/owg/ - Overwatch General

I want to feel her warmth.

remove, Genji, Tracer, Widowmaker, and Mei and this game becomes a lot more fun

13th for gandamu pharah

Who is Widowmaker?

preach brother preach

She really can't, if she's following her team constantly while destroying yours you have to be a better Widowmaker. D.Va is your best bet, even then you have to choose between protecting your team or singling her out.

go to the other thread idiots, we can get back to this one later

He tried to come up with the ship name? Oh god, he can do what he wants, but I can't help but cringe a little.

>play on a toaster
>season 1 high of 51
>season 2 high of 2556
>get new rig
>pic related
I have nobody else to share this with

the small tits ruin her

Congrats m8

What did he mean by this?

A reminder that this is the man who balances your game, Jeff Kaplan:

youtube.com/watch?v=I3N4P-83G-U

This is how he plays Overwatch. He isn't pretending. He isn't distracted. This is how he really, truly plays this game:

>could you switch off Reinhardt Jeff?
>O-Ok
>switches to symm
>"Um just so you know their Genji totally solo ult'd me. P-Pretty sad" The second Jeff put down a teleport.
>spazes out any time the enemy team has a bastion like it's a big deal
>constantly falling off on cliffs
>tried to wall an ulting McCree only to misfire, elevate him, and got him a PotG by allowing him to fire it over their Rein's shield everyone on his team was behind
>yells whenever the kill cam is on him because he's "embarrassed"
>runs away in every 1v1 "Wow Jeff, why did you run away?" "Um.. I admit (mumble mumble) I was kinda cowardly sorry."
>talking over everyone in the stream and loses his train of thought constantly
>Brags about copying a "pro play" in a tournament with his "buddies" one night and losing horribly and blaming it on the fact it was "situational"
>apologizes that he's awkward as the end
>tries to make a joke about Sombra at the end by typing out "No comprende" when asked about it and spells it so wrong no one knew what he was talking about

>"I've reached the point where I'm accepting of the fact that I'm not a great player so my biggest hope is not be on the wrong end of the play of the game"
>*awkward silence*

You can't make this shit up.

DELET THIS

Ayyy a Winston pic. Nice choice OP

The people who can aim in this game.
Are they from LoL?

>its bed time
>all the d.va posters are gone

really makes u think huh?

what?

Small tits + big ass is GOAT.

>ster hosted a game with the devs
why have I never heard of this

bed time best time

time to play comp

eh, I think big or small eitherway looks good on her desu

>mfw blizzard will never properly acknowledge the true cause of the tank meta and the real reason 90% of the cast is completely irrelevant

And it was also the second comic dedicated to Ana. It's literally just the writers needing to write something beyond introductions that moves the plot forward. I don't now why they insist on staying in one place.

>Finally won a match
>got completely carried

>my four gold tank couldn't carry for EIGHT GAMES

what am i missing?

D.va? Theyre already dressing her

I think Gency is a weak ship at the moment but I want to see Pharmercy fags in tears for all the shit they've pulled.

What do?

just 4u, the two best girls

i'm just sick of all shippers.

>he fell for blizzard's scapegoat

If D.Va sees less play time will Bastion actually be a viable pick against the Tanks?

Characters likely to get Valentine's day lines

>Winston/Mei
>Ana/76
>Blizzard throwing Tumblr a bone, Hanzo/Mccree

Well you can still root for Gency because it'll lead to Pharmercy being sunk.

Twitter Lore dump, reminder that this is all the lore you get, so you'd better be grateful.

Without dva it wont be as bad but will still be around as an option

The fact blizzard has to overbuff or kill someone off to balance is stupid though

>small tits ruin her
Heresy. Bleu + small tits =best girl

>event starts the day after I go back to college

fuck Pharmercy fags, they feel entitled to have their ship canon because "its popular" when thats not how any piece of fiction should ever be written

>show which healthpacks are hacked to teammates
>show which enemies are hacked to teammates

Would this be hard to code for??

They're fictional characters m8, who cares about who they fuck.

Tie a rope around you neck and jump off a chair like all the other shippers should do, including Chu.

>will Bastion be viable

To make Bastion viable he needs something more for recon mode, even just a tiny, tiny buff to his gun. Maybe a larger magazine.

they're the best couple

True hate them, but now that Chu made those voice lines they will probably not be shocked when Gency becomes canon. They'll just continue shipping.

this is how we elected a president desu

Nigga dont worry, the first days of college is just reading syllabus

Already confirmed its a joke line between Reaper and 76. Don't lose your shit on Tuesday ok? There is enough babies here that cry over everything anyway.

Don't they do that already? Or are you talking about having markers for them that are always visible?

I know, but I still have to be on campus! I could be using that time to grind boxes!

Can't wait for more 76/Ana interactions desu, they've got some good chemisty

Will it get to the Narusaku/Ichiruki levels of shitstorm?

