/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

>on call premium bike race
>come back right when countdown starts
>crowd of drags and shotaros ramming each other into oblivion
>take my time and come in first with old reliable bati

Bati is best bike.

esty besty
>married to a trailer-trash wifebeater
no just a black guy

New phone who dis?

Holy shit I nearly bumped into this kuruma on my bike just now was that you.

>Just now
It's been in the garage for about an hour now.

Yeah probably about a few hours back I guess.

>TONIGHT!
>RICHARD DRIVES AN ARMORED SEDAN THROUGH A CROWD OF CHINESE PEOPLE
>JAMES SPENDS QUALITY TIME STEALING DRUGS FOR A CANADIAN
>AND I SPONTANEOUSLY EXPLODE

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t. ry

What?

Does the duffel bag glitch still work?

No, because patching that is more important than performance issues and connection bugs.

Honestly, what's with people trying to stop you in the middle of your CEO work and getting pissy when you kill them afterwards?

Like, you saw me in a jet icon the whole time, you were hugging that VIP target with your shitty homing launcher in had and standing in the explosion radius of my cannon strafes. You have no right to message me saying "wtf y did you kill me???", having a vendetta against me, trying to pay back at me with a Buzzard, and helplessly firing your stingers at me as I strafe your ass time and time again.

You bit off more than you could chew, so fuck off, salty autists.

>Does -benign clothing glitch that negatively effects no one that people like- still work?
The answer is a big fat global no. You see if people are having fun with the game they won't feel driven to buy shark cards in a desperate attempt to finally have fun with the game.

bati 801 all black all black outfit black helmet black visor black in all fields

People are retarded and just flock to icons on the map. If you do headhunter, people will head over to the targets and try to kill them because that's all they know. If you're selling/sourcing cars they'll also just head over to the target and blow it up because they can't read instructions. They also don't realize there's a person doing the missions and will be surprised when they blow you up/get killed and complain like the retards they are

*SMACKS LIPS*

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>not being able to play on ultra
absolutely disgusting peasants

>He isn't /manly/

You decide which one is best looking.

Daily reminder that Contact Missions are eliminated old content.

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Believe it or not, when I was doing Piracy Prevention in Chumash during the Cunning Stunts update, a level 89 was the exact same type of retard you're talking about.

I started it in my Hydra, while landed on the 2nd helipad, and opened up the pause menu to monitor the map and check for any potential players getting a jet or driving towards me. Surely enough, the level 89 was flying a helicopter towards me, and I blew him up as soon as he neared the yacht.

Once he respawned, he was firing stingers, constantly trying to fly with a helicopter, board a jetski, and even swimming towards my yacht. Unfortunately for his efforts, he has died on all 15 occasions until time ran out.

Once the time has ran out, he hid inside tight alleys and texted me as I was flying away, asking me why was I harassing him and preventing him from capturing the yacht, also saying he'll report me for griefing.

I told him that it's my yacht and my mission was stopping him from boarding it, he still didn't under and replied with a "So?". I knew he wasn't trolling, this amount of ignorance and stupidity cannot be reached unless if you were an actual retard.

I came back, strafes him 5 more times until he left, and closed the game. I still couldn't fathom such stupidity.

I love it when they start shit and they start crying about it when they get killed

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>Act all smug on the mic or through text
>You kill them over and over
>Gets angrier over mic or through text.
>Eventually they hit nirvana and try to claim they're not upset/try to barter with you while still doing the same as before
>They get so angry they then go quiet

>come back to GTA:O after a long time
>wonder why i haven't done Series A - Steal meth
>start a lobby
>27 minutes of people popping in for 10 seconds and then leaving

I hate this shit

Fucking love the Specter

What fucking motorcycle is that. Been waiting for a WW2 motorcycle forever.

Do people think their fuck-ugly characters look good because they're ugly people in real life too?

I don't understand how you can delude yourself like this otherwise.

It's always the same people, deal with it.

>I have nothing better to do so I might as well shitpost

It's ironic because that's actually you.

Don't get mad just because I'm sick of seeing your broke-ass Mcpoyle but uglier character in every single thread.

>make guy character
>only looks good in tuxedo/suit or Iraq military uniform

>make girl
>looks cute in anything

>implications

FCR-1000 Custom, don't expect it to be cheap or sound like a classic motorcycle, it has the exact same exhaust and engine sound as the Shotaro.

>implying there's anything in life as fulfilling as a good shitpost

You're just bad at male fashion desu

contributing to the thread counts as shitposting then?
wew

then post yours and fuck off

I'm sorry for you

You mean looks like a slut in almost anything?

Requested entry to PC GTAG crew since the 2013 GTAG crew seems to be ded.

