You're driving at night when these two gentleman stops you and

You're driving at night when these two gentleman stops you and...

>Hey man, wanna race? we'll bet 1G

How fucked are you.

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>I'm driving at night randomly
Sounds like I've got the Zeto. I'm pretty boned on any straight away to be honest. Could probably take them on the togue, however.
>I'm coming home from work.
I probably have the Maxima, see above.
>I'm going to/from a store.
Probably borrowing the wifey's 'Stang. I can definitely take them through the bendy, hilly local roads. I stand a remote chance red light to red light, still gonna get btfo on anything longer than an 1/8th mile.
>Anywhere with kids or long distance.
I have the wagon. Respectfully decline race. I mean seriously what type of Cletus/Bogan tries to race a 90hp fwd station wagon?

>I stand a remote chance red light to red light

If that stang is stock you don't stand a chamcey friend, you aren't getting close to this thing on the straights at all

youtu.be/vBzVlqknZGE

Also not giving it 110% when you're in the station wagon with the kids? Are you weak?

My goal is to get to the next light before their tires are done spinning.

Her driving gets scary sometimes so I've only upgraded the suspension and brakes. The previous owner put in cams though.

Absolutely fucked, my truck does quarter in 22.9 at 59.8 mph

He won't spin the tires, I don't think you realise how fast this truck is. If he spins the tires cause of sand or water then guess what, you are too.
For my own curiosity do you have any special tires on it to match the brakes? I would love a barely modded mustang, seems like it could be a lot of fun

Is that the farm truck that managed to beat a Lambo is a straight line race?

This thread is dumb it's not like they actually street race random people; its a reality show.

Well it's a drag car in every sense except the body. I'd hope it'd be able to beat a Lamborghini in a straight line.

>have an 11 second frog ranger
>still get beat
I could maybe get close in the 1/8th

I just put thicker rear sway bars in my accord, so i should be good

He probably will spin tires. If you watch the video, you can see them bleachboxing the slicks. On a regular dry road those same slicks will spin until they heat up enough to actually grip the road.

As for tires, I think it's goodrich
Gforce Comp-2 all seasons.
As for mawds- (all of these are OE replacement) Brembo calipers and brake hoses, R1 concepts pads and rotors, Monroe Economatic front struts, Gabriel (I forget which) rear shocks, Moog tie rods and ball joints and front sway links; not oe replacement parts; heavier rear sway bar, and soft copper brakelines.

lol I was about to say I'd look at his rear tires. If they are huge fucking slicks running on a few psi I'll pass, otherwise yolo

>Stock S200

Very.

He may spin off the line in a 6000 pound truck. But then he has 1200 bhp and then what

I have a 250hp, 240lbs-ft torque, 5,000lb curb weight vehicle. I'd probably win if I took the spare tire off.

>Sure I have a membership at the local track
>You do road courses?

>>Hey man, wanna race?

probably trying to frantically decide in my head if the redneck said "rape"

They seem to be on summer/all-season tires

Easy dollars in my pocket

they do race "random" people but everybody and their momma knows Farmtruck so its not like its a sleeper

hell you can find Farmtruck vids from the early 2000s the show came from the scene not the other way around

I don't talk to strange men I don't know.

>they admit to having $1000 cash on them
Rob them blind.

>You're driving at night when these two gentleman stops you and...
>>Hey man, wanna race? we'll bet 1G
>How fucked are you.
If I'm driving at night, it'll be on the mountain roads. These guys don't stand a chance there.

>Hey man, wanna race? we'll bet 1G
Na, dont wanna bet but race is nice.

How fucked are you.
It´ll be an interesting and fun race.

>golf with 2.0l 8v
im fucked

>"Sure, let me call my brother and have him bring the money"
>calls state patrol

>that faglet posing with tense arm muscles actually making him look more of a fag

>even more inbred billy bob thorton

I might be able to beat them off the line in my 940 turbo, doubt I could keep it up over any significant distance.

Are you black?

It's a 1000+ hp truck senpai.

Oh shit lmao

That lambo had a shit start but man that fucking truck is fast.

these guys have a new sleeper now

it makes 1150hp off the bottle and something around 1500 on it

if it wasnt in a 5000lb truck itd be fast af

>post mod list

whew lad

its a fucking blown alcohol bigblock you nancy.

drag cars are always spinning, its how slicks work

>drag cars are always spinning, its how slicks work

watch the slow motion, there will be a certain initial wheel spin that is desired for a good launch

Wrong

>How fucked are you.
Not at all.
Does sound like I'm $1,000 richer, though.

hes right though

you dont want a dead hook

best pass is when you lay rubber all the way down the strip

Probably not, but I'd still try. Gotta put that 700hp to use.

This would smoke it

I don't know if my tiny 4 cylinder can handle it
m.youtube.com/watch?v=JPTVpLVp4Fk

Wrong
Top fuel cars use clutch packs that slip to avoid a dead hook exploding the car, not the tires.
>slicks work by not getting traction
>wheelspin is desired for a good launch
Wow you guys are smart, now that they figured this out they'll use a used set of All Terrain T/As instead of a giant pliable slick. You unlocked the secret of drag racing. Fucking retards, think before you post and stop making up stuff on the internet.

yeah

keep proving you dont know anything

every top fuel car finishes with a higher wheel speed than car speed because its optimal

its like you want your solid suspension car to have tire shake

>mention slicks

>everything is now top fuel

there's stock mustangs and camaros that run slicks

different suspension setups use tires differently. 4 link vs ladder bar etc

Just white trash.

>"sure, how about 2 grand?"
Seriously, have they tried to rob people of $1000 this way?

Select a road with a turn because I know how to game the system
ez pz 1gz

...

i remember the shitty video of those faggots taking 5 minutes to show 30 seconds of it moving with some of the worst acting ever.

never again.

I like how they beat Lambos with that shitbox of theirs.

Really? Did they just dumped the Farmtruck?

no its just another project

the Farmtruck is Farmtruck's (obv)

AZN has
Dung Beetle
Chevy II
Onion (GMC)

the show is shit even a lot of the guys on it dont like it

the racing is real tho even if it is edited to a dumb amount

I prefer youtube and the MSC podcast fuckers are hilarious