>mfw the professor passes out the syllabus and then starts lecture 1

Sauce pls?

All Bastion needs is an ability with a cooldown that actually has consequence.

Symmetra got that and she became one of the easiest to win with heroes in the game.

>But muh sentries

All that did was make it so she didn't have to move without even a fraction of a second to waste

>But muh shield gen

Most Symmetra comps at a decent level use TP

>tfw husbando barely gets porn

Feels bad. McCree and Genji fans got it easy

>hope on Mystery for """one""" round
>enemy rolls Zarya, D.Va, Mei, Lucio, Roadhog, and 76 on Defense
>can't even take first point, even rolling triple Mercy at once point

Boy, I sure wish Tanks actually had COUNTERS in this game based around COUNTER CHARACTERS

You just got some in Reflections though. Ana's reaction says a lot.

Don't tell me we need another hall of anal devastation?

I do feel legacy was an unnecessary comic. Hopefully the next comic (which should release in late February) moves the plot along. Or the next animated short, it has been a while since we got one.

>tfw a dedicated tankbuster is less effective than having another tank

It says nothing, they're both miserable there because they'd rather be with their families but they are vigilantes.

Contract with Bandai to produce model kits of Pharah, D.va and Bastion when?

>professor says to go online to see the syllabus and starts the lecture

>Mystery Heroes
>Enemy has 4 Mei, 1 Torb, 1 Reinhardt.

We didnt even made it to the first point.

Apparently #killmichaelchu was a thing for a little while, so I'm pretty sure we're already there.

That purple/red particle effect around hacked health packs and players. You've never seen this?

No, probably not. I don't think there are enough Gency shippers to make a big deal out of it. Also, ships becoming canon won't make non-shippers suddenly shippers.

Ana has gotten the most character development. I find it strange since Soldier 76 and Tracer are supposed to be the the main protagonists.

That already happened. For the first couple of days they were losing their minds and then remembered they're a bunch of made up characters before going back to making comics of them doing whatever they wanted.

It's possible to grab 7 lootboxes on the day real quick. You get one for free, 2 from the Brawl and Mystery Heroes (If they do what they did last event) 3 from arcade victories, and a another one from leveling up after all those sweet arcade 'victories'

Reminder that Blizzard will not nerf tank meta until at least a quarter of their pro players have left because they don't "want to remove ana from play"

All shipping is cancer and Chu is a faggot who is more interested in writing about his self-insert romancing his waifu instead of writing about any of the other character whose story we barely know.

>It says nothing, they're both miserable there because they'd rather be with their families but they are vigilantes.

Ana yes.
76 not likely. He wants to fight.

>soldier 76 and tracer

Not Winston and tracer?

Genji is a SLUT!

Sorry meant I need some of that sauce.

What line are you talking about?

Where do you all get this idea that Chu selfs insert as Genji? Is it because he's Asian? That's kinda racist.

Tanks legitimately have no counter in this game other than Tanks. All 4 of the popular Tanks cover each others weakness so fucking well that your only hope against a competent comp rolling this is to outplay them with the same thing. If 76's damage wasn't so balls-to-the-wall high this game would be Rein/Hog/Zarya/D.Va/Ana/Lucio 24/7.

Blizzard cannot design characters worth a fucking shit, they DO NOT think about TEAMWORK in their TEAM GAME when "balancing" this shit.

I just realize that pic related will most likely be a victory pose

>tfw going on a camping trip the first day of the event
REEEEE, it better be a long one

Tfw had a funny Junkrat pasta but posted it in some piece of shit's second and late thread

Then who is the person in the photo and the person Reaper is stalking? The hat matches 76s jacket. And he has the same facial features as Jack.

It's kind of ridiculous because if he's shown he favors anyone outside of a shipping context, it's the Talon characters.

>mfw a motorcycle drove by and i almost started to hide irl thinking it was a junkrat ult

I had a game where they rolled 2 Symmetras and a Mei at the last point of Eichenwalde at the big door. It was literally impossible to get through it, they held it for 7 minutes.

The only thing I can think of is that:

>Genji hasn't gotten any major nerfs
Which isn't something Chu would control.

>Genji is likely going to hook up with the fandom's waifu
Because everyone likes to imagine themselves fucking Mercy, they think Chu must do the same. I mean for all we know Mercy is his self insert.

Anything people say about Genji getting too much focus are blatantly lying. Genji's gotten pretty much no focus plot wise outside of Dragons.

step your meme game up son

Was this it? That's pretty cute, user.

That's the hope certainly, what I really hope won't happen is another holiday comic. The possibility that Chu might make an entire comic or short about his ship or another Reflections comic does not make me happy.
As for the next short, probably for the next character.
She has, but she is now in a supporting role to S76

I said 76 since they said be was supposed to be some kind of relay character for the plot. Tracer is supposed to be the heart.

post more blueberry witch please