What car implicitly screams: " my owner is a cuck "

Nissan juke

Prius c

Chevy cruze

Prius and Yaris desu

When can we stop with the damn cuck stuff

Any people car/SUV/crossover
Fiat 500
Non air cooled Beetle
BMW Mini

go to prep the bull

when the autists all die, so probably never unfortunately

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Even a gti?

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>being this anal devasted
REFUGEES WELCOME

Volvo S90

i was taking a walk one day when i heard a wife screaming at her husband from the passenger seat of his own porshe boxster

from that point on i have always considered it the most cuck car to ever exist

A Corvette

STFU and fluff me, cuck

>non sporty Japanese cars
>brand new german cars
>tesla
>hybrids

Off road Japanese cars are allowed as well

Also if you don't modify your cars in any way you're a cuck. Leasing a car is for cucks too

ford kuga

Volvo is the least cuck'd brand. Especially the older ones, the are redbrick'd as fuck.

Telsa is the most cuck'd, its a car for people who don't like to drive.

What you're saying is, there is a car out there that explicitly screams "my owner is a cuck"

Any pickup truck
Always has some sad little man in it who probably thought it was the only way he could give his wife what she wanted, something big and black

>yfw your vehicle hasn't been mentioned

Anything GM

Prius, Element, Aztek, Cube, HHR
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Literally any minivan

Hellcat
All Hellcat owners want to watch their wives get BLACKED

All hybrids and crossovers. Bonus point if it's a hybrid crossover.

Everytime I see this car in public I just want to run up to the owner and scream "WHYYY?" into his ear as loud as I can.

The interior.
What is the owner getting for those extra €10+k that he wouldn't get in a 1000 euro Civic?
He not only is a cuck when it comes to his taste in cars, he is also getting cucked by the new car meme.

Self driving cars and those who create them will lead to a wave of cuck fever the likes of which have never beeb seen.

"Cucks will be cucked in motion while in the act of being cucked by their masters"- N/o/strodomus

Prius or Smartcar. Really any extra small car or hybrid (but not the Hybrid supercars that use it for low end power exclusively, for obvious reasons.)

All of TESLA
100% stock Prius
Newer VW Jetta
Nissan Altima
Chevy Cruze
Newage Beetles
Newer Minis
Cube
SMART

I'm sure I'm missing some.

>Newage Beetles
But user, those are the only good ones.

>Sweden
>least cuck'd

Excuse me, I meant the VW New Beetle. 1997-2011
Obviously the old Beetles get a pass and I'll give a pass to the Beetle A5 (2011-present).
Looks much better than the "New Beetle"

Kit Kat please go

Any Saab.

Gotcha. Yeah, those things are steaming piles

A Ford

You know what ford stands for?
Fix it again Tony

You're thinkin of a Fiat, Dale

Nu uh

Basically any pickup truck screams truckold.

>GM owners in charge of spelling

he's right tho. the cuckoldry meme is so run through.
That being said, any Euro FCA car.

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Crew cab. Short bed.
>aka my wife chose the truck

>Doesn't get the reference

>hating comfort and dry storage
Inbred detected.

I watched KOTH man. Hence the GM owners comment

>my wife wanted an SUV, so we compromised
C U C K - T R U C K
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I for one think the cuck meme is hilarious. I called my buddies ego cheered for the falcons a group of cucks irl after the Superbowl

Shut the fuck up, you wanna talk about a cuck thread, I saw your wife fucking John Redcorn last week.

>I have no wife or friends, so two seats are fine for me

Anything non german and british is cuck vehicle.

Porsche - best sportscars, supercars and hypercar
Mercedes - best luxury limos
BMW - best sport sedans
Audi quattro - best everyday cars
VW - best economy cars
Rolls Royce - best for showing off
Bentley - best for showing off and driving
Land Rover - best luxury offroaders
Jaguar - BMW that stands out
Aston Martin - self explanatory

>Newer minis
Only the base model though, the r53 and r56 are boosted handling machines

you forgot mclaren

Sure you did, buddy, sure you did

>fantasies from a cuck

>Most dominant NFL team ever
To bad the broncos sucked ass this year.

Anything on yuro plates.

Yeah I saw it the moment I posted it. But noone would consider McLaren owner a cuck anyway

This

Ford
GM

Hyundai and Kia

Carl, I don't care about the NFL or the Super Bowl. I'm laughing at the thought of a literal cuck stammering out "haha, c-cucks!" at anyone.

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But it's mainly driven by 17 year old girls who have just passed and their dad went down to Trade Center Wales and picked the thing that was the cheapest to insure. It's one of the most vocal cases of "it's just a car" you can get.

But my vote for the biggest cuck car, it has to be the Nissan Cuckqai. Forget the Premium cars and hybrids, this car tells the world "it's okay that I'm not a winner in life, because I never even had a chance to enter the race".

:)

The owner is a yuro, which means he's a cuck. No exceptions.

Every car with more than 2 seats.

The only people that buy these types of cars are women.
They can't buy older models because those were totaled by other women :^)
Although I see a lot old twingos driving around here still.

Whatever makes you feel better about getting cucked by your government harder than any European.

>places that have VAT
>places that aren't cucked
Pick one and only one.

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Nissan Micra
Fiat 500
Any other small euro shit box

Why the Cruze?

Cucks and whores drive Cruzes

/thread

what about diesel punto?

Oh, wait, wait, let me share some of my retarded criteria for what is "cucked" and what isn't!
>countries that aren't democracies
>countries which literally ban certain cars
>countries which have retardedly strict car safety regulation
>countries with speed limits
>not cucked

Touched a nerve, eh?
I'm sorry your outrageous tax only allows you to own a bus pass.

Nah, you really didn't.
I was hoping to touch a nerve on your side, though. Kinda seems like I did.

Lmao. So how many cars do you own?

CUCCCKSSSSSSSS FAGS

One, soon to be two, but then I will be hoping to sell my old one to return to one.

The European struggle is real.

I'm a high school student, bruh bruh.
Even then, why would I want multiple cars if I'm not rich? I'd rather save towards a nice house.

>nice house
Is a nice house in Europe a good 1000 square feet?