Dota 2 General - /d2g/

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/700
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: opendota.com/ (formerly yasp.co)
Hero stats: devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/

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>post a question about dota in /lolg/
>they ban you instantly
>spam /pol/shit in /d2g/
>nothing happens
we need mods

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most of the mods hate us, I think we only have one admin that gives a shit about dota

>we need mods

Lads i find Sheever really hot in this outfit i dont know why, i'm too beta to ask for a selfie

lul, my country sucks up more resources from the yunion than it pays, try again
member of the Messiah of Nations reporting in

>EU dota trashed like it belongs

based /pol/bros not letting the general die

This general is fucking awful

why do euroapes still listen to dubstep?

Half of Veeky Forums are /pol/
Does that make Veeky Forums 2nd most redpillled board?

Remember when /d2g/ got stickies?

What happened?

Our guy singsing is streaming

>non-whites
>cucked-whites (EU nations)

reminder to report all /pol/ garbage as fast as you can

We do have mods, they're the ones pposting the /pol/ shit

this game fucking sucks

post em boys

>Digital Cucks lost to a fucking PL of all heroes

How did Punished Misery screwed up so much? I thought it was his revenge! Not Puppey's!

166208038
wow your anglish is very many

Hey, here's an honest question: do you like the hud changes from yesterday?

The dmg/armor/ms/stats section is kind of fucking small desu

How come DC is NA when they win but EU when they lose?

>EU dota gets eliminated

>d2g becomes a shitfest

Who cares, they all ban evade the rare time a mod does anything anyway

I AM SO TIRED OF MEXICANS IN MY GAMES

YOU CAN HEAR THEIR MANLET STATUS FROM THEIR SHITTY BURITO LANGUAGE

TELL ME IF LOL HAS REGION BLOCKED SERVERS

>has shit cold weather and suicide inducing winters
>he gt's yottatriggered by chilly winds
LMAO
NIGGER GENES SHIBBOLETHED
so much for claiming to be white

That mod went fucking insane and started banning people for posting dota 2 related content

our girl is streaming

prepping for meme match

someone make a thread on /qa/ that complains about this shit so they can assign a janitor to delete this for free

get all their static IPs banned

That was his mistake as well

>dubstep
You think skrillex is dubstep too right?

>redditors giga triggered by Veeky Forums culture

what the fuck is that puke in a bowl

...

i love bo1s this way i get to wait 30minutes for every 40minute match instead of 30minutes every 1hr30mins

with the first most redpilled being /mlp/ of course

>insane taxation
?
>cucked of rights and freedom
?
>enslaved by the noname EU that literally no one but brexit fanatics care about
?
>cold weather is bad
? t. nigger genes

Stay mad, I'll stay white and first world

Is she a virgin?

Fuck man, if that isn't the face of evil, I don't know what is

>I'm OK never ever ever accumulating wealth and forever living measly and pathetic NEETlike existence and being a rentcuck forever

Enjoy that 60% taxation once you do have to join real life

Even more hilarious when all the good universities are in America. Your free education is trash.

She's been fucking ODPixel for over a year

od rails her asshole every day

>he pays a literal small fortune to go to school, and is so fucked in his head that he is proud of it

Who the fuck had the brilliant idea to make every single LB match a BO1, including the finals?

Oh yeah, definitely.

Jesus even /lolg/ is better than this

no mod or janny in their right mind will deal with this shithole you idiots, especially for a dead game that goes to page 10 every hour when esports isn't on

So thoughts on the newest new UI? I like it except I was getting used to having AS available. Also I liked having the sum of the attack better than the base+dmg, but most of all I liked when you could also hold alt to split it like in the first nu-UI version.

garbage/most hated players in the scene also just cancer in general
>arteezy
>sumail
>ppd
>universe
>zai
>crit
>fear
>bulba
>mason
>ixmike
>grandgrant

actually play the game because they love it and not for the money, based as fuck and entertaining if they want to be
>waga
>dendi
>bulldog
>cancel
>w33
>miracle
>n0tail
>puppey
>capitalist
>siractionslacks

>arguing with americans
literal amoebas are on a higher tier of intelligence than them

someone smart that understands that losing is actually bad and should matter

>I'm OK never ever ever accumulating wealth and forever living measly and pathetic NEETlike existence and being a rentcuck forever
t. A guy who knows nothing of European taxation

>Even more hilarious when all the good universities are in America. Your free education is trash
t. A guy who unironically fell for the patriotic brainwash of "B-but Princeton and Yale and Harvard are the best! Just look at these ratings!"

