Mass Effect General - /meg/

/meg/ will never be great edition

Newest video: youtube.com/watch?v=Inh3V2CfdaE

MEG's updated Pastebin: pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2

MegSev adventures: MegSev dot blogspot dot com

All previous Collages that we know of: imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

Thread theme: youtube.com/watch?v=ZtWTUt2RZh0

CES 2016 Footage: youtube.com/watch?v=JRStRzbBD_g

N7 Day 2015 trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=g0Et481TNgE

E3 2015 trailer: youtu.be/uG8V9dRqSsw

E3 2014 trailer: youtube.com/watch?v=C4HbiCKBhFU

Bioware propaganda: blog.bioware.com/2015/06/15/introducing-mass-effect-andromeda/

Letterbox List of Science Fiction to watch while you wait for ME:A
letterboxd.com/meganon/list/meg-watch-while-we-wait/

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>/pol/lacks playing a socialist sjw space sim
>redditors pretending they’re edgy
>srsly oldfags still playing vidya

Stale Bread

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Best girl top

>new collage
good man

>80% of players played as male Shepard
why are they forcing that femshep meme then?

could be their brother or whatever played on the same account afterwards

Femshep Bestshep

>Why don't they release the end game decision (destroy/keep Collector base, red/green/blue) on any of these official stat images?

Do you have any idea how sensitive people are to RGB? Any official statistics that showed their favored ending isn't popular (particularly synthesis and control) would meet a shitstorm.

The Collector's base is a good one, I remember people on GameFaqs and The Escapists doing essays in how preserving the base is a necessary evil because Cerberus was the galaxy's only hope against the Reapers and stuff, then ME3 happened.

>Do you have any idea how sensitive people are to RGB?

Why do you think I want them to release it?

Feminism.

>girl

beast waifu pic related

Thread claimed.

whoever faction "won" would go "make it canon" and fights would break out

>Do you have any idea how sensitive people are to RGB?
Yes, I would love to see Destroy getting >50% of the votes and the tears of Synthesisfags.

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You guys continue to provide reasons this information should be released.

>/dag/ is still dead

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>Implying I would not eat out Ash's asshole even harder if she had a huge cock and heavy balls

Damn, new collage. Nice to see.

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what stops you from making a new /dag/ and shooting it

You anons sure know how to make a gal blush.

This, and people would probably misinterpret the stats. For example, you'll notice that 39.8% of the people in that image Bioware released had the "Long Service Medal" achievement. Meaning, fewer than 40% of the people who the image was discussing played any of the previous games or even played the third game twice; thus that 60% should be ignored for arguments about the popularity of certain choices among the fandom.

Nope, just tried it on Insanity and a shot with the Cain at 190% doesn't even remove all of their armor, let alone their health
Also I just noticed there are 3 mechs and not 2

It'd probably be even fewer who actually played ME1/2 when you take into account the save file sites that went up around these games.

>People thought there was too much driving across landscapes in the Mako? Alright, axe it
>It's kind of annoying to wait for the Normandy elevator? Fuck you, Normandy is now completely unconnected levels with fast travel
>Inventory has too much clutter? We'll remove it then
I miss when Bioware listened to their fans while being severe as fuck

Doesn't the Cain damage the crates too?

I wonder if quarians can spray an aerosol of stored waste from their suits when they need to dissuade assailants.

Even more so when you consider that you can get the "Long Service Medal" achievement just by playing ME3 twice. Though 36% of players getting quarian-geth peace would indicate that at least that many players imported a save.

Nope, drop a fucking nuke next to them and they're fine, but if a robot shoots some rounds at them they break immediately
Bioware logic

I will miss the sexed up waifus, when they turned up the cleavage and asses to eleven.

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Is that a new alien in the collage? Neat.

reload, try again. you need to hit an exact spot for it to work.

nope

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>tfw will never watch tungsten telephone poles screaming towards the ground while sheathed in burning hot plasma.
>tfw will never feel the impact with my feet before hearing the sound.
>tfw will never marvel over the mushroom cloud after recovering from the passing shockwave.
>tfw will never mop up surviving combatants in a hauntingly silent landscape of toppled trees and wrecked buildings doused in a layer of fine grey dust.

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>Kai Leng poster is active early today

Is Kai Leng the worst character in the series? He's even more useless than Jacob.

>The most prominent Asian character in the series is a ninja edgelord.

Bravo bioware!

source?

Level with me /meg/, is it worth it to explore every inch of each planet surface, or should I just go for distress beacons and such marked on the map?

Now, that's a good fuckin' OP, WITH a well-made, related collage.

The wiki has maps with all the points of interest marked. For the most part you can stick to the distress beacons / already marked locations. It doesn't take that many to complete the collection quests so you should be all done with them by the time you're halfway through.

Do Protheans not need space suits or was Bioware just lazy?

I should say, I don't care at all about collectible quests, I just mean the actual content that side quests attached to it and such

>huge cock and heavy balls

This made me laugh, for some reason.
Make a fic about it.

ah, if you don't care about the collection quests then yeah, just hit the objectives. don't even bother with the crashed probes/trash loot stuff either unless you're using omnigel for every lock.

both.

Do the Asari sidequest so you can unlock Conrad Verner's quest in ME3.

I'm absolutely okay with cleavage and huge butts clad in latex/spandex/space materials, I just prefer them out of combat and at specific times.

>>The most prominent Asian character in the series

Kasumi's a lot more prominent than him. Leng has, what, ten lines? Outside of combat taunts.

I just came off a ME3 replay so that's fine
I also never really liked Verner

Oh, forgot about her, my bad.

Most prominent chink then.

