It's over, faggots. Your soulless japanese and german appliances are no more

It's over, faggots. Your soulless japanese and german appliances are no more.
Alfa Romeo is back.

S O U L I S E V E R Y T H I N G

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(The Audi on the right KEK)

>a beta in the midst of literal alfas
lmao

T H E - F A M I L Y

Daily reminder that you will never be able to afford one

>it's another alberto barbossa shill thread

how's that 1.3 diesel punto, fast eh? muh torkz amirite

"M-M-MUH RACING HERITAGE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CAR COMPANY TODAY" commercials

>It's another "I'm so mad I can't get me a beautiful red Alfa Romeo" post

U WOT

well why did you get a punto instead of alfa then?

JAPANESE SUPERIOR TASTE

They laugh at because he buy their soulless cars

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>FCA

>just because he owns a Fiat he can't be a fan of Alfa
Negro, please.
Even a Panda has more soul and heritage than whatever japanese or german car ever made.

F A C T

I can't see any Taiwan fan club for any of the bus Veeky Forums users take everyday

literally suicide watch, the post

>Implying German would even be able to produce such a piece of art

Daily reminder that this 4C with its 1.750 liters engine goes faster than an Audi R8

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The sexiest hatchback ever

>Golf faggots stay away

You have two types of automotive brands: the brands that were made to race and the brands that were made to sell cars.

This is why the italians will always be superior. There will always be that little bit of racing dna, that little bit of heritage on every italian car.
That's their soul, something weebs and germancucks will never understand.

They can spout memes about reliability but in the end of the day, that little italian car will be the one you care most after.

>Even a Panda has more soul and heritage than whatever japanese or german car ever made.
This is the dumbest argument I've ever heard. To an American, a Fiat is a vapid little shitbox with no history. (Which is why the only 'people' to buy them are morons who think they're cute)

>posts a picture of a transverse v8 FWD volvo shaped shitbox

Even my 1jz toyota crown wagon has more soul than that garbage.

>the brands that were made to race and the brands that were made to sell cars
Okay, I'll list a couple of German brands that were "made to race":
>BMW
>Mercedes-Benz
>Porsche

VW/Audi is just plain shit though.

You just proved the common american is dumb. Was that your point?

Get the fuck out of my thread, weeb.

SENZA CUORE SAREMMO SOLO MACCHINE
ALFA ROMEO SUPREME SHITPOSTING
WARNING: BETA VW HAVE TO STAY AWAY

>supporting car companies that ride the coat tails of race teams from decades ago to sell as many cars and make as much money as possible

The soul and passion is gone from those shitboxes, friend.

Wrong.
Only Porsche was "made to race". BMW and Mercedes were brands founded to mass produce cars.

>Implying Mazda isn't a Japanese version of the same fucking thing

SHAME, TRIPSHIT.

>the first mazda "car" was a fucking motorcycle attached to a cart for the little nips to carry their groceries
Fuck right off.

>he's talking shit about the godly 155 Q4

The car that:

>destroyed every fucking German rivals
>gave X seconds per lap to pic related Mercedes
>had a V6 engine able to spin > 10.000 rpms
>has an AWD system

youtube.com/watch?v=wysO0nj2bMQ

Go be a weeb elsewhere

Also

>It's the best car and the car you want in Gran Turismo 2

Superior Italian soul

>1 liter diesel punto

LMAO

The Seat and the Golf were so horrid that the photographer didn't even include them in the photo

Friendly reminder for the newfriends that mjet drives a 1.0 DIESEL Fiat Punto so you can safely disregard any of his shitposts and just laugh at the cuck.

>rwd civic
Get to your containment thread, japcuck.

>posts a picture of a dedicated race car that has nothing to do with the picture of the road going version he posted before

like WOW guys look at this totally stock toyota supra that will blow u out of the water

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I had an Alfa once, what a fucking mistake that turned out to be

seriously what's going on with all the Alfa shilling? is this some new meme?

>knows shit about what he's talking about

The 155 Q4 posted is half a Lancia Delta Integrale underneath with a beast engine.

That gorgeous Bertone in the background

Why do you chinese cartoon watching neckbeards always have to pollute these threads with your ugly ass pieces of rusting shit?

Just get the fuck out, nobody cares about your opinions.

>1.3 diesel cuckbox boy trying to talk big

Top fucking kek

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>my dick is bigger because I drive a fucking corolla
with a slushbox
Fucking cuck.

>1 liter diesel fiat

>1.0 diesel punto

LOL
you're the most pathetic tripfag on this board

you do know not ever one is a sad poor fag like you right?

spoiler/diesel punto/spoiler

You're not even Italian you're a filthy spic

I proves that soul and heritage are relevant

Wo is des herst?

Comon guys, this thread is supposed to be safe space for alfa romeo fags.

SEX!!!!

Dat_ass.jpeg

lmao

rekd

>mehjet not replying back in buttrage like usual

g-guys... he didn't do what I think he did, did he?

... did we go too far? ;~;

RRRIIIIIIIPP in pieces mjet ;~;7

press F to laugh at his 1.3l

>you have to be 18 to post on Veeky Forums

Had to quit namefagging out of embarrassment, huh?

cringe

Also nice try but no green alfa for snek, what a bunch of cucks.

the car is a piece of shit, fuck off you alfa romero shills, stop making these shitty threads

Trip back on puntocuck

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post your car and i'll believe that YOU're over 18

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lol?

>the only needed thing to melt the ice it's the car's own soul

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Fuck, the 156 and 159 look so much cleaner than the Giulia.

Why did Alfa Romeo sponsor the Supahbowl? Alfas aren't even popular in the US. I don't think I've ever even seen one at a dealership.

Yet they're still faster than that Alfa garbage

Really makes you think

ONLY BECAUSE IT'S RED....REEEEEEEEEEEE

Usual Audi faggots with watering mouths

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Proof that M3/M4 drivers are faggots

>that alpha male staring

>Look at me Bruh I also drive a penis-mobile

All these supercars and they chose to turn their heads for the Giulia.

>STOP BEING RED REEEEEEEEEE

worse bait posting i've seen on Veeky Forums ever

>Fuck the F-50, I like better the Giulia *strokes dick through pants pocket*

>moving objects attract more attention than stationary objects
No shit.

You can bet your ass everyone was looking at the F50 when it pulled up.

>85 replies
>27 posters
You have autism, dude.

>moving objects attract more attention than stationary objects

FUCKING FURRIES

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A shot of the Busso V6's shiny polished intake runners never fails to get me rock fucking hard, I'll give you that.

>mistaking soul & passion for autism
>he's angry because his car maker doesn't have a "museum of emotions"

HNNNNGGGGH

Trivia:

The snake is not spitting fire.

It's eating a kid.

That means that you have to be an adult to drive an Alfa Romeo, otherwise one can stick with his Golf/Miata

They're trying to make a major comeback with the Gulia and that shitty crossover

TRIVIA:

There's no records of niggers driving any Alfa Romeo cars.

>Veeky Forums badge on your car

>showing your power level in public

When you hang out with your weird friend you all hate (the one in the middle)

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are we getting raided by shitposting Italians? This is literally the sixth alfa romero thread.

Also mjet go fiddle with your
>fwd diesel fiat

THAT'S A SPICY MEATBALL