/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/, /gwt/)

If It Ain't Broke Edition

Standalone Gwent is announced !
playgwent.com
>Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=OqNet72FPF8
>Gameplay demo (E3)
youtube.com/watch?v=zabgNv6f2ZY
>Gameplay Demo (Gamescom)
youtube.com/watch?v=avlMgLy4H_w

GOTY Edition is out !
>Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=qy8jmm9kY4A

Patch 1.30 is out !
>Changelog
wpc.4d7d.edgecastcdn.net/004D7D/mkt/document/Changelog-1.30-ENG.pdf

Downloads:
>Latest patch, free DLCs, The Witcher books(first 5 are official, the remaining fan translations are of varying quality) and short stories
f.wtcg.pl/
>Experimental first-person perspective mod for TW3
www.skacik.pl/test.zip

Links:
>Pastebin containing Witcher gear locations, TW1+2 and books info
pastebin.com/qhpfPiqJ
>Debug Console Commands
mmo-game.eu/witcher-3-debug-console-commands/
>Where do I find Gwent cards?
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15RUB-aG3Y2mRY3oWyNY1TlfDTRE-ySgNURUfTpMH0XQ/edit?usp=sharing
gwentcards.com/
>Witcher lore series for newfriends
youtube.com/watch?v=YrrzVp2HIMk&feature=youtu.be&list=PL7pGJQV-jlzCMqEAP49QApVHNJeZxxdL9
>All vanilla Gwent cards ready to be printed out
imgur.com/a/gV1y5
>Gwent Standalone cards
imgur.com/a/nJ3Df
>Redirect to the current thread
wtcg.pl
>Discord server
discord.gg/ydW4bCR

Cyberpunk 2077
>First trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=P99qJGrPNLs
>Creator about Cyberpunk 2077's world
youtube.com/watch?v=xYxt7cwDk4E

Other urls found in this thread:

imgur.com/a/Ystj3
imgur.com/a/5qjyD
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Also, Regis x Geralt OTP

Reminder to not let Ciri die!

ded general edition

Maybe we should let it rest for a while?

How do I witch?

Geralt and Triss OTP

Bromances are not for lewd you fucking faggot

previous thread

let it rip

BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPP

Hey guys, trying to get into the Witcher.
The first game so far has some really bad mechanics which I heard greatly improve in Assassin of Kings.
How much will it affect my game if I just watched the first one's walkthrough instead of completing it myself before starting the second one?

Also does it have that thing like Mass Effect where the previous game affects the next one?

Why am I supposed to finish Skellige before finishing Triss' stuff?

Just ignore the suggested levels for those and turn on enemy scaling

You get to meet Yen far better in Skellige if you know little about her and you can make a more informed decision about your romance choice knowing them both. It is not uncommon for people to finish all Triss' quest in Novigrad and then get to meet Yen and like her more, but have already committed to Triss due to her quests coming first and people being completionists and doing all the stuff in Novigrad before heading to Skellige.

Both ladies are great in their own way and you might end up preferring either, but it's nice giving them both a chance to show what they have first. Either way, Witcher waifus are the best :3

First game is great and it gets better as you move further into the story, but it is clunky by today's standards and can be hard to get into. However, playing it is not essential to get the story of the following games. Hell, you can even start with TW3, but reading the books and playing the previous games makes the experience far more engaging.

Oh good I thought there was some easter egg dialogue or something if you did things in a certain order.

I'm ALWAYS going to fuck Triss.

Here's a protip: filter and hide the turboautist's retarded Triss spam

this gwent meta is so fucking awful. if they don't patch on tuesday im going to be right pissed.

Read this before playing the third game:
imgur.com/a/Ystj3
you can skip the first two if you dont want to play them. You can even go back to finish the second game(maybe even the first) after you love the lore/world with the third game.

what about the meta?
it wont be patched. we got to wait one more month.

>page triss

:3

What would you have done in that peasant's place?

Left the tower and found myself a nice peasant waifu.

commit sudoku

TW1, so comfy.

