>80% of players played as male Shepard why are they forcing that femshep meme then?
could be their brother or whatever played on the same account afterwards
Blake Baker
Femshep Bestshep
Jeremiah Baker
>Why don't they release the end game decision (destroy/keep Collector base, red/green/blue) on any of these official stat images?
Do you have any idea how sensitive people are to RGB? Any official statistics that showed their favored ending isn't popular (particularly synthesis and control) would meet a shitstorm.
The Collector's base is a good one, I remember people on GameFaqs and The Escapists doing essays in how preserving the base is a necessary evil because Cerberus was the galaxy's only hope against the Reapers and stuff, then ME3 happened.
Jaxson Ward
>Do you have any idea how sensitive people are to RGB?
Why do you think I want them to release it?
Jacob Smith
Feminism.
Owen Watson
>girl
beast waifu pic related
Eli Gray
Thread claimed.
Nolan Torres
whoever faction "won" would go "make it canon" and fights would break out
Brody Jackson
>Do you have any idea how sensitive people are to RGB? Yes, I would love to see Destroy getting >50% of the votes and the tears of Synthesisfags.
Evan Williams
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Xavier Edwards
You guys continue to provide reasons this information should be released.
John Ortiz
>/dag/ is still dead
Nolan Martinez
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James Barnes
>Implying I would not eat out Ash's asshole even harder if she had a huge cock and heavy balls
Jace Green
Damn, new collage. Nice to see.
Cameron Davis
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Jose Harris
what stops you from making a new /dag/ and shooting it
Luis Gomez
You anons sure know how to make a gal blush.
Oliver Martinez
This, and people would probably misinterpret the stats. For example, you'll notice that 39.8% of the people in that image Bioware released had the "Long Service Medal" achievement. Meaning, fewer than 40% of the people who the image was discussing played any of the previous games or even played the third game twice; thus that 60% should be ignored for arguments about the popularity of certain choices among the fandom.
Adrian Adams
Nope, just tried it on Insanity and a shot with the Cain at 190% doesn't even remove all of their armor, let alone their health Also I just noticed there are 3 mechs and not 2
Leo Young
It'd probably be even fewer who actually played ME1/2 when you take into account the save file sites that went up around these games.
Caleb Jackson
>People thought there was too much driving across landscapes in the Mako? Alright, axe it >It's kind of annoying to wait for the Normandy elevator? Fuck you, Normandy is now completely unconnected levels with fast travel >Inventory has too much clutter? We'll remove it then I miss when Bioware listened to their fans while being severe as fuck
Jason Ross
Doesn't the Cain damage the crates too?
James Sanders
I wonder if quarians can spray an aerosol of stored waste from their suits when they need to dissuade assailants.
Tyler Sanchez
Even more so when you consider that you can get the "Long Service Medal" achievement just by playing ME3 twice. Though 36% of players getting quarian-geth peace would indicate that at least that many players imported a save.
Daniel Long
Nope, drop a fucking nuke next to them and they're fine, but if a robot shoots some rounds at them they break immediately Bioware logic
Jace Richardson
I will miss the sexed up waifus, when they turned up the cleavage and asses to eleven.
Jacob Long
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Brody Murphy
Is that a new alien in the collage? Neat.
Andrew Campbell
reload, try again. you need to hit an exact spot for it to work.
nope
Tyler Gonzalez
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Jace Walker
>tfw will never watch tungsten telephone poles screaming towards the ground while sheathed in burning hot plasma. >tfw will never feel the impact with my feet before hearing the sound. >tfw will never marvel over the mushroom cloud after recovering from the passing shockwave. >tfw will never mop up surviving combatants in a hauntingly silent landscape of toppled trees and wrecked buildings doused in a layer of fine grey dust.
Samuel Reyes
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Xavier Brown
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Dylan Collins
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Alexander Bennett
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Jayden Evans
>Kai Leng poster is active early today
Is Kai Leng the worst character in the series? He's even more useless than Jacob.
