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2nd for zzr250 as best learner baiku

>I bought a Grom as my first motorcycle

It was fun while it lasted but I'm bored of it.

No surprise there

How long have you had it?

I'll take it off your hands desu.

New bike feels.

fixed that old beater yet?

Ha good one...

No but closer, engine is painted, wiring is getting redone soon™. Waiting on two things, a new shift bar as it needs replacement and if I were to do it later its another casing split job AND trying to find a single piece copper head gasket is impossible for my motor size. I can get them in 1400cc and while its tempting I don't want to dump 6K bumping it up another 400cc

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MUSLIMS NEED NOT APPLY.

Das racis

What Italian beers are nice? You know to drop by on my way past in May.
Or do you guys prefer some Belgian beers?

Definitely get some belgian beers. Or even better some aged rum.
>normie
Kill yourself.
Just wait until a go to sem.
>MUSLIMS NEED NOT APPLY.
Can I come if I'm a shintoist?

Most commercial beers are garbage,
you'd need to pick up some here in Italy but I don't know if you're coming here first.
Belgian beers are fine.

>Or even better some aged rum.
As the trip man says.

>Can I come if I'm a shintoist?
As long as you're not too brown.

It looks like I'm coming through Belgium and then through south-east France before I reach the camping site.
Going to sleep in hotels so my pack mule will be pretty much empty, with lots of room for booze.

>As long as you're not too brown.
I'm Okinawan.
Stop in Barbados and get some Mount Gay XO.

>Okinawan
>italians, germans and japanese
PERFECT.
Or almost, this year the fin is missing.

>Stop in Barbados and get some Mount Gay XO.

My satnav can't plan a route that crosses the Atlantic by bike, I'm sorry mate.

You don't know until you try.

Best phone mount?

>You don't know until you try.
I know enough about water to know my bike isn't capable of crossing that amount.

Your pocket.

Time to get a better bike.

When do you plan to be around?
maybe we can do a miny meet, klr guy is coming back around may

I'm thinking of rigging a small pelican case to the handlebars
looking for a durable, glareproof cover for the display cutout

September

I'm leaving home the 6th.
So I guess I'm entering Italy around the 9th.

I'm planning to go to Bucharest, but it depends on a friend's days off when I want to be there. So maybe I can hang around for a few days or come back via Italy.

mmm I think that might be a week too late for klr guy, I'll ask.

Do you live in socal?

Sounds like a nice boat anchor.

>MUSLIMS NEED NOT APPLY.

No-one can attend super euro meat 2017

Best cup holder?

on a scale from 0 to none: How do you guys think the chances are we are going to see one of these among the top 3 of any GPs coming season?

Who are their riders?

Bradley Smith and Pol Espargaró

They don't stand a chance.

Pol Espargaro and Bradley Smith.

carfag here who also likes bikes

Why are bikers so fucking entitled shits ?

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Why do they relentlessly harass cars for no reason

This post is why I don't like you.

Because they're americans.

i literally never post here.

1st video is retarded ill admit

Aussie here i dont understand why everyone antagonizes bikes and cars here either its retarded

This.
Americans are self centered egomaniacs.

This.

Never seen anyone else so confrontational about the most stupid shit in my life.

So normally here in aus everything in that video would never happen.

Whats the deal with yanks and creating drama?
I dont get it cant they just drive away?

Slim to zero. Maybe if some wet race shenanigans happen. They've made great progress through testing so far, but this will still be a development year for them.

>I dont get it cant they just drive away?
No they can't,
because they're the protagonists of their own movies and the main character never backs down from a challenge.

It's really more with the fact that our driver education system is kinda shit. Couple that with Suzuki's wonderful 0% down financing and you get a bunch of retards who somehow escaped darwinism riding around making things worse for everyone else.

>It's really more with the fact that our education system is shit

Ftfy

>because they're the protagonists of their own movies and the main character never backs down from a challenge.
Kek.
Too much estrogen in their meat, they all behave like hysterical women.
>driver education system
What driver education system?
More like this.

>bikers

you mean Vbloggers?

>backing down from a challenge
you sound like a fucking pussy, jealous euro cunte everywhere

gday, im an aus p plater and was thinking of getting a bike licence, whats the most powerful bike i could get thats cheap on insurance thats also not that expensive? i dont really know much but i want to get into the scene

lol
Idione

Go to /dat/, they will invite you to discord. You will need to supply a dick pic first or they won't talk to you.

Most are being retarded.

what is discord?

I think I'm going to get a R1200R or RS, I've been whittling down my shortlist and test rode an R on Friday, really nice bike, top end is a bit weak but I barely use it on the street

Top end?
Why were you over 5k rpm at all?

some gay faggot gaymer chat

Where?When?Will there be buttceks?

why is merrika such a 3rd world shithole?

South-western Austria.
29th July for several days.
Yes. Anal activity is mandatory unless you purchase the NoButtS-X add-on.

sv650

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>South-western Austria.
>29th July for several days.
Is this definitive?

I believe so. The plan was originally northern Italy, but there weren't any suitable campsites. It's in a province close to the Swiss/Italian borders though.

So I gotta ride up to Innsbruck and then left, right? Let's hope I'll be free.

easier than that.

Passi il camapnile nel lago e sei li, tipo un'ora e mezza.

I lost you halfway the spaghetti.

do you need a spoon?

I can't understand you without the appropriate hand movements.

I prefer a knife

HOW CAN A SPOON HOLD THE PASTA, FUCK!
YOU NEED TO USE A FUCKING FORK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Left, up, up left, right, right, r1, r2, select.

So I ride to resia and pass the border? That's it?

pretty much.

Cool.
Definitely gonna come even if I have to work.

You eat pasta with a fork and knife.
Or spoon and knife.

>spoon
no

Any Brits going to SEM?

For your information, originally you ate pasta with a fork AND a spoon, using the spoon as a surface to spin the pasta with the fork.

Yes, for if the sauce came out a bit thin.

But fuck that, use a knife.

Only retards. Fucking elitist pasta pricks. A fork is much superior.

>muh heated grips

Io uso solo la forchetta, stavo spiegando come era in origine.

You clearly live in a place with no winter

I preferisco I fusilli

going to cycle gear in half an hour

what gear brands should i check out besides a*

And can I get some Pizza Kebab with that?

Why not just look at whatever's on the shelf?

Yes, I will be having parmesan with my spaghetti thank you.

Yeah, I'll be going. Probably do France, Belgium, Germany on the way to Austria. Then maybe go via Switzerland on the way back.

>muh midrange power

Sorry I couldn't hear you, can you translate that to freedom speak.

>not wanting fat, lazy torks

Sorry I don't speak niggerese

"It's-a me, Mario. I'm-a fuck-a your momma!"

"Ebonics" is the official name of the American language.