Why is she in jail? ;_;

It's not real jail. Ciri just likes to roleplay with Geralt :3

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Has anyone tried STLM 3.0+ version? It came out yesterday.

Regis is cool and all, but those nails are disgusting.

Wouldn't lead an angry mob to my waifu's house

Cirilla is purity.

Oh! I was worried there for a second! :3

>Play Witcher 3 for the 4th time
>Go to sleep in my Witcher 3 bedding
>Dressed in the Yennefer lingerie she wears in the game
>Hope i will dream about her
>Wake up in a dream
>Yennefer is in front of me
>I taunt her and say her magic is weak and she doesnt can defeat anybody who is fast enough
>She gets angry and beat me in a few seconds
>Say i'm going to pay the price for making fun of the most powerful sorceress
>She enchants a piece of wood to be her penis
>Ties me to a bed
>Starts smiling and says she is gong to make me her bitch
>Feel te tip of her magic dick on my anus
>Start moaning
>It seems you like to be a little slut
>Enters my boypussy
>I feel her throbing and pulsing woden magic dick inside me
>Wake up
>Precum nearly flooding my bed

I will never be Yens buttslut and it hurts

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You posted this in the previous thread m8. Kill self.

A FUCKING CUTE

Delete, this never happened! ;_;

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>be me
>played witcher 3 months ago, absolutely loved it
>fully intend to play witcher 1 and 2
>been lazy and still haven't gotten around to it
>mfw

Just play TW1 once and then you'll never have to touch that stinking pile of shit again

Hello where is Syanna?

What did you guys do with Wham-a-wham in Missing Miners?

On my first playthrough I figured he had the right to defend himself and his home. The humans started it, and he ended it.

But on my second playthrough now, it dawned on me that one of the miners tried to escape and crawled away pretty far from the cave before wham hunted him down and crushed him.

So now I'm kinda on the fence and don't know who to go with.
inb4 tell him you won't kill him and then kill him anyway

Hi again my wife! :3

Hi again my husband! :3

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You fucking delete this you faggot.

Stick through the first game. It gets better and better as time goes, the atmosphere, characters and music will make you want to continue.

>Also does it have that thing like Mass Effect where the previous game affects the next one?
Yes. Kinda. They didn't do a great job at it.

YOU fucking delete this, Big Bad White Wolf belongs with his Red Fox, Avallac'h.

YOU FUCKING DELETE THIS YOU KNIFE EAR LOVING FAGGOT

REGIS IS A PURE VIRGIN REEEEEE

Jesus christ you autistic fags, relax - everyone can have a piece of that whit wolf

>masquerade quest
good god, can she get even more pathetic? Woman's got literally no dignity

She's not even drunk, she's just acting like a child, 4 sips of wine will not get you even tipsy

still gave her the BIG WITCHER COCK then ended the relationship with console commands after though

Some guys like it when girls act vulnerable and silly, she's just not for you.

these shenanigans displease me

nice piccy, too bad Priscilla is not in her other outfit

yeah, i was thinking about getting together with her , but seeing her act like a 15 year old trailer trash who's just had her first sip of beer made me completely flaccid

Help me bros, i'm retarded - how the fuck do I equip alternative outfits for grills?

I thought she was adorable, I loved seeing her getting relaxed and happy. Vegelbud's ball was a turning point, a culmination of several previous quests and that one kiss meant so much for both my Geralt and Triss. I see it as a moment when Geralt finally realizes Triss is the right woman for him.

I remember having to take a break after the first time I played it and just gather my thoughts and emotions because it felt so impacting. I probably replayed that quest over 50 times now and I still enjoy every second of it.

I was so happy when Geralt mentioned that evening during his talk with Triss in B&W and his feelings about it and how fondly he recollects that night. That is exactly how I envisioned my Geralt feeling and it's like CDPR knew that and gave him the perfect dialogue line. When he said that evening was magic, I was like, yeah, that's my Geralt alright.