Lincoln Cook
>The most prominent Asian character in the series is a ninja edgelord.
Bravo bioware!
Jeremiah Lewis
source?
Brody Morris
Level with me /meg/, is it worth it to explore every inch of each planet surface, or should I just go for distress beacons and such marked on the map?
Xavier Edwards
Now, that's a good fuckin' OP, WITH a well-made, related collage.
Kayden Cox
The wiki has maps with all the points of interest marked. For the most part you can stick to the distress beacons / already marked locations. It doesn't take that many to complete the collection quests so you should be all done with them by the time you're halfway through.
Cameron Gonzalez
Do Protheans not need space suits or was Bioware just lazy?
Connor Johnson
I should say, I don't care at all about collectible quests, I just mean the actual content that side quests attached to it and such
Benjamin Flores
>huge cock and heavy balls
This made me laugh, for some reason. Make a fic about it.
Joseph Nelson
ah, if you don't care about the collection quests then yeah, just hit the objectives. don't even bother with the crashed probes/trash loot stuff either unless you're using omnigel for every lock.
both.
Dylan White
Do the Asari sidequest so you can unlock Conrad Verner's quest in ME3.
Carson Rivera
I'm absolutely okay with cleavage and huge butts clad in latex/spandex/space materials, I just prefer them out of combat and at specific times.
Connor Jackson
>>The most prominent Asian character in the series
Kasumi's a lot more prominent than him. Leng has, what, ten lines? Outside of combat taunts.
Owen Ortiz
I just came off a ME3 replay so that's fine I also never really liked Verner
Nicholas Bell
Oh, forgot about her, my bad.
Most prominent chink then.
Aaron Long
Oh, hey, a nice .gif of that. >that Not Actual Gameplay Lel.
Nathan Garcia
But Mass Effect is all about the combat.
John Murphy
>no Qing Chong >no Zhang Liuzhou >no Yang Beibei
'Kai Leng' sounds dumb, and I wish we got more Chinese peeps.
Jose Davis
The not actual gameplay on every piece of footage we've seen makes me LOL. Meanwhile they keep tweeting that they're playing the game at home even though we've yet to see a live demo on any platform.
Carter Mitchell
That's the only footage with 'Not Actual Gameplay', though, right?
There's the first real trailer that showed (although with no HUD) gameplay, the Sony thing and the latest one. That I can remember.
Aiden Lee
The CES footage (linked in OP) has the disclaimer at the end, "Captured in Engine. Representative of Game Experience". Literally everything they've shown has a disclaimer in that vein.
Carter Turner
>ENEMIES EVERYWHERE >GO GO GO >singularity doesn't have enough strength to lift krogan yet >throw him all the way across the room and kill him instead >cast overload, sabotage, and warp in the middle of a group of enemies >get fucking killed because insanity is hard I forgot how fun this is
Landon Ortiz
They don't even have images about the special edition "casual Tempest clothes" yet.
Because if it's a hoodie, I'm buying it.
Aiden Robinson
Garrus is my waifu.
Nolan Gutierrez
is dysentery still a problem in the future?
Robert Price
So, I have Gayquisition running on Ultra-High settings at 40-60 fps. Am I ready for Andromeda, bois?
Parker Phillips
no one is ready for andromeda
Anthony Powell
Including Bioware
Hunter Torres
Is it a problem these days for modern armies?
Jaxon Martin
Is it a problem for modern militaries?
