/pdg/ - Payday: The Heist and Payday 2 General

YOU THINK I GIVE A SHIT?

IM HURT. HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Pubs try tabula rasa

Oh lawd plz no

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>not doing it solo

Don't you have to have 4 people?

if it says "each crew member" but not "4 man crew", no.

I request a portable bag used by a physician or other medical professional to transport medical supplies and medicine

You can have this body bag case that allows you to move more dead bodies without having to pick up the bodies with your own hands

ay, chain, come on

Thrashley, I am low on codes I must precure yours

Dead game. Let's just talk about our furry hazubandos instead.

Marty is really cute. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hang out with him.

Marcus tried rubbing my shoulders... I mean what the fuck... can we swap partners?!

Marty doesn't count. He's basically a grill.

Marty is a boy, if you like traps its gay

Almost as gay as liking women.

I prefer Marty dressed as a boy though.

As a bisexual, I am an authority on what is gay and what is not gay, and I can assure you that liking traps is not gay. From my experience I have learned that men who exclusively like men do not like traps, because they look like girls. Girls who like boys, even small effeminate boys, do not like traps because they look too much like girls. Traps are a fetish for straight males. At most, liking traps makes you mildly bisexual.

As an actual gay person and bisexual too

Liking traps is really fucking gay, and fuck your "straight gay people" that is about them looking for feminine figures "and no homo" when its actually really fucking gay

>as an actual gay person
>and bisexual too
This is an oxymoron.

Fuck this game, dude.

If it doesn't say "4 people" then no.

Tabula Rasa doesn't need it.

But sometimes shit like Pain Train don't say 4 people even though it does so it's always a guess and check.

t. Mad straightfag

...

>blow me

Who needs more body bags?

Why can't I put tripmines on hostages and release them?

>in options

Are any of the current payday characters gay?

Hoxton

>All this gay shit being said

The only straight thing about Payday is the Joceline's barrel configuration

Clover and Sydney are both gay, but not for each other. Clover had a love, but the relationship didnt work out and she's still bitter about it. The two of them only had sex a handful of times. Sydney regularly makes out with girls at clubs. Half because she want's guys attention, half because she genuinely does enjoy it. She once blew a guy on the middle of the dance floor, and got free shots nonstop for the rest of the night.
Unrelated, but Bonnie regularly rapes men. Mostly police officers that just get incapacitated in safe house raids.

That is funny and sounds like a fate worse than death for the officers

Pretty much all of them. Including the cops.

Ain't got no time for sexuality when you making bank and shooting pigs nigga'.

this is gay

Friendly reminder to keep a kick-list and write down all the names of the faggots who kick you without a reason from their lobbies.

Sawbitches, get the FUCK out of my thread

Thats fucking gay, dude

Reminder

Scalies a fucking shit, dry and rough skin always

They can be smooth and soft.
Also, no u.

It's all drawings, so I don't care.

is that Jacket?

I just hacked my 2DS. Now I can heist all these games.

I just want to have fun with different assault rifles but when it comes down to it all that matters is reload speed, so why use anything other than the commando

>all that matters is reload speed

Nigga r u retarded?
Tactical reloading and getting a nice cover is enough for that problem to get solved
Depends on the difficulty and DLCs you own

yeah, so I hit the damage breakpoint, and then max out stability/accuracy with mods. The only difference is some rifles have better stats. Commando/famas are the 2 best light rifles and m308 is the best dmr.

Cavity skin when
Light crossbow skin when

Am I right in saying the explosive crossbow sidearm is really good?

Dual crossbows are OD-viable, so yes.

And this is after the explosive crossbow ammo's damage was nerfed.

>Not poison

Did someone leave the stove on?

Is there something you want to say, user?

Yeah I think my darling just walked by

But we're the only ones in this dead thread.

I'm here, commando best rifle

You can't facerape dozers with that.

That's whaat my javelins are for

Alright /pdg/, here's a riddle.
Is the Raven a straight upgrade to the Reinfield?
Is the Predator a reskin of the M1014?
Is the Joceline a reskin of the Mosconi?
Is the Izhma and Stakeout the only shotguns that compete with eachother?

saiga drum mag when

Yes
No
No because the spray is different, Macaron > Waifu
No

k
Elaborate
Didn't know that.
I was thinking the Izhma was the high-concealment high-requirement weapon while the Stakeout is a low-concealment prepackaged weapon with low requirements.

Elaborate my dick
Macaron shots wider like the donald and got more conceal
Izhma concealment is shit and its fun to use, Stakeout is whole shit and not fun to use

25 concealment is hardly shit.
(26 with boost or silencer skills, 27 with both)

>not doing a sydney edition

just post your steam id so i can report you to the devs

A Marty character pack is in production.

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>V849G-4L30I-4KFJI
Thanks!

i hav no money, but i need to play OD/DW with friend

Marty is trash. Would not marry.

what dlc do you have

none

armorer is your friend
m308
berserker if you want memeweapons

heres a build from frankelstner the man himself
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I can give you a few if you want.

Literally who

alright i'll give it ago

consider skipping fully loaded for inspire, depending on how many friends you play with and how theyll carry you

the only real must have in that build is just silent killer+ berserker + a dmr tier gun (that is m308)

the rest is all preference

0/8 bait but ill take it.
he's the long guide author

Does this offer apply to others? I just got the game 2 weeks ago...the grind is real

Uh i could help a few people i guess but it's not something i will do "frequently" for obvious reasons.

I understand. I will buy eventually when sales come up. Can't justify the cost for full price when people always say to buy DLCs on sale

Well anyone is more than welcome to add me for a game or two.

why don't you post some alesso/hotline/big dank/spek obs meanwhile? p-please...

what's your steamID?

akillerbee

steamcommunity.com/id/toquina/

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Very appreciated