For our shortness of stature, in comparison with the great size of their bodies...

>for our shortness of stature, in comparison with the great size of their bodies, is generally a subject of much contempt to the men of Gaul
>out of 3 million Gallic soldiers engaged in the wars, 1 million killed and 1 million captured.
watch out lanklets, manlets win EVERY time

How can lanklets even compete with our masculinity and virility? Truly we are the stuff of Roman legends.

Lanklets BTFO

I'm glad I'm a 5'11 manlet. My Roman ancestor are calling to me.

6'0 manlet here, I can ever be in more agreement with you, fellow manlet.

Lanklets should just bow down and accept our big, manlet cocks as it was meant to be.

>be 5'9
>cuck multiple lanklets
>all their women say my dick is the biggest they've had

I'm laffin

That's okay, atleast I can still beat you up b/c you're short.

Ah, the pleasures of being a taller manlet.

Till I steal your gf you cuck

Traitor

how can you steal my gf if you're dead or captured lmao

just face it lanklets, manlets ALWAYS win

could have sweared he looks like Napoleon

>be 6'4 germanic
>know your ancestors cucked romans and crashed their empire at the same time
when will you learn?

welcome to romanticism

>late empire cucks
>true romans
those fags even wore beards

>After Darius was killed shortly following his defeat at Gaugamela, Alexander sent his body to her for burial. Called upon to mourn his death, she was reported to have said, I have only one son [Alexander] and he is king of all Persia.
even lanklets' mothers will abandon them for manlets lmao

>be 6'4 germanic
>queue up to be cucked by the big yet old roman cock
>give it a heart attack
>keep shoving its cultural dick inside of you for centuries after death, even while it's losing pieces and rotting

BIG

MED

BRAINS

TINY

NORD

STRATEGY

>H>R>E

Is this the most accurate description of Charlmagnian and post roman empires?

He was even killed shortly.

Persians are taller than Greeks?

Is there a bigger whore than Darius' mother?

Abandoning your own son, what a fucking bitch

K. I'm still taller than you.