Oh, hey, a nice .gif of that.
>that Not Actual Gameplay
Lel.

But Mass Effect is all about the combat.

>no Qing Chong
>no Zhang Liuzhou
>no Yang Beibei

'Kai Leng' sounds dumb, and I wish we got more Chinese peeps.

The not actual gameplay on every piece of footage we've seen makes me LOL. Meanwhile they keep tweeting that they're playing the game at home even though we've yet to see a live demo on any platform.

That's the only footage with 'Not Actual Gameplay', though, right?

There's the first real trailer that showed (although with no HUD) gameplay, the Sony thing and the latest one. That I can remember.

The CES footage (linked in OP) has the disclaimer at the end, "Captured in Engine. Representative of Game Experience". Literally everything they've shown has a disclaimer in that vein.

>ENEMIES EVERYWHERE
>GO GO GO
>singularity doesn't have enough strength to lift krogan yet
>throw him all the way across the room and kill him instead
>cast overload, sabotage, and warp in the middle of a group of enemies
>get fucking killed because insanity is hard
I forgot how fun this is

They don't even have images about the special edition "casual Tempest clothes" yet.

Because if it's a hoodie, I'm buying it.

Garrus is my waifu.

is dysentery still a problem in the future?

So, I have Gayquisition running on Ultra-High settings at 40-60 fps. Am I ready for Andromeda, bois?

no one is ready for andromeda

Including Bioware

Is it a problem these days for modern armies?

Is it a problem for modern militaries?

Yeah. Im assuming you mean at 1080

Yes

His tongue tasted sweat as he licked at her taint, she pushed her ass back, the tip of his nose met with her puckered hole. He breathed in her scent, a deep musky perfume that made him crave more.
Ashley yelped as he grabbed her thighs and pulled her rear into his face. Her erection swung freely, leaking pre as he swirled his tongue around the rim of her anus.
It felt surprisingly good, she closed her eyes and moaned as the wet muscle probed just beyond the opening.
One of the hands holding her thighs moved, caressing her enormous penis as it traced a line toward her heavy balls.
Another moan escaped her lips as he fondled her scrotum, gently weighing the fertile orbs in his hand as his tongue explored her rectum.
Inwardly she wondered what he found so enticing about her anus, then again she liked his anus too. Her humongous meat-spear bobbed an affirmative as it drooled long thin threads of sticky pre.
The man just kept licking, relishing her musk and taste. He flicked his tongue across her hole, her scrotum and even bent her chubby member down to suckle at its glans.
He played with her foreskin, moaning as his cock ached in his pants, begging for release.
"Yeah lick my girl/boy-pussy" She groaned "Put your tongue in my shit-hole skipper."
He obliged, grabbing one of her enormous balls in each hand as he dove in, the force of his ass-spelunking drove her forward as he forced as much of his cerberus issue cyborg tongue into her anal cavity.
"Yes! good boy!" She moaned.

"Hughmmuffhhgum" He replied, she shuddered as his warm breath entered her poop-chute. Her heavy balls dangling like only fertile woman-testicles do. The puddle of pre was steadily growing, she was drooling thick strands of slick fluid, her cock throbbed, bobbing. A light touch was all she needed. Shepard felt her need and he pushed his tongue against her prostate, she screamed in pleasure and came all over his spaceship models.

>Letterbox List of Science Fiction to watch while you wait for ME:A
>letterboxd.com/meganon/list/meg-watch-while-we-wait/

Nice

youtube.com/watch?v=DMsg35Wuhvo

I had forgotten how much I fucking hate the brat at the beginning of ME3

Don't worry fampai, he isn't real, just a piece of Shepard's imagination.

The absolute madman!

Never agreed with hating the kid. Always aw it as a valid narrative device that represented Shepard having nightmares about the horrible nature of the war. He tried for years to prevent the Reapers from arriving at all, and he ultimately failed in that because nobody listened.

This is one of those times when I keep laughing my head off while reading it but I also find it hot as hell.

I'm glad you like it!

Explain how you would aim this in real life.

I don't know, man.

There's a scope type thing if you look at the fish's asshole.

Attach a scope that weighs 50 pounds

>50 pound scope on a 100 pound rifle

Amazing.

Like this

What?

I WANT TO FUCK A FEMALE TURIAN RIGHT NOW GOD DAMNIT

Yeah, and I want to eat Ashley's asshole, what of it?

I am new to these threads, what is the meaning behind the Garrus beta meme? He seemed alright to me.

Do they ever talk about prosthetics? I remember the guy in the Citadel hospital bed being told that he was losing his leg. I feel like they would have decent prosthetics, right?

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Of course they would. Shepard was 60% prosthethics since ME2.

you and everyone else, bro

Oh yeah. So why was that guy so worried?

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Not really. Shepard has synthetic materials in him and Kai Leng has prosthetic legs, but other than that, they never mention it aside from something small about asari sniper teams getting prosthetic replacements to use the Widow, or something.

I personally think they should go more into it. Not necessarily Deus Ex:HR style, where they explain every little detail about how the electroactive polymers work and how the electrodes cause scarring tissue on the nerve cells because the glial cells see them as foreign contaminants that eventually cause the body to reject the prosthetics unless you pop special drugs.
But, I do think they should play a bit more with the subject. Maybe you meet an Alliance admiral or ex-soldier with a prosthetic arm, for example, or a reconaissance special forces team with leg replacements.
Just something.

They also mention how the prosthetic is only temporary since they can regrow limbs, if I remember correctly.

He's 30% actually.

So, in ME the stem cell stuff didn't pay off?

Then why is the non player Ryder in a wheelchair this game? Just waiting for the limbs to grow or did the arks not bring the best medical equipment with them?