Nick: Sinnveyr

There are 4 male outfit types in GTA:O

The fuccboi *laughing crying emoji* *ok hand sign emoji* *eyes looking left emoji*
Tactical paintball
Nigger (comes in 2 styles, hood rich and regular)
and an ill fitting suit

You chose style number one, good for you.

When are we getting more PRB liveries?

And you, on the other hand, have only one outfit.

The tasteless bitch.

You post your shitty character, then you get judged on it.
You get pissed that people don't like your shitty character so you call out shitposting.

>implying some fuccboi who stumbled out of a bapester catalog from 5 years ago has any authority on what constitutes Veeky Forums

You are so out of your league that it's not even funny and you should just quit now while you're ahead

>white rims
for what purpose

>says that male fashion sucks in GTAO
>is given a good example by an another user
>calls the user a fuccboi and tells him to stop dictating good and bad fashion

Do you always get this defensive when you're proven wrong?

I thought the first insult would be my character's face and not the car's rims.

why R U so ugly lol

It was a bad example, and if you tried to wear that in real life you would get laughed at by women and peers behind your back.

also I'm not that person that you originally responded to with your one outfit that you managed to scrounge together, there are multiple people on the internet

>dress like a fag
>get told you look like a fag
>"why so defensive lamo"

Get off it, dude.

Who gives a shit if I'm wearing what my character is wearing? That's entirely irrelevant to my example.

The colors of the garments and their patterns fit each other like toast and butter, they complement the style and body of my toon, and he's just a fucking toon! I can dress him how I want without wanting to dress like him, you're just grasping at straws because you can't come up with anything else.

Want some more examples? Here, I can give you some more as long as your head isn't sitting too comfortably up your ass.

>shorty1k's character

New favorite activity found
>get in new lobby after a match/mission
>look at the map and search for AFK'ers
>creep up on them to see if they notice me at all or are actually gone
>call Lamar's mugger
>usually an easy 10K because randoms are too stupid to bank
Done in like 2 minutes and soo comfy.

Tempesta is the besta.

I've grown accustomed to ugly characters

is there a limit to how much a mugger can steal?

my nigga

Yeah, 10K.

the lower back looks so bad

for you

all the supers look like lambos it;s so boring

That's why you get get 1 super for racing and the rest sports

>go hunt a bounty
>hides under a gas station with a bunch of cars
>so smart
>Buzzard rocket hits his PV, explodes, exploding the pumps and the other cars
>see him ragdolling around
>blip disappears
>no bounty money
>he unplugged his ethernet cable in literally half a second
Do I send him hatemail or what?

>i pay
>nothing goes out from your pocket
>~20-30k/hour from securoserv
>omg, why my non-organized random low-lvl associates cant deal with 120lvl "shitter" who's spawnkilling them with heavy-sniper and annihilate them with minigun/rpg at any attempt to reach him on vehicle
>merryweather npc's was able to pick him up with 20% of his hp randomly, probably just because he didnt even noticed that some other bots in addition to cop npc's is hunting him
>omg so shitty associates, so badass me sitting at office and judging how bad any1 at this game
Most stupid shit in this thread i ever read.

Messaged him "Sick ethernet cable unplug, nerd"
Don't think he'll reply

Nah, dont even insult him, just type "nice"

Stop "contributing" any time.

What's your favorite car you can pick up from the street and store in your garage?

>tfw you can never get close to her when toast the manlet is around them

I'm a sucker for the Dominator.

asea

Do they have a thing going on?

I really hope not because toast is mine

FUTO

BF Dune Buggy, actually feels like I'm looking for something

we're all manlets here

calm down crafty

It's almost like most of them are Lambos

rate

>when your tie has its own chain

>Go to docks to lose cops
>random player rockets my PV
>respawn and battle with him
>2v1 and we begin to get the upper hand
>this goes on for 10 mins
>another random turns up
>he fights but less aggressive
>get bored as it's just deathmatch
>tell friend we should leave
>he agrees as it's late and we want to log off
>get called pussy for leaving

Were we expected to stay in docks trading kills with 1-2 players all night with the only variation is that we've pushed him back to the security gates?

Are the Little Seoul gangsters new?
They seem so prevalent in GTAV and it's the first time I heard of them

>caring if a shitter calls you pussy
Meh.

Wow, you fucking vagina.

>online race
>1 guy blocking
>finish fifth
>guy in first pms me "if your blocking at least do it right LOL"
>no I wasnt
>"I was spectating you"
>wtf.jpg
>nigga you retarded then
>1 hour if him spamming abuse and not being replied to

Im getting too old for this shit

Mfw

>not using a block/report/whatever function