N-no user, it will not fit, you are stretching my engine bay!! Kyaaaaa!

Lewd

>mfw
For maximum madman I'd go with an Audi 5.2l V10, to make some Carrera GT-lite monstrosity.

>tfw all American engines fit in all American cars, the bigger cars just have more empty space around the engines

Let the butthurt flow

im pro capital punishment now

when we build our cities americans were still living in tents

Shhh user, adding torque is always a good thing

>adding torque is always a good thing
PUT A CUMMINS IN IT

I'll send this to Trump. Your time is up, nerd.

K

now thats just sad

You're supposed to do swaps when they improve the car, not ruin it.

Or at least when the car is worthless enough to turn it into a joke.

Good god. What is that, an alpha?

>You're supposed to do swaps when they improve the car, not ruin it.
I'm sorry, I thought this was 'Merika

What the hell is an Alpha? It's a Chevrolet Corvair. They smoked too much socialism in 1960 and had this silly idea of a rear engined air cooled flat-6 family car.

>I may live in a joke of a country but at least I have the freedom to be stupid

The Corvair is cool though

In that "It's too stupid to be used for anything productive" kind of way

I might have argued with you but with the current cheeto in chief there's not much to be argued.

Anything makes a 944 better.

so long as the swap is reversible and does not instantly cause the car to crash
I can live with this

>old 911s
>not instantly crashing regardless of engine

is this prolapse porn?

git good
youtube.com/watch?v=V6OGeU-Nl8k#t=57m30s

>tfw no rotary swapped corvair

wtf i love socialism now

And you should! Nothing cuter than bug eyed commie cars with ears to vent their air cooled rear engines.

At the weight and size of a rotary you might as well put one in the front and one in the back.

>3 rotor in the back
>2 rotor in the front
>dat mechanical 60/40 torks split

>After all those years of the truck engine meme, chrysler finally snaps and makes the swan song of the viper
>"You said it has a truck engine? FINE. Here's one with a truck engine"
>Stroked 6.7 cummins w/ twin turbos pushing 600+ hp and 1300+ nm of torque
>Luxuries include abs(optional) and tcs in two modes. "If it's on that might help a bit" and "God help you if you turn it off"
>355s in the rear in hope that it will find grip and not just accelerate earth's rotation
>Full rollcage and trailer hitch come as standard equipment. Added option is a trunk quick release for a gooseneck

Lo and behold, the Rattlesnake.

>mfw have THIQ car with tiny engine bay
HNNNNNNNNG

And the gentle pebble met the turbo for the first time and it was a tragic love affair.

That's like wanting BBWs with tiny boobs.

we need to put a viper engine in a cayman

When you were building your cities there were no Americans, because the Americans hadn't left yurop yet

I'd totally buy one to kill myself in a blaze of glory.

>JZ swaps should be considered as automotive rape.
fix'd

They're fuckin dank noob

lmao v8 swap and it still doesnt run

>will not
>you are

Sounds weird. Nobody talks like that. Contract to won't and you're and it sounds less, uh, robotic.

it was intentional dummy, OP was memeing as a jap girl

I should have said anime girl instead, I don't think jap girls are like that at all. Anime is for degenerate manchildren after all, makes sense that they make that bullshit to appease their audience.

>Complete with an Efini emblem
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Could "fix" that by putting a small screen over it.

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