Daniel Williams
Yeah. Im assuming you mean at 1080
Chase Martinez
Yes
Camden Butler
His tongue tasted sweat as he licked at her taint, she pushed her ass back, the tip of his nose met with her puckered hole. He breathed in her scent, a deep musky perfume that made him crave more. Ashley yelped as he grabbed her thighs and pulled her rear into his face. Her erection swung freely, leaking pre as he swirled his tongue around the rim of her anus. It felt surprisingly good, she closed her eyes and moaned as the wet muscle probed just beyond the opening. One of the hands holding her thighs moved, caressing her enormous penis as it traced a line toward her heavy balls. Another moan escaped her lips as he fondled her scrotum, gently weighing the fertile orbs in his hand as his tongue explored her rectum. Inwardly she wondered what he found so enticing about her anus, then again she liked his anus too. Her humongous meat-spear bobbed an affirmative as it drooled long thin threads of sticky pre. The man just kept licking, relishing her musk and taste. He flicked his tongue across her hole, her scrotum and even bent her chubby member down to suckle at its glans. He played with her foreskin, moaning as his cock ached in his pants, begging for release. "Yeah lick my girl/boy-pussy" She groaned "Put your tongue in my shit-hole skipper." He obliged, grabbing one of her enormous balls in each hand as he dove in, the force of his ass-spelunking drove her forward as he forced as much of his cerberus issue cyborg tongue into her anal cavity. "Yes! good boy!" She moaned.
"Hughmmuffhhgum" He replied, she shuddered as his warm breath entered her poop-chute. Her heavy balls dangling like only fertile woman-testicles do. The puddle of pre was steadily growing, she was drooling thick strands of slick fluid, her cock throbbed, bobbing. A light touch was all she needed. Shepard felt her need and he pushed his tongue against her prostate, she screamed in pleasure and came all over his spaceship models.
I had forgotten how much I fucking hate the brat at the beginning of ME3
Aaron Carter
Don't worry fampai, he isn't real, just a piece of Shepard's imagination.
David Fisher
The absolute madman!
Jayden Flores
Never agreed with hating the kid. Always aw it as a valid narrative device that represented Shepard having nightmares about the horrible nature of the war. He tried for years to prevent the Reapers from arriving at all, and he ultimately failed in that because nobody listened.
Gavin Gray
This is one of those times when I keep laughing my head off while reading it but I also find it hot as hell.
Nolan Cruz
I'm glad you like it!
Andrew Brown
Explain how you would aim this in real life.
Henry Moore
I don't know, man.
Julian Thompson
There's a scope type thing if you look at the fish's asshole.
Michael Jones
Attach a scope that weighs 50 pounds
Daniel Cox
>50 pound scope on a 100 pound rifle
Amazing.
Xavier Wilson
Like this
Asher Martin
What?
Wyatt Russell
I WANT TO FUCK A FEMALE TURIAN RIGHT NOW GOD DAMNIT
Ian Myers
Yeah, and I want to eat Ashley's asshole, what of it?
Adrian Campbell
I am new to these threads, what is the meaning behind the Garrus beta meme? He seemed alright to me.
Oliver Martin
Do they ever talk about prosthetics? I remember the guy in the Citadel hospital bed being told that he was losing his leg. I feel like they would have decent prosthetics, right?
Jaxon Stewart
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Oliver Watson
Of course they would. Shepard was 60% prosthethics since ME2.
Ryder Thompson
you and everyone else, bro
Blake Foster
Oh yeah. So why was that guy so worried?
Adrian Howard
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Connor Moore
Not really. Shepard has synthetic materials in him and Kai Leng has prosthetic legs, but other than that, they never mention it aside from something small about asari sniper teams getting prosthetic replacements to use the Widow, or something.
I personally think they should go more into it. Not necessarily Deus Ex:HR style, where they explain every little detail about how the electroactive polymers work and how the electrodes cause scarring tissue on the nerve cells because the glial cells see them as foreign contaminants that eventually cause the body to reject the prosthetics unless you pop special drugs. But, I do think they should play a bit more with the subject. Maybe you meet an Alliance admiral or ex-soldier with a prosthetic arm, for example, or a reconaissance special forces team with leg replacements. Just something.
Julian Rodriguez
They also mention how the prosthetic is only temporary since they can regrow limbs, if I remember correctly.
Ryder Moore
He's 30% actually.
Christopher Carter
So, in ME the stem cell stuff didn't pay off?
Bentley Smith
Then why is the non player Ryder in a wheelchair this game? Just waiting for the limbs to grow or did the arks not bring the best medical equipment with them?