/wtc/ - Witcher, Cyberpunk, Forced Memes and Gwent General - (/krw/, /cpg/, /fm/, /gwt/)

I want to explore every layer of her body and build my home somewhere south. I hear the forests are lovely in Triss' nether regions.

Well, when you have a character everyone keeps talking about for years on end in every thread, I'd say she is the main star. Look, this thread barely even started and it's already revolving around Triss. People love obsessing over her and so do I. Now let's talk about our main lady Triss some more.

Triss never cheated on Geralt and she never slept with Lambert. At the beginning of TW1 Salamandra steals witcher secrets. To complete the task of recovering them more efficiently Geralt, Eskel and Lambert all head to different parts of the North to look for info about Salamandra. Geralt heads to Vizima, Triss also heads there, while Lambert sets for Kaedwen. Lambert is not even in Vizima, and he would never delay or prolong his trip, risking witcher secrets just so he can have sex with Triss, who he never had a particularly good relationship with anyway.

The footprints that can be seen in Triss’ house in Vizima and allegedly belong to Lambert are first visible when Geralt wakes up in Triss’ bed, after falling unconscious during his battle with Azar Javed and The Proffesor and getting teleported there by Triss. It’s not like Geralt barges unannounced through the door of Triss’ house and says hello. It is clear that he has been unconscious for some time, and even if we assume that Lambert was there, he would never have to sneak through the window, he could just casually walk out the front door, since there is no threat of Geralt catching him in the act, which Lambert’s story implies.

Another thing, Triss was busy teleporting Geralt, so she can’t really have sex with Lambert at the same time. Unless Triss and Lambert have a fetish for fucking next to Geralt’s unconscious body, it makes little sense. At best they could have caught Lambert masturbating alone in Triss’ house, forcing him to jump through the window in shame.

Lambert mentioning Triss’ scars is more to provoke Yen, which is implied by the camera showing her take a large sip after he mentions it. It is also in line with his personality, and Triss did spend a fair amount of time in Kaer Morhen and Lambert was even present when she told the story about her participation in The Sodden battle, so him knowing about her scars is nothing unusual.

>open thread
>walls of discution
>it's the fucking trissfag triggerer and the trissfag itself shitposting again

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Is there any gwent database that tracks card patch changes?
What i mean is history of all changes on specific card page.
Like dota 2 wiki does dota2.gamepedia.com/Earthshaker/Changelogs

Which merchant will pay me the most for jewelry?

I'm tight on shekels and got a bunch of gold chains

Trissautist, why don't you ever use this mod? It's more lore-accurate than the vanilla dlc outfit.

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I prefer her normal breasts and I'm more of an ass man anyway. I also never use the alternate outfit, only for an occasional screenshot.

it's ugly as fuck though

Simply the second best next to Yen

good lad

>most beautiful woman ever

you fucking wot mate?

That's just poor artwork.

Even that's not the greatest

How can other sorceresses even compare?

>yellow teeth

looks like a toad

Is Cyberpunk going to be an MMO?

I fucking hope not

I don't mind open world multiplayer but CDPR should NEVER sacrifice the story to accommodate multiplayer

>They tend to cheat in relationships
Trans women will do almost anything for love and affection, why would they cheat and risk ruining that?

You really have that shit saved in your google drive for immediate copy pasting, don't you trissfag

y tho?

clearly the better painting

this one has the cute cat though

it's a difficult choice.

Am I the only one who got the heroic horseback painting?

it honestly looks rather idiotic

including the griffin is clearly the better choice on every one of them btw

I like it tbqh

Still would have liked muh waifu to be in it too

How comes there's not one portrait of Anarietta in the whole of Touissant?

imagery depicting the heron is heresy

Underrated post, kekd loudly

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The GAYRAN is the most retarded boss if depends entirely on luck this is artificial difficulty

Not really. It's just kino. Avoid the two tentacles in the middle and spam yrden on the sides.

TW2 just really wanted to be a movie.

Okay, just beat the Fagran, what the fuck does Geralt throw into the pussy?

God she's ugly.

Cute :3

I didn't enable the thing that simulates a TW2 save. How much stuff will I miss out on?

Jesus Christ you fags. They all fruity and gay

a bomb, you idiot

the only thing it checks for Letho being alive or not, really. Everything else is either outright ignored, or of no consequence

>she will always be lonely

bad feel lads

>Jesus
>Christ
>Gay
The Vatican is fruity and gay. It was always fruity and gay. What do you think the Vatican was about?