>IG goes 1-2 against the best team in the world according to gosugamers rankings
>is ranked 226 and gets 0 rating points
Who the fuck designed this shit system

>Everybody who doesn't like their games ruined by subhuman scum is /pol/
>Meanwhile the thread is barely staying on the frontpage while esports are happening
>Other yuropoors still making it beyond embarrassing to be yuropoor in Dota
Good god.

>/pol/posting
>Veeky Forums culture

It's literally r/TheDonald that poured into /pol/ and then spread out to other boards in the past year or so

>tfw it's your first time

>haha guys le na dota amirite??

>reddit go away

what do you think

>inbred brit is fucking a horse
P O T T E R Y

this thred could be better

well played naix

The sum damage was nice. I'd like if you could split it with alt. I like how gaining stats has a little glow to it. The stats area is a little fucking small though, but at least they made the health/mana bars bigger

that makeup lmao

>Warned for talking politics in Veeky Forums
>janitors don't understand that the oldest, most cherished tradition of /d2g/ is region wars
Honestly only janitors who browse generals for at least 5 hours a week should be able to clean them

I wonder what kind of sounds Sheever makes when she's being fucked

i agree, raimi should have written the lore for dota 2, it would go well with the /pol/posting

>not only do members of the union or yuropeon cuckolds pay insane income tax

>they have 19% white cis male sales tax as well

>Still no free speech or ability to defend yourself either.

youtube.com/watch?v=_Q-g-HiVEGU

strawpoll.me/12163698
strawpoll.me/12163698
strawpoll.me/12163698

esports are on, and the thread doesn't need you. So fuck off were trying to enjoy this game

Why are shitskins so insecure about their race?

They always get triggered when somebody EVEN dares to mention it.

>1k
>spam necro
>win
how long will this work?

I also have a burning hatred for cykas ruining my game, but that's like making general threads in /v/
These things don't belong here, at least in these amounts. There is literally no reason to not discuss this in /pol/ or at least /v/.
/pol/ leaking all over was the worst thing to happen to Veeky Forums since it got mainstream

youtube.com/watch?v=Xc_CW_xqNJo
something like this id imagine

>reports are working
God be praised

to 6k probably

Fuck you

/d2g/ was never about /int/ trash, it was china vs the west at best, people supported teams and players but nobody knows anything about esports other how to spread their cheeks for arteezy anymore

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What did he just say?

>trying to stop mobilebros

Russians are good willed samaritans compared to peruvians, it's amazing you guys even dare to complain when you have it that easy

d2g's discord is infinitely better than its threads

It's pretty small on my 24 inch so I guess it would be tiny on a laptop. Maybe they should just make it customisable since everyone has different opinions.

Also the KDA/CS still looks like garbage and I wish I could turn it off.

>not only do the muriburgers get cucked by their justice system

>they get fucked by their own health care system for getting into an accident

>also get indebted for life just for getting an education

reminder to cheer for our Estonian president

which is strange since the people who use that discord are the ones shitting up the thread

post the link you faggot. And it better not be dick posting

NA pride

It was about china vs west originally, but when the NA scene become relevant, the focus shifted there.
There has always been region shitposting, it is the most important part of /d2g/

like the sound of a fist being pushed in and pulled out of a jar of mayo

>discord of d2gay
>not dicks all around
user....

PRESIDENT GIVING INTERVIEW HOLY FUCK
>PRESIDENT GIVING INTERVIEW HOLY FUCK

PRESIDENT GIVING INTERVIEW HOLY FUCK
>PRESIDENT GIVING INTERVIEW HOLY FUCK

PRESIDENT GIVING INTERVIEW HOLY FUCK
>PRESIDENT GIVING INTERVIEW HOLY FUCK

Veeky Forums has been about region wars since at least 2008

You probably hang around dying hugboxes

>backpack moved the objectively inferior position below the items again
>should move backback to the right side again
>put kda/cs below items in the blank area

fuckign fixed

>chill
reminder he plays once a day

daily reminder that Lone Druid is busted because of his new talents (+200 range at 10, +65 dmg to druid at 15, +7 bear armor at 20, -10 savage roar at 25), start the game with the following for laning:

tangoes on druid, Stout + OoV on Bear

immediately rush the following for the druid himself:

Dragon Lance > Phase > Skadi

then start building the new standard bear items:

phase > maels > basher > echosabre

extension bear items are mjolnir, abyssal, ac, desolator, moonshard in any order.

trying way too hard to restore his image

How is Misery feeling right now?

WAIT IS THAT LACOSTE?

Dota related region wars sure.

But it's just
>hurf durf taxes
>hurf durf obesity
>hurf durf immigrants
>hurf durf education