Yeah, she's not drunk, just tipsy, but she and Geralt spend several hours on the ball. Ingrid says they should wait for the guests to get drunk and that takes more than the 5 minutes it takes in game, so it is safe to assume she probably had a glass or two of wine while they were mingling or while Geralt was playing Gwent. There is no need to show every sip of wine she took in order to justify the scene, only the culmination was shown.

Looks great desu

More: imgur.com/a/5qjyD

Triss has spent months dealing with Novigrad scum and hiding, I loved how excited she got for the ball and I loved that she got a chance to relax and unwind. Plus, she is there with a man she loves and her good mood is understandable and was quite appealing to me.

In the main menu iirc
or if you're using GoG in the DLCs thingy

>novigrad scums
>implying they're weren't doing the best thing by cleansing the city of degenerates witches

radovid shills btfo

I'm the supporter of glorious Radovid, but whatever the case may be, Triss had to hide, she lost her money and power and is forced to collaborate with all kinds of shady characters in order to secure the safety of the mages. Most other sorceresses would just teleport and save themselves, but Triss chose to take the role of a leader, something that doesn't come naturally for her and risk her life on a daily basis, selflessly helping others. If she wants to relax and act silly for one night, she more than deserves that. Her happiness was a delight to see and I found her charming and adorable.

Hey, don't bully /pol/ please, get out with your hate & fear propaganda.

GOT THEIR ARSES WHIPPED LIKE A NOVIGRAD WHORE!

Holy shit that looks great. But when it is set ? As Letho and the kingslayers are still alive.

>“Farewell of The White Wolf” is an epilogue of the story presented in The Witcher series. Made with the second part’s engine, it tells about a wedding of Geralt of Rivia and Yennefer of Vengerberg, two destined to each other, who had finally found a little peace.
>During three days of adventure, you’re going to see the returns of closest friends, unexpected guests, interesting stories and... more than just one romance.

Friendship with Geralt OVER now Dettlaff is my best friend

Shut up Regis.

N-no!

we all know dettlaff is actually your boyfriend

go to alabama - you'll find plenty of trisses there

>or if you're using GoG in the DLCs thingy
oh ok, thanks

why do all vampires have such disgusting nails

Don't you foken thank me and insult regis in the same post user

Sounds like heaven :3

the look in his eye, you just KNOW they broke up
emiel regis is known to be THE most hung guy in some graveyard out in the middle of nowhere, possibly one of the biggest on the continent. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival letho and hotsporn. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely crushed geralt's heart.
they would have spent hours and hours on talking things through, getting geralt emotionally prepped enough just so he can take it. i can just imagine him pleading for regis to stay, with emiel barely able to get a word in, and geralt begging on his knees, demanding him to stay with him. he would have burst into tears within seconds of understanding what regis was saying, being filled and broken by grief.. the river of tears would have been powerful, with his hand muscles clamping down on emiels trouser leg, his whole body shaking in disbelief..
i bet he still cries to the memory of it

Jesus Christ, you plebs are worse than the Trissfag, with the added benefit of being impossible to filter. High time you ended yourselves.

I get what u mean, I just like Priscilla's other outfit better
hehe

kek
Regis-posting never hurted anyone, right?

Gonna play some TW1.

Yeah, sorry :3 That's the only available outfit for some reason, I'm not a fan either.

>anything worse than trissautist
Don't think so, pal

>Reggiefags
>plebs

Vampires are different and function under different rules. There is nothing gay in having butt sex with your vampire buddies.

Since homosexuality is inheritable, did Ciri get it from her Papa?

Emhyr is a fagot if that's what you're asking

That explains why he killed his qt elder blood wife.

mmm I want to spread open those legs and fuck the hole between them, unloading my hot semen deep inside

I always thought gayposting was a way to make trissautist see how annoying he is by doing the same thing he does with something he doesn't like. Too bad he's too far gone to get it.

Thaler please calm down.

Fucking pedo

I have nothing against gay posting, people can post whatever they like. I have no problem ignoring the things that are of no interest to me :3

yea a "heaven" full of degenerates

So it's a Hell
Woah I know kung fu