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>Tips and guides
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Mods: pastebin.com/bzzUK5tz
Steam status: steamstat.us steamgaug.es
Preview Loadout: whatsnext.loadout.tf steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/158547475
HUDs: huds.tf
Game Traffic: steamcharts.com/app/440#1y

>Trading
Sites: scrap.tf tf2outpost.com backpack.tf bazaar.tf
BP check: backpack.tf
Prices: backpack.tf trade.tf
Scrapbanking: scrap.tf scrapbank.me
Skins: p337.info/tfview/

>Competitive
Basics: playcomp.tf
Comp Wiki: comp.tf
Lobbies: tf2center.com/lobbies
Scripting: pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ pastebin.com/H3WfKLaB
TF2 streams: teamfortress.tv
UGC (Global): ugcleague.com
ESEA (NA/EU): play.esea.net
ETF2L (EU): etf2l.org
AusFortress (AUS): ozfortress.com
AsiaFortress (Asia): asiafortress.com
FBTF (Brazil): teamfortress.com.br/forum/

>IRC
irc://irc.rizon.net/tf2g
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please explain meme count meme

casual in it's current state is flawless

>playing Hoodoo first stage
>defending the second point
>sticky jump up to the platform on the left
>sniper scoped in doesn't even spot me as I land
>he moves forward to take the shot, opening the gates
>charge in
>direct pill him
>its a crit
>kill him and the medic healing him instantly
>theres a teleporter down the slope
>double pill it and kill the engineer that comes though as well as the tele
>spend the last five minutes single handedly defending one of two flanks
>not that anyone ever uses the right hand flank
>they all try to charge the choke
>we win

People who unironically main scout and refuse to play anything else make me sad for them. Even if they're good.

People who still play TF2

...

current Steak stats
>While under the effects (15 seconds), move speed is increased (35%), attacks mini-crit, damage taken will be increased 25%, and the player may only use melee weapons. Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)
but then:
>While under the effects (15 seconds): Gain a temporary speed boost (40%, 2s) when damage is taken, regenerate 5 health per second (total 75), attacks mini-crit, and the player may only use melee weapons
too op? too up?
trying to get it used more in pubs (where you die too quickly to do anything) and unbanned in comp (where the speed boost lets heavies run to mid)

oh and
>Alt-fire: Share with a friend (Medium Health Kit)*

Was cactus canyon that good of a map?

it was pretty fun, a little bit flat on the third stage maybe, but I would have liked to see it in the Payload rotation if they dressed it up nicely

I remember the first stage having a really bad chokepoint at the end so it was rare to actually get to play the 2nd and 3rd stage.
but then I think they removed one of those stages anyway

Why is the Scottish Resistance used more? Especially on defense where it could be considered OP sometimes

Not*

Because you can't spam stickies with it
And god forbid Demomen give up their sticky spam

I can hold mouse 2 and click mouse 1. Am I not the most skilled in the land?

When will Quickplay return?

What makes me a good demopan?

you can't react quickly to enemies, your ability to hit Scouts without swapping to grenade launcher frequently is basically nil, and you can't blow up all the different stickies at once, you have to individually select them.

even on defense in competitive play, you want to be able to push out when necessary, or to react to just having blown up all your stickies and place more before an enemy runs right through

as for pubs, I guess it's a mixture of people not having the patience for it and everything above

best taunt tho

>go to backpack.tf
>go to the price suggestion for the Stout Shako
>weep

scout is fun. i don't main scout but he is a versatile and useful class, that is fun, i don't understand why you would pity them. there is nothing better to main at least, soldier and medic mains are probably the most pitiful

I am trying to install Team Fortress 2 Classic just to give it a shot. Apparently it needs to be installed in "sourcemods" directory. The problem with this is that my operating system is on an SSD where there is not enough space to hold an 8 gigabyte file but regardless Steam will only read folders there. Just making a hard link to the folder from my external disk is apparently not enough even though it functions identically to a folder so what the fuck can I do? I cannot play?

>SSD
>Not enough room for 8 gigs
Jesus christ dude, hold off on the porn

>best taunt tho
Forgot it even existed, it's a shame
What are other taunts attatched to worthless weapons?

I will have you know i have plenty of space for porn left just not on my 80 gigabyte SSD

>Installing anything other than the OS and a few important programs on an 80GB SSD
>Installing steam on an 80GB SSD when three games can fill it up completely
>Being computer illiterate

>being this hostile when you don't know what the fuck you are talking about
I literally just showed you I use an external drive where I put all my games. Yes, Steam can use an external drive to install games too. There isn't a single game installed to my SSD, I am dualbooting with Linux, and Windows 7 takes up 25 gigabytes by itself for fucks sake. This "sourcemods" shit is my only problem with my whole setup and Windows 7 apparently doesn't have a capable hard linking system. I want to know if I have any other options

Daily reminder that the creator of the Gift Bringer was salty enough to make this and put it on his workshop

The belt's the only part that doesn't look like shit compared to the Kringle.

His own fault for copying an existing concept

why does a simple kids game need a general? theres literally nothing to discuss

I think you took the wrong turn at the front page, i bet you meant to go to

We can talk about how the Persian Persuader went from the best sword to the worst

I miss the old claidham mor or however the fuck you're supposed to spell it. It's absolute garbage now without the extra charge distance.

>ywn jump with 8 stickies to the other end of the map, land behind a sniper, oneshot him with a LnL pill and get back at full hp immediately thanks to the dropped weapon
It wasn't effective ( aside from dumb maps like mario kart) but it was fun dammit
They changed it so it has an use even without a shield, but now it tries to be too many things to be useful

But why would you ever use the new claidham mor when the half zatochi exists?
Since it is now a sword and draws slower the honorbound system is basically non-existent because if you don't think you can get the kill then you just reholster it before its fully drawn.