Jenny of the Woods is fucking bullshit

it legit took my half an hour to figure out how to jump into the well, and like another 20 in the caves trying to figure out how to get the skeleton down and find the missing arm

Seriously though what am I supposed to do?
>cast Yrden
>attack when she's inside the circle
>drain a third of her health
>dude doppelgangers lmao
>regens all her health in the two seconds I spend killing the decoys

That's the Devil by the well in White Orchard, Jenny is a wraith too but it's a different quest

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Okay I figured it out
>Jenny summons the decoys
>run away
>she can't regen health if she's not physically next to you
>do this every time she splits, come back after a couple seconds
>she's dead within two minutes
Well that was retarded

I'm not arguing that. But geralt is not a vatican. He's a manly heterosexual stud. Those paintings don't suit him

She's going to enter an incestuous lesbian relationship with empress Ciri

>empress Ciri
That ending is too funny:
>a lesbo and a homo enter a relationship for the good of the empire
>neither can get it up/get wet to produce heirs
>the country succumbs to another crisis after both are dead with no children

delete this

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And that tells you more about the artist than about the person depicted.

When are you getting pat of os saskia and witcher iorveth?

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wat?

If you're a mobile poster being bamboozled and are asking when I'm going to write part two, probably after the next one

which is Phillipa

Yeah, that's what i was asking. I'm drunk and/or retarded. Sorry

Crime and punishment. youtube.com/watch?v=aYj0SvcRyAs&ab_channel=TheTopHatPirate

Would Geralt save him?

Lads, should i find Philippa for the absolute madman? Philippa is a cunt for sure, but i don't think that what even she deserves whatever rad the lad has in store for her. On the other hand it's not like geralt can tell the king of the united north to go fuck himself. Especially not when he's got people that need his help and protection.
What would canon geralt do?

Just do it.

>On the other hand it's not like geralt can tell the king of the united north to go fuck himself

You're going to be very surprised

Don't fuck over Phillipa, she's a qt and rad is a faggot

He wouldn't. That's not his problem nor is it his destiny to rescue him.

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> need 1 win to finally reach rank 9 without a cheese deck
> service interupted :>)

simply epic

I like this guy

I don't Geralt is too trusting of the Skellige law when he himself was close to dying because of it.

he CUTE

Do Half elfs/quadroons live longer than full humans?

2 kinds of people

>ywn look this good

I feel like I've levelled from 4 to 10 in a shorter time than it took to go from 1 to 4

>ywn have enough scars to impress solid 10/10 sorceresses

well that's pretty gay I guess

Try using Dimeritium Bombs, Moon Dust, and Grapeshot against Noon and Night Wraiths, user.

I have Grapeshot bombs but not the other two. Wasn't necessary anyway, once I figured out how to stop her from healing, a sword with specter oil was enough to kill her.

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You could have Grapeshotted her every time she split.

Don't think so. Lynching probably brings down the average lifespan too.

>10/10 sorceresses

But none of the sorceresses in the witcher are 10/10. Saskia is, but she's a dragon

>Yen
>Sile
>blind Phillipa

come on now

>TW1 was made in a modified Aurora engine
>came out two years before DA:O
>still has better shadows
CDPR's sorcery never ceases to impress me. Dandelion's ballad also somehow looks better than Leliana's song despite both being cringe incarnate.
youtube.com/watch?v=xUEyxPTmCYA

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The Witcher 1 was so awkward.

TW1 didn't have a console port and slavs are just better programmers in general

>>Yen
>>Sile
>>blind Phillipa
>tfw yen is a 7/10 at most where i live

Feelsgoodman

Sile is ok, but too generic looking. Philippa in w2 is a 8/10, w3 philippa is a 2/10 - can't get more plain than that.

Someone post the Nilfgaard leak please.

wait there is more?
i only saw Emhyr premium version on reddit.

Yes, there's supposedly a bigger leak somewhere on the Russian forum, but it's hard to find if you know fuck all Russian and it probably already got deleted.

oh alright.
ill post it if i find something

thanks user

How does one acquire an autistic mutant bf?

Why do you argue so much about Yennefer vs Triss when the objectively prettier lady is Ciri.

here are a few cards and sounds
streamable.com/jywny

well. yen, you should first start trying to act like a decent human being on even the most basic level. from there you can begin the process of becoming a waifu that isnt such shit

>that Leo Bonhart
So glad I've been saving some scraps for this.