changed, but I still have you. I would have wrote, but I didnt want Yarti to read this when I got home. So I just read through you."

"You're always by my side my old friend."

purevision goes right into the trashbin

you are using mod organizer, right user?

"I wasn't sure how long I read through you all I knew is I nodded off. Eventually the sun was up and Mistel woke me up, saying its time to head back to Windhelm. I started to wonder how a vampire like her can be out in the sunlight like this, but with all the thoughts I had throught the night, the last thing I wanted to do was speak my mind."

"We started to make our way to Windhelm, it was quiet for abit, but I asked about the bounty. I asked her how much of the cut she wanted."

"She shook her head, she told me the bounty is mine. She got enough gems and septims in the tomb to cover the bounty and more."

"She then looked at me and jokingly said she also helped herself to the septims in my pocket while I was asleep. I laughed and told her she could stick her hand in my pants whenever she wants. I still dont know why I said that. Something that cheesy and crass was something the youthful me would have said."

"Mistel got quiet and turned to me, id be lying if I didnt say my face was a little red from a mixture of embrassment and shame. Not to soon her face was red as she gasped. I couldn't even apologize as she walked backwards up the hill, eyes locked on me."

"She gave a shy and meek thank you and ran off."

"I was more confused than anything. Most women would have joked back, or put a dagger to my throat. Vampires are weird."

What attitude do the Sload have towards the Thalmor? Are they going to remain so reclusive in the turbulent 4th Era?

MEMES

CLONES can you post new lewds please.

this

They hate them. The Sload basically hate anyone who isn't a Sload.

The reason they're not active anymore is because they got BTFO'd hardcore after the Thrassian Plague.

"After I collected the bounty from Windhelm I took the carriage to Pargran. It gave me time to think. I was full of guilt, shame, and embrassed for flirting with a vampire."

"As the carriage arrivd at Pargran and I headed out to Pinegrove my mind wandered."

"I started asking myself if im really happy, did I make the right choice."

"My humble home was a stones throw away, and a sense of dread fell over my body. The questions only got worse as I reached the door."

"The moment I closed the door behind me I heard a joyfilled Yarti callling my name. I turned to see her with arms wide open."

"I asked myself before: am I happy, did I make the right choice, is this what I really want in life."

"When Yarti wraps her arms around me in a loving and warm embrace, I know the answer is and always will be yes."

"I wouldnt change a thing."


End
Fuck im so sorry for the spam and shitty story.

Only using PureVision cos I have a new GPU (1050 Ti) and I don't know how far I can push it, Trying to get textures, ELFX and what not sorted before I start seeing how far I can take it before I drop performance.

I'm using NMM cos I'm shit@mods shit@life

Then why did you post it?

>shitty
I've read worse.