Or you can use it with a shield and the chances of you not getting a kill with it are minimal.

>but now it tries to be too many things to be useful
This exactly, persian persuader was already pretty much useless with anything other than shield too. Which is good, because the swords should be good for demoknights with shields, not regular demos who also have swords.

Exactly, there's no point to it
Especially since the 15% extra damage taken means you'll get killed by much more stuff than you would otherwise.
Also it's really dumb that the damage vulnerability equals to a 20/30 max hp loss (depending on booties) when the old one had -15hp straight.

What does the claymore do now?
When was it changed?

Was STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED selling or buying?

25hp on kill, 25% charge meter on kill, take 15% more damage from everything when active
Still has no crits and longer range
Basically it went from "I'm gonna charge from one end of the map to the other and nobody is going to expect it" to "I want to help everyone!". Sadly, the best way it could help is by becoming the fucking skullcutter of all things

The skullcutter is 100x more useful because it does more damage and crits like buggery.

A charge and a critswing into a Heavy with the Skullcutter will instakill him

Sorry, should have mentioned, a charge with the splendid screen and a crit swing.

Targe or Turner will not deal enough bash damage

Selling it
You don't even need a bash, just a crit and a regular hit will kill him just fine
And the fun of shitting on soldiers is incredible as well

Yeah but if he hears the scream and starts drilling into you quick enough you won't get the second swing off. Bashing and a swing is a lot cleaner and safer

You still need to get the full charge distance to deal enough bash damage to oneshot him
I find it easier to get a minicrit off and pray for crits while juking them, usually you wouldn't try this on a heavy who can actually aim

Don't forget you are using the skullcutter so the full charge distance is a lot shorter than normal

True, that's something i hadn't considered
Still, given it's actual critrate i don't think you'd absolutely need to get the charge crits
Since we're on the subject of demoknights, do you feel that the base jumper has a purpose for them?

I don't even think the b.a.s.e. has a purpose for demoman at all. Soldier has some synergy with the air strike.

You can hover above people and rain stickies down on them. Demo can jump up to the skybox almost instantly so on maps with large skyboxes like thunder mountain its pretty viable to hover and spam

Maybe if you are trimping and you can get some real height, but even then you lack any ranged abilities. Probably not

Yeah, but demo lacks ranged attacks. Aiming a pill from the top of the skybox is pain even with the LnL, and you're telegraphing your stickies.
I mean, it could be fun to sticky snipe with the quickiebomb up there, but other than that, I see no practical use.
Unrelated but why is thunder mountain so good

I swear they've changed how the charge behaves because most of my trimping spots have been rendered useless, while i found some completely new
Did you know that you can get to the other team's sniper perch on harvest by trimping on the ladder to the right of your spawn? Great for taking out snipers, engis and other random flankers
Aiming pills while hovering is easy if you have the iron bomber. Even if you miss you're still doing damage, but the reduced arc and speed help lining up shots
And thundermountain has some of the worst spawns in the game
>First stage's RED spawn is a nightmare for blu to cap
>Second stage BLU spawn is spawncamping 24/7
>Third stage RED spawn is full of useless flank routes

>i spent 9 of the last 10 edging instead of playing videogames
darn
i wanted to play vidya

is this accurate

I'm off to lan

later nerdos

its not very satisfying having to wait like 4 seconds to detonate
the people that never saw a good demoman before complain about people using sticks in a normal way saying they are "sticky spamming"

i cant join my friends if they already joined a match
i cant use cl_interp 0.015
i cant change my graphcis to potato quality and use directx 8
it is NOT flawless
take pics

I'm an invis watch purist. Why do 90% of spies I see use the dead ringer, and should I use it too

...

get out of death card is miles better if youre bad and dying all the fucking time, which is why everyone uses it
everyone is bad

stay with invis watch and improve yourself with every death

9 what
hours
days
years

9 bananas

that doesnt even make sense

ugh

why not

because

because what
hours
days
years

>"Push that fucking cart, niggers"

They went really overboard with that one, who let them keep it in?

can someone please post the drawing with demoman thumbs up with a huge evil grin with sticky bombs covering heavy and medic? i cant fucking find it

"kill all niggers"
- the soldier from team fortress two

consider yourself dominated you scot son of a bitch

Imagine the day when "nigger" has become so overused and misused that it doesn't mean anything anymore and only retards get upset about it. Like fag.
Then special snowflakes will have to come up with thier own word to get triggered over.
It will be grand.

Tf2 has comics

So where is the raffle

i hate black idiots (c) rocket shooting guy from tom fordress too

tf2r.com/kw40ffq.html

CSGO had some comics too, but they were ingame and limited to an operation.

>only two people joined
What happened?

Don't tell me everyone's out ""protesting""

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>5 mins
>WOAH WHERE IS EVERYONG
it's not that active general newfriend

7 names it 5 describes it

Hot Salami

>newfriend
Nigga, whenever there's a raffle, you jews hop on it like Sanders at the Trump dinner.

Put it in my pooper.

Bungle Fungler

Hallelujah Money

Kurt Co43q{

*cracks ur nuts*

Scatter Gun

ass blasta

Name: "Coconut Gun"
Desc:"IT FIRES IN SPURTS"

CutNracker GatterScun

my epic boomstick

Rocket Launcher

xXPEANUT BUTTERXx

>more people naming a scattergun than joining viva's raffle

Because viva sucks. Which gives me an idea:

viva is gay

Vivas Rafflegun

viva is gay (not that there's anything wrong with being gay)

please help me, for reference